Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

[Pepsei]

who's he going to go after, when he's done with ashley? emma watson? i guess that's the secret to his longevity and virile(sp?).

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: Randum

Originally posted by: thepd7
If someone murdered Lance I wouldn't be sad, he is a horrible horrible person.

may god have mercy on your soul....

Lance won arguable the hardest physical event 7 years in a row after being shot down with cancer and faced with death.

No one on this earth can pass judgement on him.

as for olsen...not cool...but in my eyes, Lance is THE MAN. The livestrong foundation speaks enough for him, hes done amazing things and helped a lot of people.

AND IF You read any of his books, don't knock on his decison to leave his wife, thats a personal choice, that NO ONE can pass judgement on. No one knows what exactly is going on except him.

/end rant from Lance fanboy

Is that because he is sinless, or he is Jesus himself, or both?

I figure he's neither, and there's plenty of reasons for people not to like him. However that's up to every individual to decide, not just his fanbois.

He gave his only begotten left nut so that whosoever believeth in him will not perish but have everlasting life.

 

[tomywishbone]

Say it ain't so.

 

[Throckmorton]

What's the big deal? He's only 15 years older than her.

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: thepd7

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: thepd7
If someone murdered Lance I wouldn't be sad, he is a horrible horrible person.

Wishing death on someone makes you a horrible person, as well.

How does it feel to be friends with hypocrisy?

I didn't WISH it on him, I just said if it happened I wouldn't be sad.

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: thepd7
If someone murdered Lance I wouldn't be sad, he is a horrible horrible person.

care to elaborate?

Where do I start?

With the time he dumped his wife who stuck with him through the worst time in his life?

I know you can't force love but how the FUCK do you dump someone who went through THAT with you.

He's a heartless, souless, walking penis and if he was right in front of me I would punch him in his one remaining nut.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You just said the most retarded thing. His wife left him. He actually tried to work it out. I have read 3 biographies on his life, BTW. And I also read one book on cycling which talked about him too. You should read and get the fact before ASSuming things.

His wife left him because the life of a cyclist is rough on families. They are hardly ever there and when they are, they need just as much maintenance and tending after as kids. It got too hard on her. BTW, she is living very comfortably now, and they have joint custody of the kids. Not only that, she and Lance are still on speaking terms.

Quote from his ex-wife:
?If someone leaves you, it doesn't mean you are leave-able. If someone hurts you, it doesn't mean you are wimpy. If you have messed up big time, it doesn't mean that you are stained forever. If a relationship is broken, it doesn't mean that it will stay broken.?

They filed for divorce in september and he starting dating sheryl crow sometime around then (when he was still technically married). They didn't reveal their relationship until january after the divorce was finalized. Yeah, that really sounds like someone who tried desperately to make it work and was truly devastated.

To all you other morons: got nothing for you, if you think Lance is a good guy you really need to read up. He cares about one person and one person only.

 

[ed21x]

Lance Armstrong is the MAN. One of the manliest men in our generation. He can probably do better than the Olsen twins, so I'd give my props to Ashley for dating a legend.

 

[aplefka]

Atta boy Lance! That's AWESOME!

 

[Kirby]

Hell, I can't think of a woman that I wouldn't bang for that much money. She could be my sugar momma any day of the week.

 

[mooglemania85]

All that $$ and the best she can get is a guy with one nut?

 

[Rogodin2]

He's lance armstrong, and has used 4211 anabolic steroids just to win the tour. I've no respect for him or his cock.

Rogo

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
All that $$ and the best she can get is a guy with one nut?

does having one nut affect his sexual performance? you guys sure are hung up on that.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
He's lance armstrong, and has used 4211 anabolic steroids just to win the tour. I've no respect for him or his cock.

Rogo

you are the biggest fvkin troll on this board. i'd like to see you banned so we don't have to read anymore of your flippin' nuts posts.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
He's lance armstrong, and has used 4211 anabolic steroids just to win the tour. I've no respect for him or his cock.

Rogo

Stop posting. You add nothing to the forums.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I have no opinion on this but that is not a very good picture of her.

 

[Bateluer]

Couldn't a guy like Lance get any woman he wanted? He's loaded, in excellent shape, and famous.

 

[GoatMonkey]

Ok, so suppose you had the chance to have sex with the Olsen twins, but you have to release the video of it on the internet and you know it would make Lance Armstrong cry, do you do it?

 

[FoBoT]

i thought she was a skeleton

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Couldn't a guy like Lance get any woman he wanted? He's loaded, in excellent shape, and famous.

but he only has one nut, so ???

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
He's lance armstrong, and has used 4211 anabolic steroids just to win the tour. I've no respect for him or his cock.

Rogo

you are the biggest fvkin troll on this board. i'd like to see you banned so we don't have to read anymore of your flippin' nuts posts.

Big 2nd on that.

The Frenchies have been trying to get him for years, and they've never been able to prove that he used steroids. He's submitted many drug tests and came up clean each time.

 

[compuwiz1]

I'd do Ashley, or anyone who looked like her, even if I was 80 and I'd die a happy man.

 

[Throckmorton]

I would hit it

http://images.eonline.com/eol_...lsen.ashley.091906.jpg

 

[Muadib]

Lance is once again my hero.:thumbsup:

 

[0roo0roo]

i always thought he was older than that hm
but yea it was wise to ditch the old sheryl crow

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
He's lance armstrong, and has used 4211 anabolic steroids just to win the tour. I've no respect for him or his cock.

Rogo

Stop posting. You add nothing to the forums.

QFT.

At least Gatsby had some entertainment value..

 

[IronWing]

The big shocker here is that he is only 36. He looks like he's closer to fifty.