Last night's dream.. (wow...)

LordJezo

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Wow.. this one was a weird one..

It started off with my girlfriend and I seeing a preacher man speaking the good word to a large line of people, mostly young, who were filing into some kind of doorway in to a big cathedral. We looked around trying to find out what was going on when we noticed that they all walked past what looked to be like an opening to a sewer. We went and checked it out and there was a rotting corpse hand sticking out of it who would touch each person who passed by. We got scared and tried to get away but the corpse hand touched both myself and my girlfriend.

The preacher man then told us that in that cage was Al Roker who was the savoir to the sins of today?s youth. By him touching us we would become good Christians and preach the word of God. We were worried about this and didn?t want it to happen.

Well, the dream flash forwarded a little bit and there was Nativesunshine and I at a press conference speaking about this ills of premarital sex, how good the church was, etc. We talked about how now that we were celibate and we hugged and we looked like your perfect church going couple.

The dream then went back to the cage of Roker and zoomed inside it. In the cage was the Al Roker corpse, all rotted away from soaking in the sewer or whatever he was in for all that time. Martha Stewart then showed up as some sort of sacrifice or what have you and was placed into the cage with the Al Roker thing. Then proceeded to have some kind of sacrificial sex and at the peak she disintegrated into a mass of bones and flesh and fused with Al Roker and I think they formed some sort of super being. Her soul shot up into the sky and I woke up wonder what the heck that was all about.
 

LordJezo

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I never watch the today show.

Not sure how Al Roker ended up in the dream.. epsecially as a rotting corpse.
 

LordThing

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Sounds to me like a subconscience objection to organized religion. At least you feel that there is a dirty underbelly to being a "good christian". That once you are "touched" with that taint, you become infused or brainwashed into its full doctrine. Al Roaker being a symbol of someone well loved and admired, but in this form he was the embodiment of all the evils of the church. Martha Stewart also being a symbol of purity and moral standing being given up and consumed by the evil.

 

LordJezo

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Originally posted by: LordThing
Amateur Freud

Sounds to me like a subconscience objection to organized religion. At least you feel that there is a dirty underbelly to being a "good christian". That once you are "touched" with that taint, you become infused or brainwashed into its full doctrine. Al Roaker being a symbol of someone well loved and admired, but in this form he was the embodiment of all the evils of the church. Martha Stewart also being a symbol of purity and moral standing being given up and consumed by the evil.

....

wow.

Well, at least it dosen't prove I hate my mother.
 

TheCorm

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Jezo?...what the hell is going on...I mean it was just mildy odd until...

"Then proceeded to have some kind of sacrificial sex and at the peak she disintegrated into a mass of bones and flesh and fused with Al Roker and I think they formed some sort of super being. Her soul shot up into the sky and I woke up wonder what the heck that was all about."
 

LordJezo

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Originally posted by: TheCorm
Jezo?...what the hell is going on...I mean it was just mildy odd until...

"Then proceeded to have some kind of sacrificial sex and at the peak she disintegrated into a mass of bones and flesh and fused with Al Roker and I think they formed some sort of super being. Her soul shot up into the sky and I woke up wonder what the heck that was all about."

Yeah, I wish I knew. It was intense.

You can't have cliff notes for something that intense.
 

PunDogg

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Originally posted by: LordThing
Amateur Freud

Sounds to me like a subconscience objection to organized religion. At least you feel that there is a dirty underbelly to being a "good christian". That once you are "touched" with that taint, you become infused or brainwashed into its full doctrine. Al Roaker being a symbol of someone well loved and admired, but in this form he was the embodiment of all the evils of the church. Martha Stewart also being a symbol of purity and moral standing being given up and consumed by the evil.

Damn the man, Damn the man, save the empire

thats deep, Lordthing or shall i call you Freud, Freuds alot easier to type, so I'll call u freud hehe

Dogg
 
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perhaps it was the anchovies on the Caesar salad? Maybe the pickles on the peanut butter? Or the Lithium mixed in with the Zoloft...
 

guyver01

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i need cliffs notes.... is this YALJHGDT (yet another LordJezo is having ghey dreams thread) ?

 

DanTMWTMP

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Originally posted by: TheCorm
Jezo?...what the hell is going on...I mean it was just mildy odd until...

"Then proceeded to have some kind of sacrificial sex and at the peak she disintegrated into a mass of bones and flesh and fused with Al Roker and I think they formed some sort of super being. Her soul shot up into the sky and I woke up wonder what the heck that was all about."

yeah after i read that part i bursted out laughing lolol...


i had a dream where skoorb gave me his nissan.....and the parking garage that i was supposed to meet him @ was this huge huge huge biulding ....taller than anything there is....and when i went inside, i somehow reached the top, and rpg style, i had to make my way down killing monsters and stuff and levling up..i got uber powerful and when i reached the bottom, skoorb got tired of waiting and went away w/ his nissan that he was suppose to give me....and w/ all the super powers i amassed...i couldn't stop a measly car gate from closing......and i lost the mission..game over sign... i woke up ...said "WTF!?"....
 

rudeguy

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well lets break it down into parts


1. It started off with my girlfriend and I seeing a preacher man speaking the good word to a large line of people, mostly young, who were filing into some kind of doorway in to a big cathedral.

This could only be a reference to college. You probably have some deep underlying fear of not being accepted by your peers.

2.We looked around trying to find out what was going on when we noticed that they all walked past what looked to be like an opening to a sewer. We went and checked it out and there was a rotting corpse hand sticking out of it who would touch each person who passed by. We got scared and tried to get away but the corpse hand touched both myself and my girlfriend.

Probably another reference to college. The symbolism between the hand touching everyone and being handed your diploma is easy to see.

3.The preacher man then told us that in that cage was Al Roker who was the savoir to the sins of today?s youth. By him touching us we would become good Christians and preach the word of God. We were worried about this and didn?t want it to happen.

This makes me think that you are maturing, and it scares you. Al Roker is just a symbol of popular culture, and religion is actually a reference to maturity.

4.Well, the dream flash forwarded a little bit and there was Nativesunshine and I at a press conference speaking about this ills of premarital sex, how good the church was, etc. We talked about how now that we were celibate and we hugged and we looked like your perfect church going couple.

This could mean that you are putting on an act, and are afraid you will be found out for what you truly are.

5.The dream then went back to the cage of Roker and zoomed inside it. In the cage was the Al Roker corpse, all rotted away from soaking in the sewer or whatever he was in for all that time. Martha Stewart then showed up as some sort of sacrifice or what have you and was placed into the cage with the Al Roker thing.

This means that you are looking for an idol. Your previous ones have failed you, and you need someone to look up to and take guidance from.

6.Then proceeded to have some kind of sacrificial sex and at the peak she disintegrated into a mass of bones and flesh and fused with Al Roker and I think they formed some sort of super being. Her soul shot up into the sky and I woke up

This just proves you are fvcked up
 

jpbushido99

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Hey I had that same sort of dream, only a couple of differences, instead of Al Roker it was Alf, and he wasn't a rotting corpse but a flying squirrel who would land on everyone?s head and defecate on them, then he would hurry off saying I pooped on you instead of your shoe, you can't wipe it off, it sticks like glue. And then instead of Martha Stewart it was Antonio Bandaras who would come up to people who had the poop on them, and he would lick it up and say, in a Spanish English accent, I wiped you up, from back to front, now come and see all my movies you runt. Then it was over, man what do you think that meant?
 

conjur

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
I never watch the today show.

Not sure how Al Roker ended up in the dream.. epsecially as a rotting corpse.

Homo-necrophilia?
 

MaxDepth

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Originally posted by: LordThing
Amateur Freud

Sounds to me like a subconscience objection to organized religion. At least you feel that there is a dirty underbelly to being a "good christian". That once you are "touched" with that taint, you become infused or brainwashed into its full doctrine. Al Roaker being a symbol of someone well loved and admired, but in this form he was the embodiment of all the evils of the church. Martha Stewart also being a symbol of purity and moral standing being given up and consumed by the evil.
Professional Freud
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Originally posted by: LordJezo
We went and checked it out and there was a rotting corpse hand sticking out of it who would touch each person who passed by. We got scared and tried to get away but the corpse hand touched both myself and my girlfriend.

I call BS. Not even a rotting corpse hand would touch that.

- M4H
 

Schadenfroh

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do you ever have a dream where you are standing atop a mayan pyramid surrounded by a thousand naked women that are screaming and throwing little pickels at you?
 
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