First, the 'fast chargers' are really like 10+ per location. In some places (SoCal) they are 40-60. Outside of SoCal on holiday weekends they generally are not very full at all, I have never even had the inconvenience of having to park next to someone at a Supercharger (it reduces the charge rate).
Second, you are wildly overestimating the amount of time needed to charge. The goal is not to charge to 100%, or even 90% - It's just to get enough to get to your next stop. You stay in the fat part of the charging curve and 10-15 minutes adds serious miles.
You make statements like:
But I would not hesitate in the slightest to take a 700 mile trip.
Obviously I don't know where you live, but I do know where I live. So I used this tool:
To draw a 700 mile radius around my home (Northern NJ). Chicago is almost exactly 700 miles so we'll use that as my destination even though I'm helping your argument here (can't drive in a straight line). Using A Better Route Planner's default settings for a Model 3 LR (the one you should buy, unless you're a speed junkie) here's what that trip looks like:
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To me that trip is wildly superior to the alternative with a single 5 minute stop. Unless you are doing this every single day of your life an EV is absolutely fine for this trip. The extra 90 minutes of charging are more than worth the overall experience improvement. And frankly - If you have a daughter that lives 700 miles away you need to think about this - You're too fucking old to be sitting in a car for that long without some breaks. I'm too fucking old as well and I'm not even 40 yet.
I'm not saying that EVs are 100% the answer 100% of the time. Doing that trip in the dead of winter would roughly double the charging time (twice as many stops, similar time each stop due to warm battery - limitation is wh/mi not charge rate). There are circumstances in which the inherent inefficiency of ICE is nice - Nothing like waste heat to melt snow and ice off a car. But -
If you want to have a legitimate argument for this you need to have data. Log every trip you make for a year, then report back. I have my data (and it's a lot - I am a 35,000 mi/year household with only two people). For the ~two days a year that a Tesla would not completely cover my range needs I can rent a car and still come out thousands a year ahead on fuel costs.
At this point even if gas were completely free I would still drive my EV. It's just an incredibly superior experience. Even for driving long distances.
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