Life Lessons

[Grasshopper27]

Post your own life lessons here:

1. Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life.

 

[thawolfman]

2) goldschlager 0wnz mee

 

[nater]

eating sour patch kids, offbrand chocolates, and swedish fish will make you fat regardless of the percentage less you paid for them after V-day

 

[BD231]

People are stupid.

 

[RACER]

When driving, every other driver is a retard.

 

[RACER]

When not, every driver is a retard.

 

[Martin]

eventually you'll die and what's left of you will rot in the ground, so put yourself out of your misery right now! Have a gun? USE IT! Don't have a gun? Use the bridge!


Cherio!

 

[KGB1]

No use in arguing over things, you never really win in the end.

Never let another person borrow your Car, Wife, PISTOL !!!! The rest is up for grabs

 

[Skel]

Make sure what you're fighting for is worth fighting for, and decide when to let it go...

 

[AreaCode707]

Always be logical but only sometimes be sensible.

 

[iwearnosox]

Moderators are omnipotent.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: KGB
No use in arguing over things, you never really win in the end.

Never let another person borrow your Car, Wife, PISTOL !!!! The rest is up for grabs

They can borrow your wife, you just get to have theirs in return.

 

[gopunk]

stay away from stupid people

 

[Cyco]

Sometimes you just have to say what the fvck.

 

[onza]

there are some stupid ppl in this world, and its just so amazing to see it.

 

[Skel]

Originally posted by: gopunk
stay away from stupid people

There are other kinds out there???


j/k

 

[datalink7]

I'll just quote Eric Idle:

"Life's a piece of sh!t, when you look at it,
life's a laugh and deaths a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go,
just remember that the last laugh is one you."

 

[MichaelD]

"It's hard to find a woman that will let you sleep with her...and her friends too."

 

[pyonir]

1. You never get ahead in life by looking out for everyone else.

2. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, then it never was.

 

[Zenmervolt]

#1) Nothing matters! You're going to screw up, some people aren't going to like you, and you're not always going to get what you want or need. But guess what; in 150 years from now, that won't matter at all. All sorts of crap is going to happen to you and not one bit of it matters in the grand scheme of things. So just ignore it. Do what makes you happy and what you know is right and smile nicely while others try to knock you down, even if they're successful. The things that you get upset over are just killing you slowly, learn to let go.

ZV

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
#1) Nothing matters! You're going to screw up, some people aren't going to like you, and you're not always going to get what you want or need. But guess what; in 150 years from now, that won't matter at all. All sorts of crap is going to happen to you and not one bit of it matters in the grand scheme of things. So just ignore it. Do what makes you happy and what you know is right and smile nicely while others try to knock you down, even if they're successful. The things that you get upset over are just killing you slowly, learn to let go.

ZV

Let's hang out, I'd like to steal your wallet.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
#1) Nothing matters! You're going to screw up, some people aren't going to like you, and you're not always going to get what you want or need. But guess what; in 150 years from now, that won't matter at all. All sorts of crap is going to happen to you and not one bit of it matters in the grand scheme of things. So just ignore it. Do what makes you happy and what you know is right and smile nicely while others try to knock you down, even if they're successful. The things that you get upset over are just killing you slowly, learn to let go.

ZV

Let's hang out, I'd like to steal your wallet.

I'd let that go too. The police and my lawyers, however, feel otherwise.

My main thrust was not to waste energy getting upset, not to completely deny the situations.

ZV

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: pyonir

2. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, then it never was.

Isn't it if you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: cyco5150

Originally posted by: pyonir

2. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it is yours. If it doesn't, then it never was.

Isn't it if you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it?

i don't know. i don't hunt.

 

[duke]

Originally posted by: RACER
When driving, every other driver is a retard.

Not when you drive into a ditch...