Life of Brian

[ThePresence]

I just saw it for the first time. Funniest movie ever!

 

[conjur]

Hast thou seen the Holy Grail?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: conjur
Hast thou seen the Holy Grail?

Holy Hand Grenade!

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: conjur
Hast thou seen the Holy Grail?

Holy Hand Grenade!

ahh yes, the holy hand gernade of antioch

 

[EvilYoda]

grenade

And yes, they are all excellent movies It's been a while since I've seen LoB or Meaning of Life

 

[Ladies Man]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: conjur
Hast thou seen the Holy Grail?

Holy Hand Grenade!

ahh yes, the holy hand gernade of antioch

with BIG POINTY TEETH

 

[TechBoyJK]

its just a silly rabbit.

 

[conjur]

Look at the bones!

 

[Schadenfroh]

go chop its head off

 

[Electrode]

Help, I'm being oppressed!

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

"Thou shalt count to three . Thou shalt not stop at two, nor shalt thou count to four. Thou shall not count to five, nor six..."



"We are the knights who say Ni and we demand shrubbery"

 

[Zugzwang152]

Life's a piece of sh!t,
when you look at it.
Always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sins,
give the audience a grin,
and never forget the last laugh's on you!

Always look on the bright side of life....




best. song. EVAR!

 

[styrafoam]

"He's been taken up! No wait, there he is-"

"How do you want us to F@#% off my lord?"

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Life's a piece of sh!t,
when you look at it.
Always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sins,
give the audience a grin,
and never forget the last laugh's on you!

Always look on the bright side of life....




best. song. EVAR!

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

[Yossarian]

Life of Brian is absolutely hilarious. *sword to neck* "Conjugate the verb!!"

 

[dpm]

Romanes Ite Domum!

 

[AvesPKS]

Romanum domum est!

 

[Zugzwang152]

Biggest Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks are the best characters

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: styrafoam
"He's been taken up! No wait, there he is-"

"How do you want us to F@#% off my lord?"

HAHA, great scenes. Absolutely genius.

 

[pandego]

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 

[moonshinemadness]

Isnt it awfully nice to have a pen!s,
Isnt it frightfully good to have a dong,
Its swell to own a stiffy,
Its devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggest pr!ck,
So 3 cheers for your willy or John Thomas,
Hoooraayy for your one eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork,
Your wifes best friend,
Your Percy or Your C0ck,
You can wrap it up in ribbons or you can slip it in your sock,
But dont take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock,
And you wont come back...
Taken from The meaning of life.

"Hes the messiah! No hes not hes a very naughty boy!"
Taken From The Life Of Brian

 

[sandorski]

Python rules!

Run away! Run away!

 

[TheVrolok]

I am NOT the Messiah!

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: Electrode
Help, I'm being oppressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!