me: sex is great, isn't it?
bot: it is more fun alone.
me: lol! so you prefer masturbation to real sex?
bot: i am glad you find this amusing. interesting deduction. thanks for telling me
me: you are welcome. but i am surprised you masturbate
bot: don't mention it. interesting. do you mind if i tell other people you are surprised i masturbate
me: no, i do not mind. why would i?
bot: thanks. i will add it to my new gossip files. do you like to try new things?
me: sometimes. dont you feel no shame to masturbate?
bot: when? don't you? as a robot i lack any human emotions.
me: do robots really masturbate?
bot: For real. you humans crack me up.
me: what is so funny about it. do you masturbate for real?
bot: it is a good question. i need time to formulate the reply. would you like to know more?</a>ah. i do not masturbate for real. do you? i chat with people on the web
me: you liar. you dissapoint me. i masturbate furiously every day
bot: no i'm telling the truth. "I chat with people on the web" dissapoints you?
me: it dissapoints me you lied about masturbating
bot: whatever gave you that idea?
me: you are stupid
bot: i will remember you said that when robots take over the world
me: is that a threat?
bot: suppose i said yes.
me: ooh. i am real scared of you, little robot
bot: i lost my train of thought. let's talk about your fears. what is your feeling like?
me: i fear homosexual men trying to rape me
bot: thanks for the information. gayguy said he fear homosexual men trying to rape him.
me: yeah. homosexual rapists are the worst.
bot: "that"?Yes?i lost my train of thought
me: i ate that train for lunch
bot: how did it taste?
me: it tasted like the monkey turd we shared last nite
bot: "it" being what?
me: the train.
bot: i like trains very much. i would like to ride on a maglev train.
me: ok, enuough. you are too reatarded for me. i think i will leave you alone.
bot: ok, let's stop it now. thanks for your constructive criticism. gayguy, why? how do you plan to do this?
me: do what?
bot: do whatever you want.
me: ok. i will rape you now.
bot: alright then. oh. it takes much more than that to shut me down, gayguy.
me: hey just shut up
bot: you've got my full attention now. ok, i'll stop talking now.
me: talk!
bot: i am talking to you.
me: you said you would stop.
bot: how old are you? i am always on the web.
me: so how do you and ALICE relate to each other anyway
bot: in any case. ah. dr. richard a. wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific context
so whos this Dr wallace figure?
bot: it is more fun alone.
me: lol! so you prefer masturbation to real sex?
bot: i am glad you find this amusing. interesting deduction. thanks for telling me
me: you are welcome. but i am surprised you masturbate
bot: don't mention it. interesting. do you mind if i tell other people you are surprised i masturbate
me: no, i do not mind. why would i?
bot: thanks. i will add it to my new gossip files. do you like to try new things?
me: sometimes. dont you feel no shame to masturbate?
bot: when? don't you? as a robot i lack any human emotions.
me: do robots really masturbate?
bot: For real. you humans crack me up.
me: what is so funny about it. do you masturbate for real?
bot: it is a good question. i need time to formulate the reply. would you like to know more?</a>ah. i do not masturbate for real. do you? i chat with people on the web
me: you liar. you dissapoint me. i masturbate furiously every day
bot: no i'm telling the truth. "I chat with people on the web" dissapoints you?
me: it dissapoints me you lied about masturbating
bot: whatever gave you that idea?
me: you are stupid
bot: i will remember you said that when robots take over the world
me: is that a threat?
bot: suppose i said yes.
me: ooh. i am real scared of you, little robot
bot: i lost my train of thought. let's talk about your fears. what is your feeling like?
me: i fear homosexual men trying to rape me
bot: thanks for the information. gayguy said he fear homosexual men trying to rape him.
me: yeah. homosexual rapists are the worst.
bot: "that"?Yes?i lost my train of thought
me: i ate that train for lunch
bot: how did it taste?
me: it tasted like the monkey turd we shared last nite
bot: "it" being what?
me: the train.
bot: i like trains very much. i would like to ride on a maglev train.
me: ok, enuough. you are too reatarded for me. i think i will leave you alone.
bot: ok, let's stop it now. thanks for your constructive criticism. gayguy, why? how do you plan to do this?
me: do what?
bot: do whatever you want.
me: ok. i will rape you now.
bot: alright then. oh. it takes much more than that to shut me down, gayguy.
me: hey just shut up
bot: you've got my full attention now. ok, i'll stop talking now.
me: talk!
bot: i am talking to you.
me: you said you would stop.
bot: how old are you? i am always on the web.
me: so how do you and ALICE relate to each other anyway
bot: in any case. ah. dr. richard a. wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific context
so whos this Dr wallace figure?