So this couple come into the shop today. And this woman has a REALLY nice body and quite a LARGE chest.
Anyway they buy a few things and leave. A few minutes later the woman comes back by herself and starts looking for her car keys. After a minute or so she says "I can hear them, but I can't find them."
SO...
Have you ever known your keys were somewhere on your body, maybe in one of several pockets, so you jump up and down a few times and listen for where the noise is coming from?
SO...
I say to her "Why don't you jump up and down and listen for the jiggle, :shocked: er... I mean JINGLE"
Moral of the story.
Never try and say the word JINGLE to a woman with large breasts. Your mind and your mouth just won't let it happen...
UPDATE:
Her and her boy friend came back into the shop a few days ago, and everything seemed cool.
She WAS wearing a bid baggy sweatshirt this time though...
Anyway they buy a few things and leave. A few minutes later the woman comes back by herself and starts looking for her car keys. After a minute or so she says "I can hear them, but I can't find them."
SO...
Have you ever known your keys were somewhere on your body, maybe in one of several pockets, so you jump up and down a few times and listen for where the noise is coming from?
SO...
I say to her "Why don't you jump up and down and listen for the jiggle, :shocked: er... I mean JINGLE"
Moral of the story.
Never try and say the word JINGLE to a woman with large breasts. Your mind and your mouth just won't let it happen...
UPDATE:
Her and her boy friend came back into the shop a few days ago, and everything seemed cool.
She WAS wearing a bid baggy sweatshirt this time though...