Me ... a father ... :D

[b4u]

Gooooooood Moooorning Everyone!

Just wanna share something with this community ...

... ... ... ... ...

I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!! WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If all goes well, I'll be a father on July 2004!

My wife is 9 weeks and 2 days pregnant, it's our first child! (I'm a bit nervous, hope it goes well)

And I feel GREAT!!!!!



<edit>just took some smillies on the last line, for the sake of formating</edit>

 

[Ryan]

I speak whale, wanna hear it? cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool beeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssssssssss

 

[upsciLLion]

Congratulations! :beer::beer:

ups

 

[Darien]

congratulations :beer:

 

[jinduy]

congrats on much joy to come

 

[Nocturnal]

Congratulations.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

PS: Congratulations

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

PS: Congratulations

Heh.. Not many people can so effectively compare the joy of upcoming parenthood with the fight or flight reflex. Good job!

And b4u: Congrats! :beer:

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I speak whale, wanna hear it? cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool beeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssssssssss

Buahahahahaa...

The sea monkey has my money!

 

[DannyBoy]

congrats, ill be a dad one day

i hope

 

[b4u]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

Uhm ... I thought I was just happy ... now I'm confused ...


With so many technologic enovations, and so many human evolutions, I still have to wait for 9 months to see my child! Gosh! So much (needed) time! I'm getting jealous about my wife, who carries my child all the time ...


Thanks for the posts guys

DannyBoy: GO FOR IT! eheh

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: b4u

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
The elation you feel is your body's initial reaction to the shock of finding that you're going to be a parent. The brain dumps obscene ammounts of the chemical that creates fear and panic into the brainstem, and the body's only recourse is to react by dumping ludicrous quantities of the chemical for happiness to counteract. Unfortunately this is only a knee-jerk reaction on the happiness side and you will resume regularly sceduled levels of angst as soon as you look at your finances and/or realize you're stuck for 18 years now.

Uhm ... I thought I was just happy ... now I'm confused ...


With so many technologic enovations, and so many human evolutions, I still have to wait for 9 months to see my child! Gosh! So much (needed) time! I'm getting jealous about my wife, who carries my child all the time ...


Thanks for the posts guys

You say that now, but wait until her feet starts to swell or when she's actually in labor. Then you'll probably be singing a different tune. I'm not afraid of pain, but i can't imagine willingly putting myself through all that pain.

 

[Corporate Thug]

good to see someone is lookin forward to fatherhood

congrats

 

[Ornery]

There's a period of time during pregnancy, when women are VERY amorous, then a period when they are NOT! So, get it while you can!

BTW, congrats! Oh, and don't forget the pics!

 

[b4u]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
You say that now, but wait until her feet starts to swell or when she's actually in labor. Then you'll probably be singing a different tune. I'm not afraid of pain, but i can't imagine willingly putting myself through all that pain.

When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh

 

[badmouse]

When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh

I felt that too - and I was the mom!

CONGRATS!

 

[Lola]

Congrats!! thats wonderful! you guys gonna find out the sex or do you wanna be surprised?
I know that's a ways away, but still...how exciting! :beer:

 

[Azraele]

Congrats!

 

[b4u]

Originally posted by: badmouse

When she gets to the part of giving birth, I'll probably be knocked down on the floor of the labor room ... with a nurse slapping the sh!t out of my face for me to wake up ... ah yes, I can see it now ... eheheh

I felt that too - and I was the mom!

CONGRATS!

I'm a bit more lucky ... I'm the father

Originally posted by: Lola
Congrats!! thats wonderful! you guys gonna find out the sex or do you wanna be surprised?
I know that's a ways away, but still...how exciting! :beer:

Well, if I were a purist I would prefer to be a surprise ... but in todays consumist society, I do believe it's best to know in advance ... to buy all needed stuff ... I don't wanna end up with blue clothes for a girl, or pink ones to a boy ... eheh

Anyway, it would be hard for my wife's gynecologyst to get through all this time without "ruin" the surprise ... I know of a case in which it happened ...

And I'm eating my nails until the day she (gynecologyst) tells me ... and after I know, well I'll keep eating the nails until "THE BIG DAY"!


Male of Female, I just want him/her to have good health!


Thanks for all the replies

 

[Chrono]

CONGRATS!!!!!
btw
it's gynecologyst

 

[b4u]

Originally posted by: Chrono
CONGRATS!!!!!
btw
it's gynecologyst

eheh, fixed now thanks

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Congratulations :beer:

 

[Storm]

Congrats best wishes for good health to both mother and child .

 

[fumbduck]

You are a father b4me

 

[oniq]

Congrats! I can't wait until my girlfriend and I can afford our own place and have a baby together