Melissa Joan Heart

[Red Dawn]

Not all women are Kelly Ripa. Odds are after she has her baby she will get one of those Hollywood trainers and be right back looking as her gorgeous self in 6 months or less.

The difference between her and most of you geeks is that she still has potential to look great.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Not all women are Kelly Ripa. Odds are after she has her baby she will get one of those Hollywood trainers and be right back looking as her gorgeous self in 6 months or less.

The difference between her and most of you geeks is that she still has potential to look great.

:thumbsup:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Not all women are Kelly Ripa. Odds are after she has her baby she will get one of those Hollywood trainers and be right back looking as her gorgeous self in 6 months or less.

The difference between her and most of you geeks is that she still has potential to look great.

:thumbsup:

Generic concurrence.

*resumes watching ADHD-riddled posters cry fattie*

- M4H

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: veloc1ty
haha fatty!

Lol, I love these responses. Nevermind that you couldn't get any with a c-note and a hooker, or that said hooker could probably bench press more than you.

:thumbsup:

 

[Bozono]

I didn't know effeminate men could get pregnant Fugly.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Bozono
I didn't know effeminate men could get pregnant Fugly.

You better start using protection!

 

[Bozono]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Bozono
I didn't know effeminate men could get pregnant Fugly.

You better start using protection!

:Q Burrnn!(now where'd that middle finger emoticon go?)

 

[etalns]

God damn, Red Dawn is on a roll!

 

[enyce2k9]

wow from a babe to a ^&$@#

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: enyce2k9
wow from a babe to a ^&$@#

You should embrace your obscurity.

 

[Gillbot]

Happens

 

[BW86]

omg...

 

[Zenmervolt]

Fun to watch Red slap the n00bs around again.

ZV

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Fun to watch Red slap the n00bs around again.

ZV

QFT.

 

[anxi80]

my only gripe with her is that she has a mean lazy eye. it looks like a marble rolling around in her skull. if she goes to a imax movie in that globe shape she could watch the whole screen without moving her head.

 

[meltdown75]

wow pregnant eh. i remember seeing her on MTV cribs. hmm

she kind of resembles Fat Bastard's little sister in those pics. i'm sure she will make it a point to bounce back and put herself back in FHM, Maxim, and every other quasi-nudie mag. so for all those whining about the comments, blah blah blah. she's the one who made herself into a sex object in the first place.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: sonoma1993
melissa joan hart is a cutie. they never have any more good shows on nickleoden. Id remember watching salute your shorts :shocked:, clarissa explains it all, wild crazy kids, and etc.

Why, is Old Glory flapping on your flagpole?

And LOL x 3 @ Red!! :laugh:

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Qosis
God damn, Red Dawn is on a roll!

betta put some BUDDA on them rolls

 

[FreshFish]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: jndietz
i remember that one show she had

melissa knows it all. LOL what a ridiculous show

You mean Nickolodeon's show, "Clarissa Explains It All"? I actually thought that was pretty cute when I was about 11 - more entertaining than most of the stuff on that channel.

I liked that show....along with Salute Your Shorts

 

[hpkeeper]

Originally posted by: The_Wildcard
Wow

 

[BMdoobieW]

It is more than just becoming pregnant. It looks like she is taking care of herself less.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
It is more than just becoming pregnant. It looks like she is taking care of herself less.

Yeah, it's really hard to get all excited about PICS then struggle to rub one out to such a disgusting individual.

 

[dquan97]

:Q

 

[Mrfrog840]

**CONFIRMED** not cute anymore **CONFIRMED**

 

[SeaMonki]

studio portrait shots are always deceiving compare to real unedit shots. So it's not a surprise.