Michael Jackson converts to Islam

[Number1]

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Michael Jackson Converts to Islam


Holy mother f*cker. How out there can this guy be? Converting to Islam. :disgust:



He would have been a better fit for the Catholic church... :laugh:
(Hey, I am allowed, I am a Catholic myself.)

His new Muslim name is Mikaeel :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:



This is just unbelievable.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Miss Bobbit have in common?
A: They both played with little wieners.

 

[paulxcook]

Is that Jackson wearing the black robe and all that other stuff? Mikaeel? What a freak.

 

[BoomerD]

<giggle-giggle> he said wiener..

 

[ballmode]

oh boy... first hes too sick to attend trial...


this guy is a nutcase, he had some good albums but honestly if it wasn't for his international appeal we would all be dogging this guy or he wouldn't even come up

 

[Atheus]

"Wacko Jacko has now made the conversion to full blown wacko. He has expressed his interest in recent past of the the religion of the pedophile prophet Muhammad, especially their fashion."

Ah good old religeous intolerance - and we all wonder why they hate us.

Also, this story is not true.

 

[IronWing]

Maybe he's looking for a post in the Obama administration.

 

[amdhunter]

Awesome. Maybe he'll go on a suicide bomb run and win 75 virgin boys. :thumbsup:

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Maybe he's looking for a post in the Obama administration.

ziiiing

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Maybe he's looking for a post in the Obama administration.

hey...maybe you're on to something...after all, they're both part Black...

Only Obama is part white by birth, while Whacko-Jacko is part white by chemistry...

 

[mugs]

It's not uncommon for a black guy to convert to Islam, but usually they don't convert to caucasian first.

 

[dmcowen674]

Off to Gitmo for him

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: mugs
It's not uncommon for a black guy to convert to Islam, but usually they don't convert to caucasian first.

lol'd

 

[Finalnight]

I don't think Muslims welcome this addition, rofl.

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: mugs
It's not uncommon for a black guy to convert to Islam, but usually they don't convert to caucasian first.

Best reply so far. :laugh:

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

Usually don't see the guys wearing burkas...

 

[Nerva]

is he moving to the middle east? i say good riddance!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Atheus
"Wacko Jacko has now made the conversion to full blown wacko. He has expressed his interest in recent past of the the religion of the pedophile prophet Muhammad, especially their fashion."

Ah good old religeous intolerance - and we all wonder why they hate us.

Also, this story is not true.

Um, his wife was a 9-year-old. And he consummated the marriage. But this shouldn't be a flame thread, so let's forget it.

But I think Wacko Jacko just wants attention. It's like Madonna "studying" the Kabbalah.

Edit: HAHAHA

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: mugs
It's not uncommon for a black guy to convert to Islam, but usually they don't convert to caucasian first.

Does seem like the long way to go about it.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Jacko is the one person on earth that could convert to Islam and actually get less weird in the process.

 

[KK]

I'm also surprised he didn't go catholic. Anyways, I hope he straps a bomb on his white ass and goes kaboom.

 

[summit]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Jacko is the one person on earth that could convert to Islam and actually get less weird in the process.

so he gets negative two points on the weirdness scale but he's already at infinity so that doesn't help much.

 

[Syringer]

Can someone explain to me how this makes him more weird?

Did Muhammad Ali, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, etc., become nutcases after making the conversion?

If he became a buddhist, protestant, or whatever would that make it any more or less "weird"?

 

[Codewiz]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Atheus
"Wacko Jacko has now made the conversion to full blown wacko. He has expressed his interest in recent past of the the religion of the pedophile prophet Muhammad, especially their fashion."

Ah good old religeous intolerance - and we all wonder why they hate us.

Also, this story is not true.

Um, his wife was a 9-year-old. And he consummated the marriage. But this shouldn't be a flame thread, so let's forget it.

But I think Wacko Jacko just wants attention. It's like Madonna "studying" the Kabbalah.

Edit: HAHAHA

You realize that life expectancy was like 24 years during that time. Girls got hitched at age 13 was nothing out of the ordinary.

You can't apply today's moral standard to people of the past.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Can someone explain to me how this makes him more weird?

Did Muhammad Ali, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, etc., become nutcases after making the conversion?

If he became a buddhist, protestant, or whatever would that make it any more or less "weird"?

Apparently believing in the insane stories of islam is weirder than believing in the insane stories of christianity.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Codewiz

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: Atheus
"Wacko Jacko has now made the conversion to full blown wacko. He has expressed his interest in recent past of the the religion of the pedophile prophet Muhammad, especially their fashion."

Ah good old religeous intolerance - and we all wonder why they hate us.

Also, this story is not true.

Um, his wife was a 9-year-old. And he consummated the marriage. But this shouldn't be a flame thread, so let's forget it.

But I think Wacko Jacko just wants attention. It's like Madonna "studying" the Kabbalah.

Edit: HAHAHA

You realize that life expectancy was like 24 years during that time. Girls got hitched at age 13 was nothing out of the ordinary.

You can't apply today's moral standard to people of the past.

lol give me a break 9 was young even back then. mohammed wanted things and made excuses to get them like the pedo religious of today do all the time. look, a muslim cleric marrying a 7 year old. http://www.theaustralian.news....24566712-12377,00.html 12year old http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/193628.html

life expectancy during that era of the better classes was nearly what it is now. only a slave would have very low life expectancy.

and well, weak minded michael jackson being sucked in by that cult islam? not surprising.