Hehe...
Tornados are not that bad... I have lived through several, including when I was visiting with my Aunt and Uncle in Indy (March of 1992) had like 6 twisters go through the city. Best twister I lived through was the one that hit my high school right after I graduated also in '92. Ironically I slept through all the sirens. That funnel hitting the high school was the best graduation gift I could have gotten. I could not stand my HS, and we had always said that if a tornado hit the south building is directly in line with the "path" a typical tornado would take. Sure enough it went right down the center of the building, starting with ripping off the gym roof (which was only 9months old and was already leaking!) and dropped it right on the parking lot of Johns Mansville. (Ironically they are the ones who manfuactured the roof!)
No what I can't stand is that I was stationed on the gulf coast when a tropical storm rolled in..... the base I was on was flooded, and they informed us that those who were not above staff sgt. HAD to stay on base and ride out the storm, that included if a hurricane were to hit. Gotta love military thinking.....