Mike Tyson Quotes

[redly]

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wow, this guy is something else

 

[Ausm]

The dude has a 2nd grade education and is f'ed up on 6 types of medication what would you expect...

Ausm

 

[FFactory0x]

some of those are great

 

[Buttzilla]

[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

omg, that's so funny!

 

[Gibson486]

?[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.?

Classic.

 

[Stifko]

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

yikes

 

[Buttzilla]

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

most sense i've ever heard come out of him...maybe it's the zoloft speaking.

 

[NFS4]

Tyson on Tyrell Biggs' complaining to him about low blows "Low blows? Low blows? Huh! Motherf**ker you're fittin' to die!"

CLASSIC!!! BUAHHAHA

 

[NFS4]

I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

OMG, you can't make this sh!t up!!

 

[JackHomer]

Thanks for these quotes man! They made my day! I especially like the one about tyson laying out the sanitation worked with a right hook....he was, and i quote, "out cold , convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

 

[forumJunkie]

HAHA he got hit in the head too hard

 

[Mucho]

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

 

[Buttzilla]

man, i'm sitting in a computer lab and i can't stop giggling...hahahaha

 

[TheAudit]

?I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.?

Uh, thanks!

 

[Arkitech]

keep em coming

 

[clamum]

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

LOL

 

[Babbles]

Man, he cracks me up:

"There are nine million people who see me in the ring and hate my guts. Most of them are white. That's okay. Just spell my name right."

"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."

He actually sounds like a funny guy, in a way.

 

[Phokus]

holy crap that's funny

 

[HamSupLo]

Good stuff, there's some sense in all his madness

 

[Coquito]

They're missing the best one. When he started talking to a reporter while on stage. I think this was a little before or after the ear incident. It was longer, but I only remember the ending.

...I'll fvck you till you love me.

Or something very close to that.

 

[y2kc]

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

haha... pure genius.

 

[AdamSnow]

hahahahaha What a guy... always knew he was a winner, but now... confirmed.

 

[imported_Sincere]

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

 

[Goosemaster]

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

Really, how can one respons to that?

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: NFS4

I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

OMG, you can't make this sh!t up!!

HAHHAHAHAHHAA, that absolutely killed me!

Can someone please post al lteh quotes from the site as I'm blocked from work.