Mikie's Cyber Symposium

[VRAMdemon]

They basically lost the votes of the people who attended. This is because the people who attended know that they signed up and attended the event. Thus, now they know Mr.My Pillow is a liar, by saying they did not attend the event when in reality they did.

Maybe ... but I doubt it. I've seen journalists interpreting the unhinged gish-gallop of pseudo-sentences coming out of this Cyber Symposium as a sign that these people are starting to realize they have nothing and back away.

Just listening to some of the stuff coming out of this and I can only conclude nothing could be further from the truth, they came together to double-down and they did. They are still convinced that they will restore Trump to office. They are invoking God a lot, and claiming he’s on their side…If God wanted Trump to be President I think he could’ve found an easier way.

The most concerning thing was the large number of private citizens, election officials, Dominion employees, that they are calling out by name as traitors and criminals. It’s dangerous, and someone’s going to get killed before this is over.

 

[dank69]

Yet again this reminds me of one of my favorite Simpsons moments:

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A gift for you in these trying times:

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

A gift for you in these trying times:

What the hell is with the 85 mile long post?

 

[dank69]

What the hell is with the 85 mile long post?

That's only the last 4 panels, pray I don't alter it again.

 

[MtnMan]

if someone else foots the bill? sure, why not?

They are probably not vaccinated, or willing to wear a mask... plus it's in South Dakota.

 

[woolfe9998]

The most concerning thing was the large number of private citizens, election officials, Dominion employees, that they are calling out by name as traitors and criminals. It’s dangerous, and someone’s going to get killed before this is over.

Which is why those defamation suits from Dominion and Smartmatic are so important right now. If they go the way I think they will, several defendants will end up in bankruptcy, including possibly OAN and/or Newsmax. While Murdoch will take a big financial hit in relation to Fox. If these people get buried, others will think twice about this kind of behavior.

 

[dawp]

They are probably not vaccinated, or willing to wear a mask... plus it's in South Dakota.

well, it doesn't look like a super-spreader event so there's that

 

[sportage]

It’s Friday the 13th and Donald Trump was not reinstated. Well, as far as I can tell. And so… what’s next mr my pillow guy? What’s next mr and mrs Qanon? New dates? More excuses? Oh I know… do what you all the time. If it didn’t happen then just pretend that it has happen. That Joe Biden is the CGI special effects of Donald Trump. That’s not Joe Biden up there, that’s Donald “Trump. That’s the Hollywood green screened Joe Biden, but we all know it’s really Donald Trump.
(And the Qanon’s rejoiced)

 

[BoomerD]

It’s Friday the 13th and Donald Trump was not reinstated. Well, as far as I can tell. And so… what’s next mr my pillow guy? What’s next mr and mrs Qanon? New dates? More excuses? Oh I know… do what you all the time. If it didn’t happen then just pretend that it has happen. That Joe Biden is the CGI special effects of Donald Trump. That’s not Joe Biden up there, that’s Donald “Trump. That’s the Hollywood green screened Joe Biden, but we all know it’s really Donald Trump.
(And the Qanon’s rejoiced)

‘Is Trump president again?’: Lincoln Project launch web page mocking ‘reinstatement day’ conspiracy

He was not and the site says a simple: “No.”

www.independent.co.uk

The Lincoln Project...always on point.

 

[Meghan54]

That's only the last 4 panels, pray I don't alter it again.

Please, for the love of God and bandwidth, just don't.

 

[Shamrock]

Everyone here is forgetting a small detail. He rescinded his $5,000,000 bounty to anyone who can prove him wrong.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Them AuntyFaFas and their dirty dang selfie pokes ....

MyPillow CEO Says Aggressive Poke Led to Attack Claim

MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked.
Associated Press Aug. 13, 2021

 

[hal2kilo]

Everyone here is forgetting a small detail. He rescinded his $5,000,000 bounty to anyone who can prove him wrong.

Must have checked his bank balance.

 

[hal2kilo]

Them AuntyFaFas and their dirty dang selfie pokes ....

MyPillow CEO Says Aggressive Poke Led to Attack Claim

MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked.
Associated Press Aug. 13, 2021

He needs to learn how to deal with fame.

 

[hal2kilo]

Damn, the demo didn't even use a Dominion voting machine.

Mike Lindell promised Dominion voting machines — but he doesn't have any | Salon.com

 

[feralkid]

Its the merging of machinery into human bodies, either to correct damage or deficiency, or to enhance the human body.


Back in the early 90's some moron used the term to describe the internet, and ignorant masses ever since have been using it inappropriately.

Literally unique and ironic; so random, yet curated.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Them AuntyFaFas and their dirty dang selfie pokes ....

MyPillow CEO Says Aggressive Poke Led to Attack Claim

MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked.
Associated Press Aug. 13, 2021

He said it felt like a "finger with a lot of pressure".

Was he getting a prostate exam?

Sounds to me like he may have realized if anyone checked the surveillance video of the alleged "attack", all they’d see is him taking selfies with deranged fanboys.

I imagine that the backstage green room at this thing looked like Tony Montana’s desk in Scarface.

 

[BoomerD]

He said it felt like a "finger with a lot of pressure".

Was he getting a prostate exam?

Sounds to me like he may have realized if anyone checked the surveillance video of the alleged "attack", all they’d see is him taking selfies with deranged fanboys.

I imagine that the backstage green room at this thing looked like Tony Montana’s desk in Scarface.

That probably wasn't a finger...just an excited fanboi...

 

[MtnMan]

Them AuntyFaFas and their dirty dang selfie pokes ....

MyPillow CEO Says Aggressive Poke Led to Attack Claim

MyPillow chief executive Mike Lindell says he was aggressively poked by someone seeking a selfie in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, this week, which led him to say he was attacked.
Associated Press Aug. 13, 2021

Guess he is as soft as he says his pillows are.

 

[uallas5]

Guess he is as soft as he says his pillows are.

Sorry but a bag full of foam gravel ain't that soft

(Wife won 2 of them, we pulled them out of the box, looked at each and put them back in. Next morning they went into the charity bin at the supermarket)

 

[sportage]

Ok…. I have to share this because it is beyond belief.
My college education, business owner, full blown QAnon niece being in her thirties. She was one of the diehard Q’s predicting Trump would positively absolutely be reinstated as president on Friday August 13th. And just as the mypillowguy also was predicting. Well…. she was watching her Dish satellite tv and one of those national public alert test came scrolling across her tv. So, she says THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. THEY ARE ANNOUNCING TRUMP IS PRESIDENT AGAIN. She calls her mother, all hyped up that “it’s happening it’s happening“. IT’S ON TV!!!

My sister had to remind her daughter that this was simply a test of the national emergency broadcasting system and asked “haven’t you ever seen this before? I see it all the time ever since the 1960s. So my niece says, NO MOM, THIS IS REAL. AND THEY'VE NEVER HAD THIS ON DISH SATELLITE BEFORE SO IT MUST BE TRUMP BEING REINSTATED.

Yes folks, my Q niece actually believe a simple test of the emergency broadcasting system was Donald Trump being reinstated as president. I’m beginning to realize the extent of the stupidity from these people. The total stupidly of these GQP-ers. No wonder Donald Trump targeted these idiots when Trump ran for president. Trump knew exact who and what he was dealing with. This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, and what scares the hell out of me is THERE ARE SOME 70 MILLION OF THESE IDIOTS OUT THERE. God save the queen.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

^^^ Look into having her committed involuntarily.

 

[trenchfoot]

Ok…. I have to share this because it is beyond belief.
My college education, business owner, full blown QAnon niece being in her thirties. She was one of the diehard Q’s predicting Trump would positively absolutely be reinstated as president on Friday August 13th. And just as the mypillowguy also was predicting. Well…. she was watching her Dish satellite tv and one of those national public alert test came scrolling across her tv. So, she says THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. THEY ARE ANNOUNCING TRUMP IS PRESIDENT AGAIN. She calls her mother, all hyped up that “it’s happening it’s happening“. IT’S ON TV!!!

My sister had to remind her daughter that this was simply a test of the national emergency broadcasting system and asked “haven’t you ever seen this before? I see it all the time ever since the 1960s. So my niece says, NO MOM, THIS IS REAL. AND THEY'VE NEVER HAD THIS ON DISH SATELLITE BEFORE SO IT MUST BE TRUMP BEING REINSTATED.

Yes folks, my Q niece actually believe a simple test of the emergency broadcasting system was Donald Trump being reinstated as president. I’m beginning to realize the extent of the stupidity from these people. The total stupidly of these GQP-ers. No wonder Donald Trump targeted these idiots when Trump ran for president. Trump knew exact who and what he was dealing with. This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, and what scares the hell out of me is THERE ARE SOME 70 MILLION OF THESE IDIOTS OUT THERE. God save the queen.

I suggest having them ingest a massive dose of magic mushroom concentrate while being treated with repeated high power electro-shock therapy all while being forced inhaled with 125 psi nitrous oxide. I mean it worked for me when I was stuck on stupid trying to talk my wife into allowing me to trade in my Corvette for a spanking new C8 gen one, get back into dirt bike riding after getting some long put off back surgery done while going through the process of acquiring a pilot's license after I'm fully retired in a couple of years using my social security checks to finance it all. /s

edit - forgot the /s

 

[MtnMan]

Ok…. I have to share this because it is beyond belief.
My college education, business owner, full blown QAnon niece being in her thirties. She was one of the diehard Q’s predicting Trump would positively absolutely be reinstated as president on Friday August 13th. And just as the mypillowguy also was predicting. Well…. she was watching her Dish satellite tv and one of those national public alert test came scrolling across her tv. So, she says THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. THEY ARE ANNOUNCING TRUMP IS PRESIDENT AGAIN. She calls her mother, all hyped up that “it’s happening it’s happening“. IT’S ON TV!!!

My sister had to remind her daughter that this was simply a test of the national emergency broadcasting system and asked “haven’t you ever seen this before? I see it all the time ever since the 1960s. So my niece says, NO MOM, THIS IS REAL. AND THEY'VE NEVER HAD THIS ON DISH SATELLITE BEFORE SO IT MUST BE TRUMP BEING REINSTATED.

Yes folks, my Q niece actually believe a simple test of the emergency broadcasting system was Donald Trump being reinstated as president. I’m beginning to realize the extent of the stupidity from these people. The total stupidly of these GQP-ers. No wonder Donald Trump targeted these idiots when Trump ran for president. Trump knew exact who and what he was dealing with. This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, and what scares the hell out of me is THERE ARE SOME 70 MILLION OF THESE IDIOTS OUT THERE. God save the queen.

In 2000 there were many stories of people that waited up for society and technology to come to an abrupt end on 12/31/1999 @11:59:59 PM. Preppers with a year's worth of food and water in the basement, and ready to shoot neighbors that were unprepared and would want to steal his stuff. One made the comment at 12:01 AM on 1/1/2000, "well shit the lights didn't even blink, I'm going to bed".

The Qunts (I'm stealing that term) make those preppers look oh so rational.

 

[hal2kilo]

Ok…. I have to share this because it is beyond belief.
My college education, business owner, full blown QAnon niece being in her thirties. She was one of the diehard Q’s predicting Trump would positively absolutely be reinstated as president on Friday August 13th. And just as the mypillowguy also was predicting. Well…. she was watching her Dish satellite tv and one of those national public alert test came scrolling across her tv. So, she says THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. THEY ARE ANNOUNCING TRUMP IS PRESIDENT AGAIN. She calls her mother, all hyped up that “it’s happening it’s happening“. IT’S ON TV!!!

My sister had to remind her daughter that this was simply a test of the national emergency broadcasting system and asked “haven’t you ever seen this before? I see it all the time ever since the 1960s. So my niece says, NO MOM, THIS IS REAL. AND THEY'VE NEVER HAD THIS ON DISH SATELLITE BEFORE SO IT MUST BE TRUMP BEING REINSTATED.

Yes folks, my Q niece actually believe a simple test of the emergency broadcasting system was Donald Trump being reinstated as president. I’m beginning to realize the extent of the stupidity from these people. The total stupidly of these GQP-ers. No wonder Donald Trump targeted these idiots when Trump ran for president. Trump knew exact who and what he was dealing with. This would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic, and what scares the hell out of me is THERE ARE SOME 70 MILLION OF THESE IDIOTS OUT THERE. God save the queen.

I mentioned this "fact" in post #2. For some reason, when I attempt to copy the #2 I get the no can do sign. WTF?