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KeyserSoze

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Oct 11, 2000
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I went to go buy a candle holder once...and they were out. So I bought a birthday cake instead.

hahahaha.

Love that guy.



KeyserSoze
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Stupid with moments of funny. The only thing that makes him even remotely interesting as a comic is his delivery. His material is really nothing that special.
 

Kadarin

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yeah, from the material written here in this thread, I can totally imagine Steven Wright delivering those. But Steven Wright is better: "I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths..."
 

dsfunk

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I've been watching for the comedy central presents show so I can record it
 

IntegraGuy140

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

His jokes are retarded, but his method of delivering them are perfection.
 

InterpolAgent

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I saw him live and he's great. A really nice guy too. People who criticize him (or anyone for that matter) really need to get a life. Just because you think someone else is funnier or better doesn't make your opinion right. If you're not going to say something fair, don't say anything at all. You all should have learned that from your moms'.
 

Chebago

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"Mr. Pibb is a knock off of Dr. Pepper, but it's a cheap knock off, dude didn't even get his degree..."

I really like Mitch Hedberg, I also like Mike Birbiglia also...and you can buy Birbiglia's cd on mp3tunes.com for like 9 bucks...
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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"Don't ring it up...it's for a duck."


"... and the ducks all want Sun Chips."

:laugh:

That man is the only reason I always get Sun Chips every time I go into a sub shop.
 
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his humor all lies in the way he tells his jokes...if you had george carlin do his routine it wouldnt be all that funny...he has some funny bits..but some of it is stupid as well...
 

MikeMike

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Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch
so, nobody in here knows how to spell, "Doughnut?"

obviously you didnt know that it could be spelled either donut, or doughnut. look it up.

MIKE
 

torpid

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I listen to him a lot on XM. His style kind of bugs me. His timing and delivery are good though. It's just the tone of his voice that bugs me. It makes him sound really amateur. Maybe that's intentional...

At the opposite end is lewis black... good timing, good delivery, perfect tone, but the jokes don't do it for me.

I like jim gaffigan still...
 

Raiden256

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
2 of my favorites:


"When you go a resturant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list. They say Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two, and if no one answers the'll say the name again, Dufrane, party of two. But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. Bush party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths and they're hungry. That's a double whammy! We need help! Bush search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes."

and


My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

ROTFL -- love these bits!
 

davestar

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"I had an ant farm, but those fvckers didn't grow sh1t!! Plus, if I ripped your arms off, you would look like snowmen."

"I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough"

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
 

MikeMike

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i have a zip file hosted... pm me for a link.

i dont think the mods would like me to post a link here.

MIKE
 
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