Mowed my lawn today

[JEDI]

Looks at post date

Goes see Al Gore's movie

Edit 12/1:
Mowed lawn again.

Temp=70 degrees
city= DC

Goes to buy stock in Al Gore's movie

edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

Edit 1/6/07:
it's a record breaking 73 degrees in DC area. :Q

Mowed lawn. Also invested in companies that make amphibious vehicle technology since we're going to be underwater soon when the ice caps melt.

 

[Amused]

It stays warm all year-round in the Federated States of Micronesia.

 

[Alex]

 

[aidanjm]

mow your other lawn too, excessive pubic hair is not a good look

 

[amish]

we've mowed lawn thanksgiving weekend before in indiana and that was before all of the global warming hullaballou.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
mow your other lawn too, excessive public hair is not a good look

His other lawn IS the grass in front of his house. When he said "mowed his lawn" and Al Gore in the same post, we all know he meant his personal lawn.

 

[mugs]

I mowed my lawn this weekend, and it was barely above freezing. It's easier than ranking leaves.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: mugs
I mowed my lawn this weekend, and it was barely above freezing. It's easier than ranking leaves.

tru dat, bro

 

[SonnyDaze]

That reminds me, I think I need to trim a little bush myself.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: mugs
I mowed my lawn this weekend, and it was barely above freezing. It's easier than ranking leaves.

And better for your lawn.

Raking leaves is for fools. Not only are you doing more work than you have to, but you're robbing your lawn of nutrients.

Mulching leaves is the way to go.

 

[JEDI]

Edit:
Mowed lawn again.

Temp=70 degrees
city= DC

look at edit date

Goes to buy stock in Al Gore's movie

 

[JEDI]

edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: JEDI
edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

no one cares

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: JEDI
edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

no one cares

Aflac
Diamond Member
Posts: 7237
Joined: 03/22/2006

says the person with 27 posts/day

 

[BoomerD]

During the winter, I mow my lawn at least once per month...It grows slowly, but it still grows...

 

[IGBT]

..come on over and mow my lawn when your finished. save the crappy algore flick.

 

[imported_Beavis]

Originally posted by: JEDI
Looks at post date

Goes see Al Gore's movie

Edit 12/1:
Mowed lawn again.

Temp=70 degrees
city= DC

Goes to buy stock in Al Gore's movie

edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

The single biggest threat to our planet, something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about Manbearpig.

It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig! Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you!

Personally, I'm pretty afraid of Manbearpig, and I am powerless to stop Manbearpig because he'll probably get me. But I do know one person who isn't afraid of Manbearpig. Vice President Al Gore!

In conclusion, this movie is proof that Mr. Gore can save us from Manbearpig. Please. Just watch this movie. Then you will see how wonderful a man Mr. Gore is and how he is our only hope for survival.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!!! EXCELCIOR!!!

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: Beavis

Originally posted by: JEDI
Looks at post date

Goes see Al Gore's movie

Edit 12/1:
Mowed lawn again.

Temp=70 degrees
city= DC

Goes to buy stock in Al Gore's movie

edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

The single biggest threat to our planet, something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end to the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about Manbearpig.

It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig! Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you now, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists! I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you!

Personally, I'm pretty afraid of Manbearpig, and I am powerless to stop Manbearpig because he'll probably get me. But I do know one person who isn't afraid of Manbearpig. Vice President Al Gore!

In conclusion, this movie is proof that Mr. Gore can save us from Manbearpig. Please. Just watch this movie. Then you will see how wonderful a man Mr. Gore is and how he is our only hope for survival.

I'M SUPER DUPER CEREAL!!! EXCELCIOR!!!

Text

Slick Propaganda.."Convenient Deception"

Gore?s movie substitutes vivid images of the alleged effects of global warming for an accurate account of the scientific debate. We see glaciers calving into the sea, giant storms sweeping through resort areas, burning deserts, and even a cartoon polar bear swimming aimlessly, searching for a place to rest.

Problem: All of the events pictured in this movie have been occurring since before human activities could possibly have caused them. Glaciers have calved into seas for millions of years, storms obviously predate modern civilization and our emissions, and real-life polar bears know better than to head out into open water during the Arctic summer. At any given time in Earth?s history, some glaciers have been expanding while others have been shrinking. (We have accurate information on only 42 of the approximately 160,000 glaciers presently in existence.)


More Deceptions

Two of the worst deceptions in ?An Inconvenient Truth? involve the global temperature record and rising levels of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the atmosphere. Gore walks across the stage as red lines plot temperature and CO2 concentrations, showing a close correlation across many years and a rapid increase in the past century. It is a triumph of data manipulation.

Viewers can?t tell from the film whether temperature increases follow or precede rises in CO2. If they precede, then Gore?s entire thesis is disproved. In fact, the historical record shows temperature increases often have preceded increases in CO2. No mention of that inconvenient fact in this movie.

Viewers also can?t see the scales Gore is using for his graph. Carbon dioxide concentrations have increased over time, but by only 87 parts per million since 1870 (according to the United Nations Environment Programme). If the vertical scale of Gore?s graph started at zero, the increase would have been too small for viewers to see.

The temperature record Gore uses is the so-called ?hockeystick? graph produced by Dr. Michael Mann, now at Pennsylvania State University. Mann?s methodology has been attacked in peer-reviewed journals, forcing him to issue a partial withdrawal of his findings. Other, more accurate, reconstructions of the historic temperature record show substantially more variation in the past, revealing that today?s temperatures are not unprecedented.

 

[JEDI]

Edit 1/6/07:
it's a record breaking 73 degrees in DC area. :Q

Mowed lawn.

Also invested in companies that make amphibious vehicle technology since we're going to be underwater soon when the ice caps melt.

 

[glenn beck]

Edit 1/6/07 this Tuesday high is going to be 43 degrees , STFU!

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: JEDI
Looks at post date

Goes see Al Gore's movie

Edit 12/1:
Mowed lawn again.

Temp=70 degrees
city= DC

Goes to buy stock in Al Gore's movie

edit 12/17:
it's 75 degrees in DC.

i refuse to mow the lawn for a 3rd time since Nov. :Q

Edit 1/6/07:
it's a record breaking 73 degrees in DC area. :Q

Mowed lawn. Also invested in companies that make amphibious vehicle technology since we're going to be underwater soon when the ice caps melt.

Yep, almost 70 in boston. So far, we have only had one little dusting of snow. Its my first winter here and i was hoping for tons of snow and just crazy sheet.

 

[Azraele]

Supposed to be 77 here, and feels every degree of it.

I want snow.

 

[Aharami]

im not liking this untimely warm weather. The reason I enjoy the spring and summer so much is cuz the winter is so cold. Also this is a tease since i know this warm weather isnt going to last.

 

[j00fek]

let it grow