My Boss SMELLS Bad

[NaOH]

So, I've noticed this for the past couple of months, but today, it was EXTREMELY BAD. I mean BADDDD! I was sitting at my desk working on a project and checking console thread updates. Everything was fine and my boss hasn't come in yet. Once he walked in and passed me, I SMELLED HIM. It literally smells like SH!T. He is sitting in his office and I can smell him from my desk. I am so tempted to hose him down with febreze.

 

[KillyKillall]

maybe he has bowel issues?

 

[HN]

maybe he's crop dusting?

 

[lozina]

Maybe he's Anti-TP

 

[Aquaman]

I am so tempted to hose him down with febreze.

Do it :evil:

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: lozina
Maybe he's Anti-TP

perhaps he uses his hand and a bowl of water.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: lozina
Maybe he's Anti-TP

perhaps he uses his hand and a bowl of water.

perhaps he will get leporsy if he doesn't take a bath soon

 

[wheresmybacon]

Is your boss extremely overweight? I had a boss who was well over 400+ and he had the most foul-smelling body odor I'd ever encountered.

Garbage in, garbage out.

 

[Chunkee]

is he corpulent? most big chubbers stink if they do not bath and deoderize properly... its the feumunda cheese that develops and starts to ferment.

jC

 

[Accipiter22]

there was this lady where I worked last summer...her breath was so bad, it literally smelled like she was spewing diahrea on you when she would talk...she had cunks of brown between her teeth..it was AWFUL. Here's the worst part...if she needed to get something in my cubicle when I was at lunch, when I got back from lunch, I could smell her breath hanging in my cubicle still. I quit after one week.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: lozina
Maybe he's Anti-TP

perhaps he uses his hand.

fixed to go with what I truly think.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Can I see you in my office, please?

 

[jlmadyson]

ah lol

 

[slatr]

Maybe he is sick.. don't people smell sometimes when a disease has a gradual onset?

He is used to it, you are not..

 

[lozina]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22
there was this lady where I worked last summer...her breath was so bad, it literally smelled like she was spewing diahrea on you when she would talk...she had cunks of brown between her teeth..it was AWFUL. Here's the worst part...if she needed to get something in my cubicle when I was at lunch, when I got back from lunch, I could smell her breath hanging in my cubicle still. I quit after one week.

sounds like a math teacher I had in high school.... repulsive.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: AMDUALY

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: lozina
Maybe he's Anti-TP

perhaps he uses his hand.

fixed to go with what I truly think.

He's a Grand Dragon of the Latter Order of the Brown Claw?

- M4H

 

[TheAudit]

Leave some deodorant on his desk when he isn't around and maybe, just maybe, he'll get the hint.

 

[NaOH]

I work in a manufacturing plant that uses A LOT of asphalt, limestone, polymers, oil, etc. His smell phases all of those out hands down. No he is not obese or diseased. Although, he does have an index finger nail that curls around and touches the finger.

 

[ThunderLew]

Leave an anonymous message with HR. That is a pretty sensitive issue so an anonymous tip might be the best.

 

[Accipiter22]

isn't there a website that sends random nasty messages to people for you...

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: AMDUALY

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: lozina
Maybe he's Anti-TP

perhaps he uses his hand.

fixed to go with what I truly think.

He's a Grand Dragon of the Latter Order of the Brown Claw?

- M4H

ROFL

 

[j00fek]

:laugh:

 

[Stuxnet]

My old boss didn't have BO, but his breath was RANCID. Not that anyone cares.

 

[Stuxnet]

... and why the hell is it that the people with the worst breath feel the need to stand the closest when they speak? Seriously. If you ate a big steaming pile of ****** for lunch, please leave an appropriate distance between our faces when speaking.