RentaCow,
Here's the Complaint Generator:
http://www-csag.cs.uiuc.edu/individual/pakin/complaint,
here's the Apology Generator:
http://www.karmafarm.com/formletter.html
and here's the Ebonics Translator.
http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp.
Have fun. For example, here are the ebonified Anandtech Help instructions:
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Welcome To FuseTalk Forums.
Requirements
Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0+, Netscape 3.0+
Cookies enabled in yo' browser (these iz enabled by default)
Javascript enabled in yo' browser (this iz enabled by default)
Registering (required ta post or reply ta messages on da forum)
To become uh user o' da forums, simply click on da register tab located on da menu bar at da top o' da forums. You will then be presented wiff uh form. This form will ax fo' certain pieces o' 411 from ya. Fields marked wiff uh "*" iz required fields, meaning ya will not be able ta submit until dey iz filled out properly. Once ya gots submitted yo' form, ya will be sent yo' login 411 ta da email address ya entered. Ensure dat da email address iz correct prior ta submission. Moderators can ban certain email addresses; so if ya git uh message dat yo' email iz banned, please use another email address.
Login:
This iz where ya will log in ta use da forums. Simply enter yo' login 411, which wuz emailed ta ya, an' ya will be taken ta da front page o' da forums.
Logout:
This iz where ya will logout o' da forums. Once ya click dis here it removes yo' login cookie, an' ya will then gots ta re-login ta use da forums.
Profile:
Here ya can update da 411 dat ya had supplied at registration. You can change yo' password here. You will notice two check boxes: one titled, "Make profile available ta other users:", an' da other, "Display e-mail ta other users:". Below iz uh definition o' each.
Make profile available ta other users:
If ya turn dis here on, then in each message ya post, users will be able ta click on View Profile an' see yo' nickname, city, country, website, ICQ # an' email address.
Display e-mail ta other users:
This requires da profile option ta be enabled. It will display yo' email in da profile as well.
Customize:
You can customize yo' settings fo' da forums. We will explain each option below.
Color Choices:
This allows ya ta select different colors fo' da forums. This includes da main forum color an' da background color.
How many o' da latest threads would ya like ta see when ya enter uh category?
This allows ya ta select how many threads ya can see. The default iz "yesterdays". So ya would only see threads posted from yesterday ta taday.
How many topics do ya wants listed when ya enter uh category?
The limit o' threads shown iz 20 by default. You can cycle through da rest usin' da Next 20 button. If ya wants ta see mo' threads, change da setting here.
How many messages do ya wants listed when ya enter uh thread?
This sets how many messages ya wants viewed in uh thread. Sometimes threads can git quite large, so dis here feature allows ya ta view da messages uh set amount per page.
Would ya like da threads sorted by date in Ascending order or Descending order?
This allows ya ta view threads sorted by date in ascending or descending order.
Would ya like da messages sorted by date in Ascending order or Descending order?
This allows ya ta view messages sorted by date in ascending or descending order.
Would ya like ta see most recent replied ta thread on top?
This setting allows ya ta view threads sorted by most recent replys.
If ya iz on uh slow connection, choose da standard graphics mode ta make da forums faster fo' ya.
This iz fo' da low bandwidth users. If ya choose standard mode, ya will not see da author icons or da graphical toolbars in da message view. Choosing standard mode reduces da page size by almost half.
Search
You can search any forum ya like by thread title, or nickname.
Misc Tools
On da front page o' da forum, ya will notice uh drop-down labeled, "misc tools". This contains various tools fo' da user.
Posting uh New Thread
Simply click on da category ya iz interested in. Once ya git dere, ya will see uh New Topic tab in da menu bar. Fill in da title an' body o' da message.
Replying ta uh Thread
Click reply on da message an' fill in da body.
Censorship
The administrator has an option dat can be enabled. If ya git da message, "Your post contains forbidden words", it means uh werd in yo' post matches uh werd dat da administrator has banned.
Problems
If ya iz havin' problems wiff da forums or gots uh queshun ya can contact da moderator
HTML In Messages
Since allowing users ta post HTML in messages iz incredibly dangerous, custom tags gots been created ta allow ya ta gots some HTML functionality. Click HERE ta see how ya can use it.
Ranking
When reading messages, ya will see titles under da authors nickname. These iz indicators o' da amount o' posts dey gots made. The schema iz below.
Title Posts Required
Junior Member 0
Member 20
Senior Member 200
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