<< Linux is like a McLaren F1 with a 5hp Briggs & Stratton. It looks awesome at first glance and has potential, but after you start it up for real, you realize how bad it sucks. >>
Really? I have used Linux for years now, and I haven't noticed that it sucks. Quite the contrary, it just keeps on getting better and better!
<< I've installed 8 different flavors of Linux and they all suck. Very poor hardware support, poor program support, whole new command line interface to learn, no Windows compatability, and it is just to hard for the average Joe to run. >>
What hardware were you unable to get working in Linux? All hardware that I have in my computer works flawlessly.
No Windows-compatibility? Hello!! this is a whole different OS! It would be same if I whined that Windows is not compatible with Linux! But if you want Windows-compatibility, you can use Wine.
As for your other gripes. Different CLI from Windows? Yes. Again, this is a different OS! Again, it would be same if I whined that "I don't like Command % Conquer, it doesn't look like Counterstrike". Hard for average Joe? Just about everyhting is difficult for Average Joe.
<< If I wanted ease of use and compatability with damn near everyone on the planet, I'd go with Windows (XP). >>
Ease of use to you means "It must be 100% identical to the previous OS I used!". Again, this is a different OS, things will be different. That does not make them difficult. You have just hardwired yourself to the Windows-way of doing things, and when those things don't work in Linux, you just say "Linux is difficult!". It's not, it's DIFFERENT.