nobody else is concerned of the fact that his mom was ready to disown him and not let him eat dinner because he was gay? Damn, get your mom out into the real world, there's no room for closed minded bigots out there today
Originally posted by: stonecold3169
nobody else is concerned of the fact that his mom was ready to disown him and not let him eat dinner because he was gay? Damn, get your mom out into the real world, there's no room for closed minded bigots out there today
Originally posted by: silverpig
Oh oh oh!!! I nominate this for someone to submit to the bash.org top 50 quotes. We'll just edit it so it looks like this was told on IRC.
<DarkKnight> I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed.
<DarkKnight> I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!"
<DarkKnight> She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her.
<DarkKnight> When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no.
<DarkKnight> "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?"
<DarkKnight> I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay.
<DarkKnight> I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it.
<DarkKnight> I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at:
<DarkKnight> It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord.
<silverpig> Just for kicks, you should leave the box for your 3 in 1 KVM cable laying around and she what she says about that.
[added me in there cause it's my idea ]