My parents think I'm gay

[tranceport]

Tell your dad you are banging his golf buddies.

 

[SampSon]

hahaha, your parents rule.

Stop dressing like an emo geekboy and get some clothes that fit.

 

[Maximilian]

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
well how about editing your OP stating WHY your parents think you are gay, for how long have they thought htis, how old are you, etc

Wow... somone who posted somthing PRODUCTIVE!! amazing. Yea this is off-topic but personally i think all you assholes who think your funny should be put in a seperate forum, your not that funny... his parents think hes gay.... thats not good you guys....

That guys right, why do they think that? Are you camp? Do you wear a pink shirt? If you find out why, you can do one of two things about it. You can change yourself, or you can tell them to go to hell, and not change a thing. Your choice. Anyways its what turns you on that makes you gay, not what you wear or look or speak like.

Anyways i dont get why your parents are so.... blunt.... its not really the thing you say to other people is it, "OOOO BY THA WAY!! MY SONS GAY DONT YOU KNOW? HES JUST NOT COME OUT YET!"... kind of a conversation stopper that one. Hard to imagine.

 

[swtethan]

maybe remove the poster of david hasselhoff on your wall will do the trick

 

[AStar617]

This thread needs to be shot in the head before permanent banana--er, psychological damage is done. :laugh:

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: AStar617
This thread needs to be shot in the head before permanent banana--er, psychological damage is done. :laugh:

But it's so entertaining.

 

[Kanalua]

show your mom you're not gay...

 

[ballmode]

Have them discover porn, or you fooling around with a girl

 

[erikistired]

ATL REPRESENT!

 

[JLGatsby]

15 AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ahem.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I hate you guys. I came in here for help, because I have a problem. Instead, you assholes turn it into a religionbashing thread, and attack me personally, at that.

I'm no emo and no i love you. I'm pretty normal, except of course, my religion. My choice for that religion was a personal one, and you guys wouldn't understand it even if I tried to explain it.

You guys suck, I hope you feel better about yourselves now.

I'm done with this thread.

You're right.

I know a practicing Witch and she takes her religion more seriously than most other people who claim to be of that religion. There is nothing wrong with being whatever religion. Don't listen to them.

Personal attacks are on the rise. So what? These people are on the internet and so are you and so am I. We come here for different reasons.

One time my parents found out through my uncle that I visit porno websites. This was about 5 or 6 years ago, probably longer ago. Once I found out that they had found out, it was extremely awkward. But I've moved on and so have my parents. BTW, it was straight porn.

It must be very hard to know that you're parents think you're gay. You should have a serious talk with them. Ask them why they think that. Let them know everything.

 

[OvErHeAtInG]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Hi,

My parents think I'm gay. I'm not gay. And even though I told them I'm not gay, they tell me there's no point in hiding it.

What do I do?

Two possibilities.

1) your parents unconsciously always wanted a gay son and are projecting their wishes onto you. In which case you should definitely be afraid of them, since they're probably already bragging to all their friends about how much they accept their son "just the way he is."

2) Your parents have more insight into your own character than you do. You should listen to them, get in touch with yourself, and come out of the closet.

Edit sig. <select> "satanist" <type> "Out"

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Kanalua
show your mom you're not gay...

:shocked:




wtfwtfwtfwtf

 

[Chryso]

Make two porn videos. In one you should be having gay sex and look like you are not enjoying it. In the other have straight sex and look like you enjoy it very much. Show your parents both videos.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: OvErHeAtInG

Originally posted by: Vegitto
Hi,

My parents think I'm gay. I'm not gay. And even though I told them I'm not gay, they tell me there's no point in hiding it.

What do I do?

Two possibilities.

1) your parents unconsciously always wanted a gay son and are projecting their wishes onto you. In which case you should definitely be afraid of them, since they're probably already bragging to all their friends about how much they accept their son "just the way he is."

2) Your parents have more insight into your own character than you do. You should listen to them, get in touch with yourself, and come out of the closet.

Edit sig. <select> "satanist" <type> "Out"

hey, I do the psychoanalyzing around here

because his parents had such a strong subconscious desire to have a gay son, that same desire translated into their ambiguous son. Soon after reaching his teenage years, his natural rebelious nature kicked in as he tried to make a name for himself. In the process of so doing, he also began to rebel against the gay complex. Now he and his parents are waging subconscious warfare against each other....

The only thing that will tip the scales is that he actually IS gay, but has yet to come to terms with it. As soon as he figures it out, his parent will win the war in a way comparable to germany vs france in WWII.

This will lead our hero to living the rest of his days in his parents' basement watching shemale pr0n, and taking breaks only to help his mother polish her miniature collection.

 

[Minerva]

Sapp on WTEM's John Thompson show as I got in the car after flight back from Vegas. Didn't realize it at first since they were talkin NBA hoops. After being asked about the difference between with the Raiders vs any other NFL team Sapp talked about Raider Nation and said when he went to watch Lebron at MCI there was this guy next to him with Raider shoes. They're everywhere according to Sapp.

Who could he have been talkin bout?

 

[imported_bum]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm not gay. If I was, I'd be proud of it.

Bullsh1t. No straight guy would be proud to be gay, especially when they are 15.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: bum

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm not gay. If I was, I'd be proud of it.

Bullsh1t. No straight guy would be proud to be gay, especially when they are 15.

Kids today think being gay is cool so maybe it's not BS.

 

[LukeMan]

Originally posted by: Nik
Move on and live your life how you see fit. Fvck anyone else, including your parents. Ignore them. Their opinion doesn't matter.

If you're parents' opinions don't matter, then whose does? I would take my parents' opinions over my friends, girlfriends, etc.

 

[alexjohnson16]

Originally posted by: inveterate
Does your parents do any sort of substance abuse,, or do you do any,, Do u particularly Look gay,, or ur parents indenial of their own homosexuality

Do you speak English?

 

[Private Savage]

Myabe you are gay.

 

[Dudewithoutapet]

Guys honestly this really sucks, why tease someone more? I feel bad for you that your parents think that way. I believe the porn websites is best, heck start ordering Playboy or something and get it delivered to your house. There are cheap mag subscriptions (Maxim, FHM, etc) on eBay. Good Luck to you. I didnt run throuhg the whole thread but you never explained why they think you're gay. Did they catch you doing something awkward? If there is no reason, then like you said, they're just insane. All parents [edit: people] have faults.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Buy a male to female dongle and hide it under your bed

This brings back memories, of the good ole times. I hope you referring to that old thread where that dudes mom thought he was gay cause she found a male to male coupler or something...with male to male in the title...

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: bum

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm not gay. If I was, I'd be proud of it.

Bullsh1t. No straight guy would be proud to be gay, especially when they are 15.

Kids today think being gay is cool so maybe it's not BS.

Wow I didn't expect him to be 15 :laugh:

I got caught enough with porn that my parents know I'm straight. .

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: bum

Originally posted by: Vegitto
I'm not gay. If I was, I'd be proud of it.

Bullsh1t. No straight guy would be proud to be gay, especially when they are 15.

Not to mention, why would anyone be proud to be gay? Did it take a lot of accomplishment to get there? Did they have to work the night shift all through high school to save up enough money to be gay? Did they spend hours practicing it every day?

I'm straight, but why would I be "proud" of it...it's not like they give you a trophy.