My starbucks joke failed.

[Oil]

*OFFICIAL* Worst thread ever. *CONFIRMED*

 

[Capt Caveman]

Loser

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You will never have sex with girls.

fixed

Or Guys.

Stick to goats.

Damn this thread was epic fail.

 

[Ika]

you suck at life.

 

[BudAshes]

You want us to hate you don't you?

 

[zinfamous]

I would now rate this thread 5 stars, if that were possible.

 

[ryanmw2002]

My g/f is at the meeting right now. They are shutting it down because some of the starbucks are resteaming their milk way too often (i am dead serious)

 

[PHiuR]

in before lock of this thread.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
http://www.bizjournals.com/aus...008/02/25/daily18.html

The conspiracy theorists can revive this thread if they try. Come on. Tranining Session? For 4.5 hours? During business hours? That'll cost the company how many millions of dollars instead of a rotating training schedule during which they could actually stay open?

They're going to start putting nicotine in the coffee. Caffeine just aint cutting it anymore.

The company said the educational sessions will "provide a renewed focus on espresso standards" and will "transform" the customer experience.

Transform the customer experience? Hahaha! :laugh: That place is a joke.

 

[compman25]

Did you have anything else you failed at today?

 

[TheCanuck]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You should've said "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

 

[Dacalo]

Epic mjuszczak.

 

[Mr Incognito]

As it should have.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
I fail at life

:thumbsup:

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: MrChad

My thread failed.

Fixed.

:thumbsup:

 

[rezinn]

Man, if I were you I'd probably develop some complex.

 

[KLin]

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[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: TheCanuck

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You should've said "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

:thumbsup:

They wouldn't have gotten that reference either, but it would've been funnier when you told us about it. Go back and edit your original post before anyone sees it!

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: TheCanuck

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Convo 1:

[16:26:36] america63: wanna get in before the lock?
[16:27:50] otherperson: what?
[16:27:54] otherperson: stop speaking in code
[16:29:47] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:29:49] america63: wanna get in before the lock?


Convo 2:

[16:12:43] america63: I see you just got starbucks. In before the lock?
[16:19:26] differentperson: in before the lock?
[16:23:14] america63: yeah
[16:23:18] america63: starbucks locking their doors @ 5:30
[16:26:46] differentperson: oh
[16:27:05] america63: not a funny joke?
[16:27:17] differentperson: i don't get it?
[16:27:36] america63: every starbucks is closing their doors today at 5:30
[16:27:38] america63: across the nation
[16:27:41] differentperson: oh
[16:27:45] america63: hence, in before the lock
[16:27:45] differentperson: why is that?
[16:28:00] differentperson: is in before the lock an expression of some sort?
[16:28:06] america63: ahhh yeah, it is
[16:28:22] differentperson: ah

You should've said "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

:thumbsup:

They wouldn't have gotten that reference either, but it would've been funnier when you told us about it. Go back and edit your original post before anyone sees it!

too late.


waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late

 

[Pepsei]

that really is geeky by atot standard.

 

[Jeff7]

I actually laughed.

Next time, ask this friend if he/she wants some coffee that is cold with solution.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
I actually laughed.

Next time, ask this friend if he/she wants some coffee that is cold with solution.

better yet, ask them where to buy bulk meat online

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: middlehead
Painfully bad. And I mean that literally. My foot hurts now.

be glad it's just your foot

 

[Sumguy]

You have a thing for self-humiliation, don't you?

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
Nice try. I just hope you didn't do it again a third time.

technically posting it here was his attempt at a third time.