Names you don't like...

[Jzero]

Hang on, I got one more. Henceforth, those named Henry will no longer be allowed to call themselves Hank. That's just too much of a stretch.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
KATINA

Know a girl that had this name a long time ago. She had eczema. :evil:

 

[Mojoed]

Klerisa & Marjorie = yuckage

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Skylar. A guy in one of my classes has this name, he calls himself Sky.

That's what my wife's ex's name is.

I cringe when I hear that name.

 

[Cristatus]

i have some one in one of my classes called BEST...i'm just like WTF, but then again i shouldn't be talking

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
KATINA

Know a girl that had this name a long time ago. She had eczema. :evil:

Had the name, did she change it?

 

[MustangSVT]

shniqua

 

[WhiteKnight]

Originally posted by: Jzero

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
I came across a clerk named Unique at Kmart several years ago... I wanted to rip my eyeballs out for seeing her tag and my ears for hearing her say, "Because it's unique!"

Look on the bright side - at least it wasn't spelled "Yuon'Iek" because that's the way things seem to be going these days.

I recently proposed this:
Baby is born.
You pick a name.
You MUST be able to spell the name the same way THREE times, orally, without looking, and pronounce the name.
Three separate doctors/nurses are given the opportunity to pronounce the written name THREE times. Two of those sets of pronunciations must have at least one try that is similar to the parents' pronunciation in the previous step.

If the parents either cannot consistently spell the name, or 2 out of three educated people can't come up with a similar pronunciation, you have to go back and rework it until you can satisfy these requirements.

It seems to me like there are a lot of phonetically spelled names these days. Lakeesha, Shaneequa, etc.

 

[nakedfrog]

Let us not forget Lazanya...

 

[Brutuskend]

Mulva

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: WhiteKnight
All those "ney" names. Britney, Courtney, etc. Also, Amber, Crystal, or other similar names.

hehe ya i agree w/ u on that.







but a truly ugly name IMO has to be OLGA.

WTF?

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i went to HS with a kind whos first name was Experience, everyone called him X


his sisters name was Intensity

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING me.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace

Originally posted by: Anubis
i went to HS with a kind whos first name was Experience, everyone called him X


his sisters name was Intensity

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING me.

So you could be like "LOLyourName"

 

[suklee]

Gomer isn't a name I like very much..

 

[purbeast0]

i think the name Geraldine is ugly. I also think the name Mercedes is stupid as shlt for a girl. wtf is she, a car?

 

[AnyMal]

I don't care for any pseudo-african names. All these Shaniquas and Tamiquas sound stupid.

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
I don't care for any pseudo-african names. All these Shaniquas and Tamiquas sound stupid.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: Jzero
I recently proposed this:
Baby is born.
You pick a name.
You MUST be able to spell the name the same way THREE times, orally, without looking, and pronounce the name.
Three separate doctors/nurses are given the opportunity to pronounce the written name THREE times. Two of those sets of pronunciations must have at least one try that is similar to the parents' pronunciation in the previous step.

If the parents either cannot consistently spell the name, or 2 out of three educated people can't come up with a similar pronunciation, you have to go back and rework it until you can satisfy these requirements.

:thumbsup:

 

[isasir]

Reminds me of a joke I read in the paper, credited to Jon Stewart regarding Julia Roberts giving birth to twins -

"Roberts named her babies Hazel and Phinnaeus - because she doesn't like children."

 

[Gothgar]

you what there isn't enough of? Hanks, we need more Hanks.

 

[shenaniganz]

A guy I know said he used to work in an ER. He had people come in who had named their kid's the worst names ever. Two examples were Sh!thead (pronounced Shith-ead) and Orangejello (pronounced Yur-enj-ah-loh). But seriously, you are just asking for your kid to get their ass kicked.

 

[Tylanner]

Launce... Seriously.

Rian... WTF.

Jordan... Every Jordan I've known is a d!ck, all Jordans suck.

Mason... Yeah! lets pick a cool chic, soap opera name for our baby!

Toby... Soap Opera

Blake, Blain, Blair... Soap Opera

 

[Hammer]

marjorie. makes me picture a 300 lbs feminist.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz
But seriously, you are just asking for your kid to get their ass kicked.

"What shall we call our son so he does not get the sh*t kicked out of him at school?"

?We shall call him Engelbert!"

"Good, that'll work!"

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

Originally posted by: brian_riendeau
Lindsay, I hate that name. Lindsey is fine however...

Same here, just does'nt seem right, 'ey' looks just fine..