National shorty day

[Red Squirrel]

Apparently it's a thing! lol.

https://nationaltoday.com/​national-short-person-day/

I kinda fall in the short category, time to open a bottle of wine and celebrate I guess.

 

[Sonikku]

Too bad the day falls short of being a full holiday.

GET IT

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yeah this should be a stat. Or at very least, it should be a day where step ladders, step stools, etc go on sale everywhere.

 

[snoopy7548]

Dang, I thought shortylickens had his own holiday in Canada.

 

[Sonikku]

Dang, I thought shortylickens had his own holiday in Canada.

That's nothing compared to North Korea. I hear every day is Shorty day in those parts.

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Sadly,I fall in this group.
(5 foot 4 here...)

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'd tell you to take a bow, but it looks like you're already doing that.

 

[Iron Woode]

You mean there is an official Manlet Day?

 

[lxskllr]

Heh... On the shortest day of the year :^D

 

[brianmanahan]

You mean there is an official Manlet Day?

this is the proper terminology

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Why do short people need an entire day? I suggest we just give them 5 minutes around lunchtime and call it good.

 

[zinfamous]

That's nothing compared to North Korea. I hear every day is Shorty day in those parts.

It's funny because of the malnourishment.

 

[NAC4EV]

I am 6' 3'

 

[Sonikku]

It's funny because of the malnourishment.

You call it malnourishment. I call it North Korea winning the war on childhood obesity!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Sadly,I fall in this group.
(5 foot 4 here...)

I'm a tad taller, I got 2 inches on you.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You call it malnourishment. I call it North Korea winning the war on childhood obesity!

North Korea best Korea!

 

[sdifox]

It's a platform shoe manufacturer conspiracy!

 

[quackagator]

Dang I missed it.

 

[Chaotic42]

At 6'2" (1.8796m), I'm the runt of the family, so I know the feeling.