need new birth control suggestions!

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Have your urethra surgically repositioned just in front of your anus. Only drawback is you need to sit to pee, but you might do that already.

So when you climax, you'll splooge out your backside!!! Haha, I can just picture it, flying out of your butt, all over the place!

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: hdeck
pull out!

FTW!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Brazen
buttsechs

Actually, that does work...

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
patches cause death, rings cause cancer, spermicides cause yeast infections, condoms provide no sensation whatsoever so i might as well be thrusting into warm water, and the pill causes loss of horniness. what else is there?

http://technicalvirgin.com/

 

[dirtboy]

rings cause cancer?

I dunno about that.

They work quite well for my gf & I.

 

[habib89]

what about the depo shot?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

t3h shot! (aka depo pravera - pronounced like that but spelled with a lot more letters im sure)

theres also lots of diff pills, find the one that makes you horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AnyMal]

My wife has one of those spring-like thingies implanted. Have been a happy bareback roding cowboy ever since :thumbsup:

 

[Bryophyte]

I've used the pill, Depo provera, Norplant, and condoms. Now I use nothing (spouse got the snip.)

The pill was a pain to remember to take every day, though I took it for 7 or 8 years with no real problems. Depo was fine, a few shots a year and nothing to think about. Norplant wasn't good for me, one of them migrated deep before scar tissue cemented it in place, and I discovered I get keloid scarring, so it was painful in and painful after I got them out (3 years later because we decided to procreate.) Condoms suck. No really, they suck.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Don't worry about it. The chances that you'll accidentally impregnate your hand are almost zero.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
rhythm?

never tried it.

pull out and skeet, FTW

Overall I would recommend that you try out different types of condoms, and do more research on the dangers of the listed methods. The actual dangers are often so remote as to be trivial.
Many people find that they do not lose sensitivity with non-lubricated condoms (like Gold Coins) and you could try Kimono Microthin condoms.
Also note that only a condom and continuous abstinence provide any protection from STDs.

As for the methods, this list is fairly comprehensive:

Rhythm method - has been proven to be worse then not doing anything. It can actually improve the odds of pregnancy, mainly because most people do not use it correctly.

Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

IUD - about 99% effective, but there is some claims of health risks.

Spermicide - about 74% effective when used alone.

Diaphragm - about 84% effective when used properly, but using it properly includes using spermicide.

Contraceptive Sponge - about 84% effective also uses spermicide.

Tubal Ligation or Vasectomy - both at 99.99% effective, this is a surgery and comes with all the dangers of any surgery, it also has a risk of permanent infertility.

Essure Permanent Birth Control System - about 99.8% effective, this is permanent sterilization.

Continuous Abstinence ? this is from 100 ? 99.999999999% effective. It is also rather boring.

 

[BCYL]

Just use condoms without spermicides, you should be less irritated but still provides decent protection...

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

35%? Shens.

 

[LtPage1]

the shot.

or how about, you either stfu and quit b!tching, or stop having sex. idiot.

 

[eakers]

guess you are just left with putting it in the butt


edited for vulgerness

 

[meltdown75]

Lifestyles has some thin domers. not bad imho

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

35%? Shens.

Not necessarily... it depends whether the clinical trials took into account the women's cycles... given that there are only certain days in the month a woman CAN become pregnant, it may be totally useless but still give you 35% effectiveness...

 

[FoBoT]

gigantic zip lock bag, put the women inside of it


or yourself i guess

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
gigantic zip lock bag, put the women inside of it


or yourself i guess

you mean like that movie naked gun

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

35%? Shens.

Not necessarily... it depends whether the clinical trials took into account the women's cycles... given that there are only certain days in the month a woman CAN become pregnant, it may be totally useless but still give you 35% effectiveness...

These numbers come from real world trials. They take a group of couples and teach them how to properly use the withdraw method and then track their success based on how many get pregnant. The problem with the withdraw method is that even if you have the will power to always pull out in time, men start to release sperm before they actually ejaculate. There has been plenty of test subjects for this to make these number very reliable.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

35%? Shens.

Not necessarily... it depends whether the clinical trials took into account the women's cycles... given that there are only certain days in the month a woman CAN become pregnant, it may be totally useless but still give you 35% effectiveness...

These numbers come from real world trials. They take a group of couples and teach them how to properly use the withdraw method and then track their success based on how many get pregnant. The problem with the withdraw method is that even if you have the will power to always pull out in time, men start to release sperm before they actually ejaculate. There has been plenty of test subjects for this to make these number very reliable.

please refer to joke referance near the bottom of page one

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: BriGy86

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage

Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Withdrawal Method (Pulling out) - under clinical trials has proved to be about 30-35% effective.

35%? Shens.

Not necessarily... it depends whether the clinical trials took into account the women's cycles... given that there are only certain days in the month a woman CAN become pregnant, it may be totally useless but still give you 35% effectiveness...

These numbers come from real world trials. They take a group of couples and teach them how to properly use the withdraw method and then track their success based on how many get pregnant. The problem with the withdraw method is that even if you have the will power to always pull out in time, men start to release sperm before they actually ejaculate. There has been plenty of test subjects for this to make these number very reliable.

please refer to joke referance near the bottom of page one

That joke actually works better for the rhythm method which actually shows numbers worse then no contraception at all. One of the doctors on my team use to joke that the rhythm method only worked for nine months.

 

[jspeicher]

my gf and i are currently using the withdrawal + pill method. works well. She plans on getting those 3 month injections though soon.

 

[artikk]

here's a birth control for you
don't have premarital sex and you won't need an abortion, contraceptives or condoms
problem solved

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: russianpower
here's a birth control for you
don't have premarital sex and you won't need an abortion, contraceptives or condoms
problem solved

well, ok, how about if we don't want babies after marriage? that seems like a dumb comment to make.


I am using the patch and am VERY happy with it. *knock on wood* I find it much better than the pills because i do not have to remember to take them at the same time each day.