Originally posted by: Abraxas
I present "Dubya's Paradise" adapted from "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al who in turn based his off of "Gangstas Paradise" from Coolio.
Original songs here:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/...s-paradise-lyrics.html
And here:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/...h-paradise-lyrics.html
I wrote this in my free time, which it seems I have to much of. In any case, enjoy.
Dubya's Paradise
As I walk through the doors to the White House lawn
I take a look at the polls and see my support is gone
But that don't matter to a con man like me
You know, who needs fancy words like validity?
Each day we republicans send more men to die
My nation fell for the mass destruction lie... fools
And I've been buildin' up the deficit so long,
Even conservatives think that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the Lord, I know what Jesus said
Got a Bible in my hand and a voice in my head
When I choose the next Justice it is going to be great
Then we're gonna set civil rights back to 1848
(Chorus)
We've gone to war once or twice
Living in Dubya's paradise
We spent a thousand lives
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise
Who really needs allies?
Living in Dubya's paradise
John Kerry beat me in the debates last week
'Cause I just scowled and shown that I can't speak
I really don't care, in fact I send my support
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when I win through the court
I almost never tell the truth, even when the people deserve it
Honest politician? You know that's unheard of
I won't run a clean race but I've got victory
And on top of all that I've got Nader workin' for me... fool
When we take this election, we'll start up again
More gifts to the rich and human lives sent down the drain
But I ain't really dumb, so please don't point and stare
I'm just psychologically impaired
There's no truth, no facts, no verity
Not a drop of honesty
Like Richard Milhous Nixon
It's as sleazy as can be
(Chorus)
You forgot those Poland guys
Living in Dubya's paradise
Treating minorities like lice
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise
You got money we'll treat you nice
Living in Dubya's paradise
Givin' out the handouts, takin' another kickback
Ignoring real science, liberating oil from Iraq
Think you can oppose us? Think you can dissent?
Then we'll say you're anti-American until you repent
It's hard work at photo ops, trying to look statuesque
Maybe that's why Dick Cheney won't let me sit at the big desk
I'll win this race no matter what
If you commies try to stop me I'll sick Donald Rumsfeld on your butt
(Chorus)
We'll start wars, it's not our lives
Living in Dubya's paradise
We'll gut the bill of rights
Living in Dubya's paradise
We'll out agents out of spite
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise