Neocon Theme Song

[Darkhawk28]

"Spin, Spin, Spin"

To every lie..... spin, spin, spin...
Bush gives the reason... spin, spin, spin...
And Cheney gives no-bid contracts, like pennies from heaven.

A time to be fooled, a time to be shamed
A time to be shilled, a time to be blamed
A time to kill, a time to flame
A time to point, a time to frame

To every lie... spin, spin, spin....
Bush gives the reason..... spin, spin, spin....
And Cheney gives no-bid contracts, like pennies from heaven.

A time to build up, a big old fat lie
A time to cut taxes, while good soldiers die
A time to smear a man from Cape Cod
A time for Bush to talk to God.

To every lie... spin, spin, spin....
Bush gives the reason... spin, spin, spin......
And Cheney gives no-bid contracts, like pennies from heaven.

A time of fear, a time of hate
A time of war, that we create
A time that we embrace
While we lose the Presidential race.

To every lie... spin, spin, spin....
Bush gives the reason... spin, spin, spin......
And Cheney gives no-bid contracts, like pennies from heaven.

A time for fraud, a time to cheat
As we promote, the white elite
A time to trick, a time to cage
We do not care, about black voters' rage.

 

[shiner]

I still like mine better...

*sung to the tune of The Monkees theme

Here we come
Trolling thru the threads
We post the funniest things
We?re fvcked up in the head

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We aren?t really assholes,
Some of us just act that way.
We're the left generation,
And we got nothing to say.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
Our arguments are unsound
So you'd better get ready,
We?ll make your head spin around.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.





*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz
And shiner's just a big jackass braying,
If he doesn't shut his big piehole,
In P&N he won't be staying.

Hey, hey we're the law here,
And shiner needs a lesson or two,
Perhaps he'd like to join Jerboy,
skywalker and dennilfloss, too.

Hey, hey who's your Daddy?
Shiner, you best answer true.
Bark like a seal, boy, and beg now,
And tell us just who owns who. :laugh:

 

[Darkhawk28]

That's actually pretty good. :laugh:

 

[Hammer]

hahaha, i can't believe the stuff you guys come up with.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Hammer
hahaha, i can't believe the stuff you guys come up with.

Sometimes you just have to take a time out and laugh a little.

 

[Forsythe]

HAHAHA, i nearly fell laughinf from my chair reading both of them. Thumbs up!

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: Forsythe
HAHAHA, i nearly fell laughinf from my chair reading both of them. Thumbs up!

They both CAN quit their day jobs. :shocked:

 

[Forsythe]

But reflecting over it, the "libs" actually attack some real issues, ShinerBurke? He jsut plain hate liberals. Read the lyrics..

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Forsythe
But reflecting over it, the "libs" actually attack some real issues, ShinerBurke? He jsut plain hate liberals. Read the lyrics..

I'm married to a liberal

 

[NightCrawler]

funny stuff

 

[wallsfd949]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*


*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz

ouch...

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: wallsfd949

Originally posted by: shinerburke

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*


*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz

ouch...

Interesting how the mods single me out but say nothing about Darkhawk28's post. Bias much? I give them points for being clever....but seriously this thread was meant to be fun.......relax and try to laugh for once.

Or it could be that I have a massive hangover right now and I'm taking this too personally...hell I dunno....someone just go make me some waffles to help soak the alcohol out of my bloodstream.......in either case I still think what they posted was funny.....a good parody is always nice......

 

[Infohawk]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Interesting how the mods single me out but say nothing about Darkhawk28's post. Bias much? I give them points for being clever....but seriously this thread was meant to be fun.......relax and try to laugh for once.

Or it could be that I have a massive hangover right now and I'm taking this too personally...hell I dunno....someone just go make me some waffles to help soak the alcohol out of my bloodstream.......in either case I still think what they posted was funny.....a good parody is always nice......

:brokenheart:

Mwoooowww. Poor baby. Yours has curses and is much more inflammatory ("crack pipes" anyone). :thumbsdown: End of story.

Check out my sig if you think the mods never give you conservatives a break.

 

[daveshel]

Excellent, Darkhawk, I'm adding that to my set list.

 

[AnandTech Moderator]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: wallsfd949

Originally posted by: shinerburke

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*


*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz

ouch...

Interesting how the mods single me out but say nothing about Darkhawk28's post. Bias much? I give them points for being clever....but seriously this thread was meant to be fun.......relax and try to laugh for once.

Or it could be that I have a massive hangover right now and I'm taking this too personally...hell I dunno....someone just go make me some waffles to help soak the alcohol out of my bloodstream.......in either case I still think what they posted was funny.....a good parody is always nice......

Good to see you're moving towards taking your own advice. Hope you're now fully relaxed. Darkhawk28 did not address us, so we did not address him. We responded to your ditty, which made light fun of us, in kind and in the very same spirit. We sincerely hope your delicate sensibilities weren't too damaged. We wouldn't want to think you can dish it out but can't take it.

Now for the serious part. You, shinerburke, have more than once gone so far over the line with a personal attack that we could have easily vactioned you on the spot. We didn't, because we try to allow our regulars like yourself who contribute here a reasonable amount of leeway. Still, personal attacks remain an ongoing problem in this forum, and our rule prohibiting them, like the 55mph speed limit, remains on the books. The ONLY way any single one of you can ensure you won't get vacationed is to avoid attacking others. It is as simple as that.

In your post you ask about us:, "Bias much?" This is unacceptable. The next time you, or any other poster questions our integrity here in P&N, they will lost the privelege of posting here for one full month. If you have a respectful question about any decision we have made, pm us and we will respond. Our volunteer job of zookeeper here is difficult enough without childish mod conspiracy theorists publically whining about us. Grow up, every last one of you, or face the stated consequence.

Now back to your respective corners, gentleman, wait for the bell, and come our debating.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
Still, personal attacks remain an ongoing problem in this forum, and our rule prohibiting them, like the 55mph speed limit, remains on the books. The ONLY way any single one of you can ensure you won't get vacationed is to avoid attacking others. It is as simple as that.

In your post you ask about us:, "Bias much?" This is unacceptable. The next time you, or any other poster questions our integrity here in P&N, they will lost the privelege of posting here for one full month. If you have a respectful question about any decision we have made, pm us and we will respond. Our volunteer job of zookeeper here is difficult enough without childish mod conspiracy theorists publically whining about us. Grow up, every last one of you, or face the stated consequence.

Now back to your respective corners, gentleman, wait for the bell, and come our debating.

*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz
And shiner's just a big jackass braying,
If he doesn't shut his big piehole,
In P&N he won't be staying.

Hey, hey we're the law here,
And shiner needs a lesson or two,
Perhaps he'd like to join Jerboy,
skywalker and dennilfloss, too.

Hey, hey who's your Daddy?
Shiner, you best answer true.
Bark like a seal, boy, and beg now,
And tell us just who owns who. :laugh:[/quote]




Hehehehe :thumbsup: :beer: for the Mods

What an appropriate post on the Anniversary of Ali beating Forman at the "Rumble In The Jungle".

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: wallsfd949

Originally posted by: shinerburke

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*


*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz

ouch...

Interesting how the mods single me out but say nothing about Darkhawk28's post. Bias much? I give them points for being clever....but seriously this thread was meant to be fun.......relax and try to laugh for once.

Or it could be that I have a massive hangover right now and I'm taking this too personally...hell I dunno....someone just go make me some waffles to help soak the alcohol out of my bloodstream.......in either case I still think what they posted was funny.....a good parody is always nice......

In your post you ask about us:, "Bias much?" This is unacceptable. The next time you, or any other poster questions our integrity here in P&N, they will lost the privelege of posting here for one full month. If you have a respectful question about any decision we have made, pm us and we will respond. Our volunteer job of zookeeper here is difficult enough without childish mod conspiracy theorists publically whining about us. Grow up, every last one of you, or face the stated consequence.

I believe I've heard something to this effect many times before.

 

[Gaard]

Originally posted by: dmcowen674

Originally posted by: AnandTech Moderator
Still, personal attacks remain an ongoing problem in this forum, and our rule prohibiting them, like the 55mph speed limit, remains on the books. The ONLY way any single one of you can ensure you won't get vacationed is to avoid attacking others. It is as simple as that.

In your post you ask about us:, "Bias much?" This is unacceptable. The next time you, or any other poster questions our integrity here in P&N, they will lost the privelege of posting here for one full month. If you have a respectful question about any decision we have made, pm us and we will respond. Our volunteer job of zookeeper here is difficult enough without childish mod conspiracy theorists publically whining about us. Grow up, every last one of you, or face the stated consequence.

Now back to your respective corners, gentleman, wait for the bell, and come our debating.

Hehehehe :thumbsup: :beer: for the Mods

What an appropriate post on the Anniversary of Ali beating Forman at the "Rumble In The Jungle".

Ahhh, the days of free heavyweight championship boxing. I remember it well.

 

[Abraxas]

I present "Dubya's Paradise" adapted from "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al who in turn based his off of "Gangstas Paradise" from Coolio.

Original songs here:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/...s-paradise-lyrics.html
And here: http://www.lyricsdownload.com/...h-paradise-lyrics.html

I wrote this in my free time, which it seems I have to much of. In any case, enjoy.

Dubya's Paradise

As I walk through the doors to the White House lawn
I take a look at the polls and see my support is gone
But that don't matter to a con man like me
You know, who needs fancy words like validity?
Each day we republicans send more men to die
My nation fell for the mass destruction lie... fools
And I've been buildin' up the deficit so long,
Even conservatives think that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the Lord, I know what Jesus said
Got a Bible in my hand and a voice in my head
When I choose the next Justice it is going to be great
Then we're gonna set civil rights back to 1848

(Chorus)
We've gone to war once or twice
Living in Dubya's paradise
We spent a thousand lives
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise
Who really needs allies?
Living in Dubya's paradise

John Kerry beat me in the debates last week
'Cause I just scowled and shown that I can't speak
I really don't care, in fact I send my support
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when I win through the court
I almost never tell the truth, even when the people deserve it
Honest politician? You know that's unheard of
I won't run a clean race but I've got victory
And on top of all that I've got Nader workin' for me... fool
When we take this election, we'll start up again
More gifts to the rich and human lives sent down the drain
But I ain't really dumb, so please don't point and stare
I'm just psychologically impaired

There's no truth, no facts, no verity
Not a drop of honesty
Like Richard Milhous Nixon
It's as sleazy as can be

(Chorus)
You forgot those Poland guys
Living in Dubya's paradise
Treating minorities like lice
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise
You got money we'll treat you nice
Living in Dubya's paradise

Givin' out the handouts, takin' another kickback
Ignoring real science, liberating oil from Iraq
Think you can oppose us? Think you can dissent?
Then we'll say you're anti-American until you repent
It's hard work at photo ops, trying to look statuesque
Maybe that's why Dick Cheney won't let me sit at the big desk
I'll win this race no matter what
If you commies try to stop me I'll sick Donald Rumsfeld on your butt

(Chorus)
We'll start wars, it's not our lives
Living in Dubya's paradise
We'll gut the bill of rights
Living in Dubya's paradise
We'll out agents out of spite
Living in Dubya's paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in Dubya's paradise

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I still like mine better...

*sung to the tune of The Monkees theme

Here we come
Trolling thru the threads
We post the funniest things
We?re fvcked up in the head

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We aren?t really assholes,
Some of us just act that way.
We're the left generation,
And we got nothing to say.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
Our arguments are unsound
So you'd better get ready,
We?ll make your head spin around.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.





*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz
And shiner's just a big jackass braying,
If he doesn't shut his big piehole,
In P&N he won't be staying.

Hey, hey we're the law here,
And shiner needs a lesson or two,
Perhaps he'd like to join Jerboy,
skywalker and dennilfloss, too.

Hey, hey who's your Daddy?
Shiner, you best answer true.
Bark like a seal, boy, and beg now,
And tell us just who owns who. :laugh:

LOL, awesome.

 

[jackywebdesign]

Originally posted by: Abraxas
I present "Dubya's Paradise" adapted from "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al who in turn based his off of "Gangstas Paradise" from Coolio.

/snip

Wow, that's a pretty good parody... :thumbsup::thumbsup::beer: How long did it take you?

 

[Abraxas]

Thanks. On and off it took about seven hours I think.

 

[Darkhawk28]

Originally posted by: Abraxas
Thanks. On and off it took about seven hours I think.

Dang, you really put some effort into that one. I wrote mine on the crapper in about ten minutes. :laugh:

 

[Abraxas]

lol - Yeah, I never intended for it to take that long though, but once I started I didn't want to quit because that would have meant I had wasted the time on it and wouldn't finish.

I hope people find it enjoyable.

 

[Tylanner]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I still like mine better...

*sung to the tune of The Monkees theme

Here we come
Trolling thru the threads
We post the funniest things
We?re fvcked up in the head

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We troll wherever we want to,
Say anything we want about you.
We don't ever get banned,
Cause we know a mod or two.*

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.

We aren?t really assholes,
Some of us just act that way.
We're the left generation,
And we got nothing to say.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
Our arguments are unsound
So you'd better get ready,
We?ll make your head spin around.

Hey, hey we're the liberals,
and people say we sling mud around.
But we're too busy trolling,
to put our crack pipes down.





*Hey, hey we're the Mod Boyz
And shiner's just a big jackass braying,
If he doesn't shut his big piehole,
In P&N he won't be staying.

Hey, hey we're the law here,
And shiner needs a lesson or two,
Perhaps he'd like to join Jerboy,
skywalker and dennilfloss, too.

Hey, hey who's your Daddy?
Shiner, you best answer true.
Bark like a seal, boy, and beg now,
And tell us just who owns who. :laugh:

That is awesome lol