Olympics ban skate 'porn' :-o

TuffGirl

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OH THE HUMANITY!!


Read about it here. Has anyone else heard about this? I think I heard Howard Stern mention it this morning. The Sun isn't exactly a reputable source.

I was sure it would have been posted all over here but was surprised I couldn't find anything when I searched.
 

pyonir

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this is my favorite part:

Nick Russell, director of the National Ice Skating Association, said: ?As couples try to be more entertaining, they produce moves that are gynaecological, which is about as politely as it can be put.?

Nancy Meiss, a US judge, said: ?If I want a young man waving his partner?s assets in my face, I can rent a porn movie.?


holy crap that is some of the funniest stuff i have read in a while. "gynaecological"? you couldn't come up with a better word than that!?!?! seeing those (women) skaters lookin all hot is the ONLY reason i would EVER watch figure skating. (and i mean the 'of age' ones...i'm no damn pedo)!
 

EagleKeeper

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Yet the judging encouraged this style by rewarding the movements with points for complexity, style and grace
 

Hammer

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Hehe, thats US Judge is pretty cool if she really said that. It sounds like BS though.
 
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the only reason i watch skating is to drink. hheheh Take a drink everytime a male skater does something effiminate...usually gets you buzzed just off of seeing the costumes....

 

hahahah
The next thing will be that women have to wear pants or a full brief panty if they wear anything else.
l a m e
 

StandardCell

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I think the Ice Skating Federation has bigger problems than raunchy routines. They are well known for favoritism of certain teams, couples, and nations, much like Ballroom Dancing is adjudicated. In other words, it's a popularity and pissing contest. I really wish someone would blow the lid off their questionable practices, because that's the true obscenity.
 

pyonir

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<< Kind of ironic that it happens right before the SALT LAKE olypics Anti-Porn capitol of the world. >>



ooooohhhhhh never thought about that! good call! :Q
did you come up with that on your own????
 

NFS4

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"Hedgehog on Ice"

Now there's an idea!




**OK, I just grossed my own self out
 

rahvin

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They have been doing this for quite a while actually, I remember seeing a story about this a few months ago. They don't like guys spinning girls over their heads with the girl spread eagle. They tend to do this right in front of the judges and most of the judges deduct artistic points for "gross displays of anantomy". *shrug* Most people are prudes and it's not a supprise that the judge is staring where they shouldn't be.
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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Does anyone remember when Tonya Harding was crying during her long program at the Olympics? She kept screwing up and wanted to blame it on some broken laces, so she skated over to the judges table and hoisted her leg up on their bench to show them the laces. There's no delicate way to put it, but she had some serious lip bulging out from under her costume and flapping at the judges. <shudder>

Some of the pairs' lifts are a little odd looking. She does the splits and he sticks his face right in there before lifting her up over his head, then flipping her over so the audience gets a good look at her too.

I think it'd be pretty funny to see one of the guys get a little excited about his partner while they're skating, considering the sprayed-on costumes the guys wear. It might draw a whole new audience to figure skating!



 

HappyFace

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Oh common, this is figure skating we're talking about! It's not like anyone's taking off clothes!!!
 

GagBag

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i always thought skating would be more entertaining if they were just naked. same for gymnastics. just for women though, a guy has too much lose with those blades on his feet......
 

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<< i always thought skating would be more entertaining if they were just naked. same for gymnastics. just for women though, a guy has too much lose with those blades on his feet...... >>



lol
 

Zenmervolt

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<<I think it'd be pretty funny to see one of the guys get a little excited about his partner while they're skating, considering the sprayed-on costumes the guys wear. It might draw a whole new audience to figure skating!>>

Nah, it's too cold out there on the ice for that to be a problem.

ZV
 

WA261

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this could only happen in SLC....i have no clue why i stay here....mormons blow
 
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