<< This is somewhat unrelated, but...
I heard on a TV show that Ozzy Osborne was arrested back in the 1980's for urinating on the Alamo. When I went to the Alamo, I had a difficult time enjoying it, because I did not want to be where Ozzy Osborne's drug/STD containing urine had touched (even if it was 20 years ago), and as such I had to keep far away from the walls. That was difficult to do, because it was rather crowded at the Alamo. It spoiled my tour of the Alamo, and now I dislike Ozzy Osborne very much.
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Um, I hate to say this but you have some serious issues.
BTW, did you know that every drop of water on earth has been passed through both animal and human alike multiple times?
Everytime you take a drink, you're drinking someone, or something's pee.