South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.
Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters, "17 and under are not admitted."
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.
Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are called documentaries.
You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "Go ahead... you paid for the room."
You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married ... there is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
A new lottery system is in effect in Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Little Rock was recently destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was lost.
The divorce law in Tennessee was recently changed so that, after being divorced, the couple can still be brother and sister.
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Interstate 40.
An Alabama State trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The redneck said, "'Bout what?"