People who don't poop scoop

[ThePresence]

I hate each and every one of you with every fiber of my being.
Now come clean my shoes, you bastards.

 

[clamum]

Yeah the fucking lazy morons at my apartment complex never pick up after their dogs. I managed to go all summer and fall without stepping in the shit until a couple weeks or so ago.

This summer, management posted announcements near the doors telling residents to pick up after their pets, but of course those notes didn't change any behavior. I'm tempted to post a note calling them all "fucking idiots", or something similar, but other than making me feel good for a day or so, that wouldn't have any effect either.

 

[blackdogdeek]

We had someone start leaving their poop on our front lawn so my wife wanted to set up a video camera to try to catch the culprit. Maybe you guys could do that.

 

[SheHateMe]

We had someone start leaving their poop on our front lawn so my wife wanted to set up a video camera to try to catch the culprit. Maybe you guys could do that.

I would totally find out who it was, put on gloves..pick up the poop and smear it all over their front door or their car...whichever one I could sneak up to without being seen.

 

[NoCreativity]

Didn't someone on here recommend using bacon grease to solve the problem.

You could also relocate it in front of the persons door.

 

[mrCide]

I would totally find out who it was, put on gloves..pick up the poop and smear it all over their front door or their car...whichever one I could sneak up to without being seen.

This, except the last part. I'd make sure they saw me so i can tell them to fucking die to their face for being scum of the earth.

I think this is one of my biggest pet peeves, right along with animal cruelty. No joke.

 

[Printer Bandit]

isn't poop natural fertilizer?

 

[Doppel]

It is bad. But wait until it is your own front lawn you are finding scat in each day. Nothing a camera and or a public notice on a stake in your yard can't fix though.

 

[highland145]

Previous neighbor, a chiropractor's office/her residence, would let her dogs out and they'd use my back yard (where my kid played). I'd redeposit it in her customer parking area. Didn't take too long for her to get the hint.

 

[blackdogdeek]

I would totally find out who it was, put on gloves..pick up the poop and smear it all over their front door or their car...whichever one I could sneak up to without being seen.

I suggested to my wife that we should just post it on youtube then write the URL on a piece of paper and put it in their mailbox.

 

[clamum]

I'd definitely smear an owner's dog shit on their door knob or something like that if I found out which dog shit belonged to who, lol. I don't really wanna invest in some camera system though.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Here's how my day went.

Got out of the truck to work on a tree. Of course i'm looking up at what needed to be worked on. There is this ranchor smell, worse than of dog shit. The dog must of been eating the tiny apples from this tree because it was a major foul smell. And what do you know!? I step in it. First thing of the day. Well fuck you if you don't let me use your hose to clean your dogs shit off my shoes. What else? I notice it got on my chainsaw. "you mother fuckers" went back and sprayed my MS 201T off. at the next tree, i still smell it. WTF. I thought i sprayed it off my shoes and pant legs and saw, i look and a tiny bit is on my jacket - I'm so aggravated I'm ready to go home and it's the beginning of the day.

11 o'clock rolls around and I get out to see what needs to be done. I walk back to my truck and notice dog shit on the side door threshold where my shoes would be. I look at the bottom of my shoe, a HUGE light tan pile is in every crevice of my Merrell boots. A home owner walks around the truck and is expecting me to listen to him after i'm mother fucking and i turn and look at him and tell him "do me a favor and pick up your dogs shit" I didn't care who I was talking to at that point and if any of you would of gave me "shit" about that I would of told you to fuck off without missing a beat and believe me I would of not lost my job. But I realize I'm being an asshole and it's not his fault so I change my beat and enthusiastically tend to see what he needs and of course my truck is in his driveway and it's no problem for me to move it Shit on the door, in the threshold, on the door step runners.

It was a great day today! I seriously mean that

gotta stay positive

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

Also had a guy who use to walk his dog and it would shit in our front lawn. That didn't last long. One day I caught him as he was walking by with his dog as I was pulling out of the driveway and with alot of restrain i assertively said to him "Eh, do me a favor make sure you pick up your dogs shit!"

I love dogs, but hate the shit.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Worse is in spring, all the shit that's been burried over the year under the various layers of snow now starts to be revealed, and unfreezes. D:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

I always pick it up.

And spring does suck since the shit is hidden in snow then it finally reveals itself when the snow melts.