Phaser or Lightsaber?

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sparkle

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lightsaber all the way baby.

think about it

"Vwing, Vwing, Vwwwwiiinnngg"
"That's not how ya vwing"
 

JellyBaby

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Apr 21, 2000
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This is the best thread I've seen in OT yet and I'm proud to say, "laser sword"!
 

Edgy

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Y'all forgettin somthin here...

Can a lightsaber heat a rock in winter to keep you warm?
(multitude of uses : clear the snow on your driveway, light your cigarettes, get rid of that damn frost on your car window, etc)

Can a lightsaber be set on stun to incapacitate and not kill?
(Instant knockout w/o *severely* breaking the "thou shalt not kill" rule & disintegration is another option whereby your defense to murder would be "what body??&quot

Can a lightsaber fit in your shirt pocket disguised as a complex pager/phone?

I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Phaser!
 

erikiksaz

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Nov 3, 1999
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i would take the phaser. how many times have you tried to sword-fight or play with nunchucks? remember hitting yourself? well, the lightsaber would sure hurt if you accidentally slashed yourself.
 

CirekL

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>>Can a lightsaber heat a rock in winter to keep you warm?
Yes! But who needs to do that, just turn the sucker on, insta-warmth!

>>Can a lightsaber be set on stun to incapacitate and not kill?
Doesn't need to. Chop off the enemy's arms and legs. insta-incapacitation! Because it's so hot, it'll seal the wounds immediately, preventing the loss of blood. And it can perform surgery.

>>Can a lightsaber fit in your shirt pocket disguised as a complex >>pager/phone?
No... turn it off and place it in your underwear to impress the ladies.
 

Sykus

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<< Lightsabre AND....WOLVERINE CLAWS!!!! >>



wolverine claws made outta lightsabre tech!
 

Aquaman

Lifer
Dec 17, 1999
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Lightsabre because its the coolest

ps. won't the phaser be effective against the light sabre it they put the beam on wide angle?

Cheers,
aquaman
 

SSP

Lifer
Oct 11, 1999
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Light Saber. Its just so much cooler then shooting someone with a laser beam.

PLUS, You won't have the chance to use your puny weapon anyway. I'd use Jedi mind control to fry your brain first.
 

jhu

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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i prefer a veron-t disruptor. it's much more ruthless because it disintigrates from the inside out.
 

The Wildcard

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Oct 31, 1999
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jhu: Are those not banned from the federation? hehe, anywaz, although i am a huge fan of star trek, a light saber would be damm cool.
 

adams

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Sep 12, 2000
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I personally am quite impressed with the Jedi. Not that Kirk and co. aren't cool... but the force... Now that's where its at

What say the night owls?

 

JeremyJoe

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Dec 8, 2000
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lightsaber sound and look much cool than a startrek &quot;phaser&quot; WOOOOO...that sounds scary
 

sweetrobin

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Jan 20, 2000
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I'd go for a phaser ... its less physically taxing .. just point and click .. just like my mouse lol
 

Sephiroth_IX

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Oct 22, 1999
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My lightsaber makes a much cooler noise than the phaser. *pitchoo* vs *whaaaaaaaooooaaaoaooaoaaoooaannnnngggggg*

cmon now, simple question.
 

Czar

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Phaser, much more fun.

Lightsaber, if you drop it point down then it will go through the floor.
Phaser, imagen the fun of setting it to stun and shoot your friends at a soccermach
 
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