Poll: Best Laxative?

[Locutus of Board]

Which one works fastest?

 

[bobtist]

Apple Juice works really well for me... Dunno' why.

 

[Napalm381]

Drink at least 4 liters of Mt Dew in one day. If you're really stopped up, have 6.

 

[unclebud]

fleet. it's real cheap.

 

[lotust]

a large coffe does me good.

 

[RGN]

ROFL!!!



btw, I have no wise words of advice...

 

[unclebud]

i went into this bathroom in the dorm at the u and it looked like somebody add had exploded. i was so scared i went home.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Are any of you going to take the poll, or did the thought just make you wanna go?

 

[Windogg]

Barbara Streisand music

 

[ThundercatHO]

McDonalds

 

[paruhd0x]

I had a prank played on me with a pitcher of coke and a bottle of Ex-Lax... I pooped like Niagra Falls and then vomited... Never do this to anyone... it is a bad prank. People get sick from too much of this. I got them back by pooping in their airconditioning system... (where it was unreachable to clean) They left me alone after that

 

[Brainiac2000]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PCAddict]

That citrus-based laxative is the most effective. I had to take it prior to having a very uncomfortable examination done.

I felt the effects immediately after drinking the stuff and had to sprint to the bathroom. My ass was like a faucet. I spent an hour on the can. The stench was horrible too. :disgust:

 

[prodigy]

"I got them back by pooping in their airconditioning system... "

LMAO

 

[loup garou]

Coffee & Cigarettes, definitely. Nothing like a cup of coffee and a smoke to get you going in the mornin!

 

[sharkeeper]

Turbo Lax!

Ever see Dumb and Dumber?

Just half a teaspoon for fast, effective relief! (Lloyd pours in half the bottle!)



Cheers!

 

[airfoil]

Locutus:

My guess is, this thread's gonna get locked pretty soon. Your similar post in the recent past did. The question is, do so many folks really need a laxative?

Did you start this poll to solve your own, er, problems?

And hey! Your helpful link to AT lingo is missing LMAO..whats that?

 

[Muerto]

A thread about laxatives.

 

[Sacotool]

Chinese food does it for me.

 

[j00]

uncle is correct. fleet is probably the fastest bastard out there. it's used for bowel preperation prior to surgery. it takes only a few minutes to work. you can use like 1 teaspoon for normal problems. i had to take 2 whole bottles before my colonoscopy talk about bad stuff. my grandfather was given this product in the hospital called "go-litely", he said they should have called it KABOOM.

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

Super New Improved Colon Blow. It equals One Billion bowls of your cereal!!!

 

[kranky]

No one's mentioned "Driving at 125mph and seeing flashing lights in the mirror"?

LOL @ Colon Blow, that was a funny SNL commercial.

 

[kduncan5]

A nice big roast beef dinner does it for me. Not that I was really asking for it. But I got it anyway -kd5-

 

[ZeroCool420]

white castle

 

[shadowfaX]

A nice, rounded off cup of pure bran for instant explosive diarrhea... (no, I never dared to try)