[POLL] Girlfriend or Computer?

[aznspeed]

Hey Guys (and girls). So what is it? And why?

The quest to find affection or the quest of computer perfection?!?

 

[Blundar]

quality computers get old much faster than quality girlfriends.

A quality computer will be marginally functional in four years. A quality girlfriend will have touched every part of your life in four years.

 

[guyver01]

A Computer... because upkeep costs less..

i only have to put a few hundred bucks into my computer every few months..

a girlfriend... every few days.

NO QUESTIONS THERE!!

 

[aznspeed]

yup if u think about it,
keeping a computer is a lot cheaper than keeping a girlfriend...
But,
a girlfriend is not a pet and money can never buy real love

 

[notfred]

stuck on a desert island alone with my girlfriend, or alone with my computer.

Let's see here.

1) Desert islands lack power.

2) Desert islands lack internet connections.

3) It rains on desert islands. My girlfriend is waterproof. My computer is not.

5) if my girlfriend gets sick or slightly injured, she will heal. If my computer gets slightly damaged, it's dead, and I have no computer OR girlfriend.

6) My girlfriend provides companionship.

7) I can take my girlfriend skinny-dipping.

8) My girlfriend can help me catch fish/make fires/etc.

9) I can have sex with my girlfriend.

I think I'll pick my girlfriend.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Girlfriend or computer?! What kind of poll is this?! THEY'RE THE SAME THING!

 

[Skoalboy]

<< A Computer... because upkeep costs less.. >>






<< i only have to put a few hundred bucks into my computer every few months.. >>






<< a girlfriend... every few days. >>




Ummm....I think it would be safer and cause less burns if I left that statment alone.

 

[erikiksaz]

I didn't think it would be such a difficult decision....

 

[cjchaps]

Computers:
1)Can be solar powered
2)Can have high speed access through satelitte
3)Don't have a period each month
4)Don't *usually* bitch at you for no reason at all
5)Does't get mad at you for not paying attention to it
6)Can actually help you get off the stinking island by ordering yourself a boat from eBay or something.
7)Doesn't eat your precious food supply on this island
8)Doesn't ask you if it look fat




<< stuck on a desert island alone with my girlfriend, or alone with my computer.

Let's see here.

1) Desert islands lack power.

2) Desert islands lack internet connections...

I think I'll pick my girlfriend. >>

 

[pulse8]

I can't have sex with my computer.

 

[worth]

Are you crazy man! I would keep my right hand for sure!

 

[ndee]

<< Computers:
1)Can be solar powered
2)Can have high speed access through satelitte
3)Don't have a period each month
4)Don't *usually* bitch at you for no reason at all
5)Does't get mad at you for not paying attention to it
6)Can actually help you get off the stinking island by ordering yourself a boat from eBay or something.
7)Doesn't eat your precious food supply on this island
8)Doesn't ask you if it look fat


Let's see here. >>


Power a overclocked Tbird with your solar power. You never had a girlfriend, haven't you?

 

A girl.

If you answer different with the situation presented, you have never touched a girl.

 

[busmaster11]

<< Computers:
1)Can be solar powered
2)Can have high speed access through satelitte
3)Don't have a period each month
4)Don't *usually* bitch at you for no reason at all
5)Does't get mad at you for not paying attention to it
6)Can actually help you get off the stinking island by ordering yourself a boat from eBay or something.
7)Doesn't eat your precious food supply on this island
8)Doesn't ask you if it look fat
>>


Hmmm... You can always tell the single people here...

 

[Geekbabe]

the guy wins hands down !! if I'm lucky though it's a guy who REALLY likes computers so we can enjoy them together

 

[notfred]

<< Computers:
1)Can be solar powered
2)Can have high speed access through satelitte.... >>



show me ONE solar powered computer with a 2-way satellite internet connection.

Oh, and it has to a free satellite internet conection, cause you wont be earning any money to make the monthly payments while you're on the island.

 

[Deeko]

If you voted computer, you need to seriously rethink your life.

 

[cjchaps]

Actually, I am just starting out with a new relationship, and my beautiful girlfriend has none of the traits that I have listed, she is wonderful. I was arguing just for the sake of arguing, which I like to do sometimes on message boards.



<<
Power a overclocked Tbird with your solar power. You never had a girlfriend, haven't you?

Hmmm... You can always tell the single people here... >>

 

[cjchaps]

show me An island where you can either have a computer or a girlfriend and I will show you a computer with solar powered computer with a 2-way satellite internet connection, with a free satellite internet connection.



<<

<< Computers:
1)Can be solar powered
2)Can have high speed access through satelitte.... >>



show me ONE solar powered computer with a 2-way satellite internet connection.

Oh, and it has to a free satellite internet conection, cause you wont be earning any money to make the monthly payments while you're on the island. >>




EDIT: sp

 

[Ranger X]

<< I can't have sex with my computer. >>

Well...you can

 

[pulse8]

<< Well...you can >>



Not mine. The fans get in the way.

 

[aznspeed]

u guys are way off topic...

<< I can't have sex with my computer. >>

<< Well...you can >>



<< Not mine. The fans get in the way. >>

 

[monk3y]

Girlfriend no competition.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

<< Girlfriend or computer?! What kind of poll is this?! THEY'RE THE SAME THING!

>>




LOL. Thats pretty funny. It depends though. If I could get free internet, and have my computer upgraded forever, without any worries about it, I think I would choose the computer, and ask for someone to help me get off this stupid island. Who knows maybe I'll be stuck on an island of beautiful women.

 

[ILikeSprite]

If I had a g/f I would give up my computer! :Q