News Pope Leo XIV thread

[SteveGrabowski]

Yeah but applied math is actually useful.

Just saying, I hope the Pope knows the dominated convergence theorem and can prove Zorn's lemma.

 

[Indus]

Man my Manchester City Football feed is going nuts on the news of an American Pope:


Pope Leo 14th brought to you by Amazon

Trump to announce new tariffs on anyone visiting the Vatican

Why does the pope change is name ? Is it to try and hide his past? There’s not been an Innocent Pope for centuries.

An American pope done via a leveraged buyout from a dodgy private equity group hedge fund!

Interesting new signing for Vatican City. Hope plays more left wing than right.

 

[IronWing]

There has been exactly one English pope. The bastard endorsed the English invasion of Ireland.


^ not a cautionary tale for our Canadian neighbors.

 

[KMFJD]

all I know is that Cardinal Pizzaballa was right there and God opted for deep-dish

 

[FelixDeCat]

Just saying, I hope the Pope knows the dominated convergence theorem and can prove Zorn's lemma.

Until today I did not even know these things existed.

 

[Indus]

Until today I did not even know these things existed.

Do you know Pythagorean theorem?

 

[FelixDeCat]

Do you know Pythagorean theorem?

Not since the spring of 1986.

 

[Greenman]

Do you know Pythagorean theorem?

Everyone who's ever built a house, a shed, a deck, or a patio knows that one.

 

[IronWing]

If street vendors aren’t selling pope hats outside of Cubs games by tomorrow night, America is a failed state.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Uhh

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Everyone who's ever built a house, a shed, a deck, or a patio knows that one.

You underestimate how shitty of a shed I can keep standing. Math isn't even involved in sourcing materials.

 

[IronWing]

Leo = lion
Lions x2 = cubs

The pope is a god level Cubs fan!

 

[HomerJS]

Can’t wait to hear the Pope’s stance on Gaza. At least he’s right in JD Vance being a POS

 

[evident]

Can’t wait to hear the Pope’s stance on Gaza. At least he’s right in JD Vance being a POS

At first I was like oh no American pope. Then I saw he spent most of his time in Peru, then I saw he a an Augustinian who graduated from Villanova, then I saw he directly refuted jd Vance, there may be hope he's a decent dude

 

[pmv]

If street vendors aren’t selling pope hats outside of Cubs games by tomorrow night, America is a failed state.

If one orders one on-line, does one pay with Papal?

 

[nakedfrog]

If one orders one on-line, does one pay with Papal?

Shame we don't have a *groan* react.

 

[allisolm]

WHY IS HE NOT POPE BOB THE FIRST?

I wouldn't worry too much about his name. I'm sure Trump has plans to change it to Pope Don II. Maybe Pope America.

 

[IronWing]

I wouldn't worry too much about his name. I'm sure Trump has plans to change it to Pope Don II. Maybe Pope America.

Off to stable diffusion to render Pope America!

 

[outriding]

Women can't be ordained in the Catholic Church (currently), the Conclave picking an outsider like that would risk causing a schism in the church.

So. Sexism. The church should loose their tax exemption status

 

[K1052]

I actually learned about this in the most Chicago way possible: on a tv at the hot dog place stuffing a Chicago dog into my face mere days after moving back.

 

[allisolm]

Like, who the actual fuck deliberately chooses to undergrad in math?

Me.

 

[Greenman]

So are going call this fellow Bob Pope?

 

[sandorski]

I actually learned about this in the most Chicago way possible: on a tv at the hot dog place stuffing a Chicago dog into my face mere days after moving back.

Needs Malort.

 

[Indus]

Me.

I'm curious as well.. did you go to grad school too? If so was it for finance or engineering or something else?

 

[Paratus]

So are going call this fellow Bob Pope?

Ok. I laughed