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Muse

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“the inability to forget is infinitely more devastating than the inability to remember.”

What quote that is. I need to hang this on my fridge so I see it every day.

I wish I could live by this wisdom.
I've heard this put a different way:

"It's not what you don't know that hurts you, it's the things you know that aren't true."
 

dasherHampton

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I've heard this put a different way:

"It's not what you don't know that hurts you, it's the things you know that aren't true."

It's at the beginning of The Big Short, I think.

It ain't what you don't know that hurts you.

It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
 
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Muse

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It's at the beginning of The Big Short, I think.

It ain't what you don't know that hurts you.

It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
And it's very true. Einstein said something to the effect that people could solve a lot of the most pressing, puzzling problems in physics if they had the unfettered senses of the young child.
 
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Muse

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Here's a collection of quotations I sent out the people I know a few years ago:
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"Conformity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"The Soul of Sweet Delight can never be defiled." - William Blake

"Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you." -
William Blake

"Only the hand that erases can write the true thing." - Lao Tze

"There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or
condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to
make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself." --
Laurell K. Hamilton

Happiness is knowing what you have to do and doing it.

"I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim." -
U2, Until The End Of The World

I want to die calm and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not
kicking and screaming like the passengers of his car.

The next best thing to knowing what to do is knowing when to be
careful

People protest fur more that leather because it is easier to strip fur
coats off women than leather jackets off biker gangs.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason. - Blaise Pascal

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force. -Dorothy Parker

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes but in liking
what one has to do.

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while
they snub contentment. -Doug Larsen

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
-Brother Dave Gardner

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it
under his feet. -James Oppenheim

Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. -Burton Hills

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -
James Dean

...and the best reason is that I want to.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Any man who hates children can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two
watches is never sure.

Yogi Berra: "The future ain't what it used to be."

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every
man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance
in the entire population. - Albert Einstein

He who doubts from what he sees will ne'er believe, do what you
please. - William Blake

"If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would have guns." Well, yes,
that's exactly what I'm saying...

"You never know what is enough until you know what is too much." -
William Blake

"When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they
look in the same direction." - Ginger Rogers

"Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream." - Oscar Wilde

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Progress is not possible without change, and those who cannot change
their minds cannot change anything." - George Bernard Shaw

"Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject
themselves." - Charles Chaplin

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force -Dorothy Parker

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. - Mencius

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
-Kahlil Gibran

The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm:
usually because they could not walk. - Nietzsche

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it. - W. Somerset Maugham

How frighteningly few are the persons whose death would spoil our
appetite and make the world seem empty. - Eric Hoffer

Death has proven to be 99% fatal to laboratory animals.

I have never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary
notices I have read with pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

Thingy - Definition: Common technical term for whatever it is that you
can't remember the real name of. Also Known As: thingamabob,
whatchamacallit, doodad, thingamajigger

"Are you a procrastinator?" ..."I don't know, ask me later."
- -

Inscription at the beginning of Chapter Two (Organizing Priorities) of
Renovating Old Houses, 2nd Edition, by George Nash

A New York lawyer busy with the many chores in closing his place for the
winter interrupted his work to say goodbye to his neighbor at a time he
thought appropriate for the farmer's schedule. It turned out, as it
sometimes does with supposedly taciturn denizens of the hill country,
that his neighbor wanted to talk, and after some exchange the lawyer
said, "I'm sorry but I've got to go along. Have a hundred things to do."

"You've got a hundred things to do?"

"Well, perhaps not quite," the New Yorker repied, "but it seems that
many."

"Let me give you a piece of advice," said the Vermonter, "Do 'em one at
a time."

- Allen R. Foley, What The Old-Timer Said
- -

Do you really think I care what you eat or what you wear...

Better to rule in Heaven than serve in Hell

Champions don't make comebacks, they recover from setbacks - Shawn
Ray, champion bodybuilder

"Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than
we can think." - Werner Heisenberg

An oxymoron a day keeps reality away

"The time to make up your mind about people is... never!" - Tracy Lord
(Katharine Hepburn), in The Philadelphia Story

Resentment is just a way of letting someone else use your mind
rent-free.

If it don't turn you on you better leave it alone.

Take my hand if you don't know where you are going. I'll understand,
I've lost the way myself.

The only person who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

"If a star were a grain of salt, you could fit all the stars visible
to the naked eye on a teaspoon, but all the stars in the universe would
fill a ball eight miles wide." - A Briefer History of Time, Stephen
Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail
away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.
Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be
restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the
unwilling. - William Blake, The Marraige of Heaven and Hell

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But a stitch in time saves nine...
the choice is yours.

There are two ways to perceive the world; as if nothing is miraculous
or as if everything is miraculous. - Albert Einstein

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic
religion for the future: It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and
theology; it covers both the natural and the spiritual, and it is based
on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things, natural
and spiritual, as a meaningful unity. - Albert Einstein

Anonymity enables its adopter to seek fame while shielding him from
the meaner consequences of fame-seeking.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn. Or, eh, Woody
Allen movies.

Most people don't act stupid; it's the real thing! - Alfred E. Neuman,
from Issue 324, Mad Magazine.

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
of the time and have the time of your life." -- Anonymous

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me, an invincible
summer. --Albert Camus

"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack
of confidence." - Doug McLeod

"Every gun that is made, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final
sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold
and not clothed." -- Dwight Eisenhower, London Guardian

Garzob! The transformation has begun!

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Let noone live in your head rent free!

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

I'm used to the cold. Trouble is, the cold is used to me!

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first
time. - T.S. Eliot

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

In Bali we have no art. We do everything as well as possible.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." ...Don Dieball

"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and
ages it is the rule." -Friedrich Nietzshe

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifiling
exception, is composed of others" - John Andrew Holmes

"Eternity is in love with the productions of Time." - William Blake

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria." - Old German Proverb

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the
realization of how much you already have.

"People with no interests in life are boring."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind...it doesn't
matter" - Mark Twain

Rome was not built in a day, but nowadays it can be destroyed in five
seconds.

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has
genius, power and magic in it." - Goethe

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it. - Mark Twain

I'm not looking for someone to grow old with. I'm looking for someone
to stay young with.

If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. -
Mark Twain

People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart enough to
give none.

Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he
grows, the more things will he promptly consign to it. - Samuel Butler

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

One ampere is 6.28 billion billion electrons passing a given point per
second.

‘Though it seems that I know that I know,
What I would like to see, is the I that knows me,
When I know, that I know, that I know.’ - Alan Watts

If there's anything godlike about God it is that he dared to imagine
everything.

Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about
God it is that. He dared to imagine everything. -Henry Miller

A word to the wise is sufficient.

Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to
climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid. -
Albert Einstein

Good luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, bad luck
is what happens when lack of preparation meets a challenge. - Paul
Krugman

When I'm doing something physically dangerous I try to do it in such a
way that I will be injured on average once every 10,000 years.

Don't be afraid to make a mistake. Anything you do could be a mistake.

Deliver me from reasons why, you'd rather cry, I'd rather fly. - Jim
Morrison

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a
difficult one. - Bruce Lee

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is
because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he
hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front
only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it
had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
lived." - Henry David Thoreau

"Be not simply good - be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you
have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau

"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of
his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet
with a success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with
success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"Every man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly
mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it
falls opposite to the sun; short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see
it?" - Henry David Thoreau

It's no accident that the first four letters of "health" are "heal."

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is
noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by
experience, which is the bitterest." -- Confucius

"Let no man pull you so low as to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you
realize that you have enough, you are truly rich." -- Lao Tzu, Tao Te
Ching

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only
the wise can see them." -- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom." -- H.L. Mencken

"He who stands for nothing will fall for anything." -- Alexander
Hamilton

"Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment." -- Rumi, Masnavi i
Man'avi, the spiritual couplets of Maula

"If you're reading this... congratulations, you're alive. If that's
not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." -- Chad Sugg,
Monsters Under Your Head

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but
also to hate his friends." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Music is ... a higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy" --
Ludwig van Beethoven

"We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the
life that is waiting for us." -- Joseph Campbell

"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes
you a pianist." -- Michael Levine

"Any fool can know. The point is to understand." -- Albert Einstein

"Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk
nothing." -- Leo Buscaglia

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend
yourself or make excuses."-- Brian Tracy

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What
other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone
else's body?" -- Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and
discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are
one's mistakes." -- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

If you always know where you are, you are lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't
very Fuzzy, was he?
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“Promise Yourself

To be so strong that nothing
can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity
to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel
that there is something in them
To look at the sunny side of everything
and make your optimism come true.

To think only the best, to work only for the best,
and to expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past
and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times
and give every living creature you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear,
and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world,
not in loud words but great deeds.
To live in faith that the whole world is on your side
so long as you are true to the best that is in you.”
-- Christian D. Larson, Your Forces and How to Use Them
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Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires. - Wm
Blake

"I would not run around the corner to see the world blow up" - Henry
David Thoreau

Procrastination is akin to prevarication.

The man who thinks he's the luckiest man on the planet really is.

“We have two classes of forecasters: Those who don’t know and those
who don’t know they don’t know." - Kenneth Galbraith

Money can't make you happy but it can help. - Jay Leno

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness
consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of
life.” -- Albert Camus

The old appeals to racial, sexual, religious chauvinism to rabid
nationalist fervor are beginning not to work. A new consciousness is
developing which sees the Earth as a single organism and recognizes that
AN ORGANISM AT WAR WITH ITSELF IS DOOMED."

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is
a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." - John
Adams

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations
which we can perform without thinking about them. - Alfred North
Whitehead

The deliberate aim at Peace very easily passes into its bastard
substitute, Anesthesia. - Alfred North Whitehead

A general definition of civilization: a civilized society is
exhibiting the five qualities of truth, beauty, adventure, art, peace. -
Alfred North Whitehead

The science of pure mathematics, in its modern developments, may claim
to be the most original creation of the human spirit. - Alfred North
Whitehead

To Mercy, Pity, Peace and Love
All pray in their distress;
And to these virtues of delight
Return their thankfulness. - Wm Blake

It's all in the mind, you know. - George Harrison

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Who would teach the child to doubt the rotting grave shall ne'er get
out. - William Blake

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness
to contemplate what is happening. - Marshall McLuhan
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Some Albert Einstein quotations:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move
in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak
minds."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living
at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates
empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday
thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological
criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is
comprehensible."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when
we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned
in school."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own
reason for existing."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you
mine are still greater."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the
present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is
play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not
sure about the universe."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,
above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no
risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel
libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans
themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense
that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain
in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon
as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind."

"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and
our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for
politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation
stands forever."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of
thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If
only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities.
The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit
to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his
intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy,
education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would
indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment
and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more
certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie
through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but
through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That
means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the
distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly
persistent illusion."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send
signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there
is no cat."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations,
whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect
on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the
consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire
year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is
escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless
dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A
finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the
world of objective perception and thought."

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my
contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the
spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should
be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all
this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to
shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that
killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part
limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and
feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical
delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us,
restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few
persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this
prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living
creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can
be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)
 
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And it's very true. Einstein said something to the effect that people could solve a lot of the most pressing, puzzling problems in physics if they had the unfettered senses of the young child.

As a child of only a few years old we learn a complex language perfectly, often without any instruction at all.
 

Muse

Lifer
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He's a collection of great quotes by Bobby Fischer and some about him:
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Chess is life. -- Bobby Fischer

All I want to do, ever, is just play chess. -- Bobby Fischer

I don't believe in psychology. I believe in good moves. -- Bobby Fischer

All that matters on the chessboard is good moves. -- Bobby Fischer

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. -- Bobby Fischer

Chess demands total concentration and a love for the game. -- Bobby Fischer

I give 98 percent of my mental energy to chess. Others give only 2 percent. -- Bobby Fischer

Your body has to be in top condition. Your chess deteriorates as your body does. You can't separate body from mind. -- Bobby Fischer

I prepare myself well. I know what I can do before I go in. I'm always confident. -- Bobby Fischer

Psychologically, you have to have confidence in yourself and this confidence should be based on fact. -- Bobby Fischer

People have been playing against me below their strength for fifteen years. -- Bobby Fischer

It’s just you and your opponent at the board and you're trying to prove something. -- Bobby Fischer

Chess is war over the board. The object is to crush the opponent's mind. -- Bobby Fischer

Chess is like war on a board. -- Bobby Fischer

I play honestly and I play to win. If I lose, I take my medicine. -- Bobby Fischer

You have to have the fighting spirit. You have to force moves and take chances. -- Bobby Fischer

That's what chess is all about. One day you give your opponent a lesson, the next day he gives you one. -- Bobby Fischer

I like to make them squirm. -- Bobby Fischer

I like the moment when I break a man's ego. -- Bobby Fischer

There are tough players and nice guys, and I'm a tough player. -- Bobby Fischer

I am the best player in the world and I am here to prove it. -- Bobby Fischer

You know, I can beat all those guys. -- Bobby Fischer

There's no one alive I can't beat. -- Bobby Fischer

Let's play. I'm willing to play anywhere. -- Bobby Fischer

I add status to any tournament I attend. -- Bobby Fischer

Genius. It’s a word. What does it really mean? If I win I'm a genius. If I don't, I'm not. -- Bobby Fischer

Patzer sees check, Patzer makes check. -- Bobby Fischer

When I was eleven, I just got good. -- Bobby Fischer

The turning point in my career came with the realization that Black should play to win instead of just steering for equality. -- Bobby Fischer

If I win a tournament, I win it by myself. I do the playing. Nobody helps me. -- Bobby Fischer

If you don't win, it’s not a great tragedy - the worst that happens is that you lose a game. -- Bobby Fischer

Don't even mention losing to me. I can't stand to think of it. -- Bobby Fischer

Chess is a matter of delicate judgment, knowing when to punch and how to duck. -- Bobby Fischer

A strong memory, concentration, imagination, and a strong will. -- Bobby Fischer (on what it took to become a strong chess player)

I know people who have all the will in the world, but still can't play good chess. -- Bobby Fischer

I really love the dark of the night. It helps me to concentrate. -- Bobby Fischer

It’s pretty tough because of all the tension and all the concentration, sitting there hour after hour. It’s...exhausting. -- Bobby Fischer

It’s like taking a five hour final examination. -- Bobby Fischer

Different people feel differently about resigning. -- Bobby Fischer

It doesn't pay to be petty like they are. -- Bobby Fischer

They've almost ruined chess. -- Bobby Fischer

The Russians have fixed world chess. -- Bobby Fischer

You know I'm finished with the old chess because it's all just a lot of book and memorization you know. -- Bobby Fischer

The old chess is too limited. Imagine playing cards, black jack for example, and every time the dealer has the same starting hand you have the same starting hand. What's the point? -- Bobby Fischer

I have nothing to do with politics. I came here (Yugoslavia) to play chess and nothing else. -- Bobby Fischer

I despise the media. -- Bobby Fischer

Is it against the law to kill a reporter? -- Bobby Fischer

They like to write only bad things about me. -- Bobby Fischer

I'm not as soft or as generous a person as I would be if the world hadn't changed me. -- Bobby Fischer

I think it's almost definite that the game is a draw theoretically. -- Bobby Fischer

Tactics flow from a superior position. -- Bobby Fischer

Best by test. -- Bobby Fischer (on 1.e4)

I wanted to give them something to think about when they prepare for me in future tournaments. -- Bobby Fischer (on why he played 1.d4, 1.c4 & 1.Nf3 a few times)

It's just a matter of throwing in a few sacrifices, then checkmate! -- Bobby Fischer (on playing against the Sicilian Dragon)

For the first lesson, I want you to play over every column of Modern Chess Openings, including the footnotes. And for the next lesson, I want you to do it again. -- Bobby Fischer (advice to his biographer, Frank Brady, who had asked for chess lessons)

Concentrate on material gains. Whatever your opponent gives you take, unless you see a good reason not to. -- Bobby Fischer

My opponents make good moves too. Sometimes I don't take these things into consideration. -- Bobby Fischer

As Olafsson showed me, White can win... It's hard to believe. I stayed up all night analyzing, finally convincing myself, and, incidentally, learning a lot about Rook and Pawn endings in the process. -- Bobby Fischer

I don't like American girls. They're very conceited, you know. In Europe they're more pleasant. -- Bobby Fischer

Sometimes girls write me. One girl in Yugoslavia sent me a whole slew of love letters. I don't know how she got my address. She was in a crowd watching me play. She says when I left there the stars fell out of the sky over Yugoslavia, or something like that. -- Bobby Fischer

I don't keep any close friends. I don't keep any secrets. I don't need friends. I just tell everybody everything, that's all. -- Bobby Fischer

I'd like to travel around, be an international playboy. They have all that money; they could really do it right. Look at (Errol) Flynn. -- Bobby Fischer

You're a good guy. I like you. Twenty thousand will do it. -- Bobby Fischer (to a Dutch chess promoter)

Yeah, I used to dress badly until I was about sixteen. But people just didn't seem to have enough respect for me, you know, and I didn't like that. So I decided I'd have to show them they weren't any better than me, you know? They were sort of priding themselves. They would say, 'He beat us at chess, but he's still just an uncouth kid.' So I decided to dress up. -- Bobby Fischer

Yeah, there are too many Jews in chess. They seem to have taken away the class of the game. They don't seem to dress so nicely, you know. That's what I don't like. -- Bobby Fischer

Well, I'm not sure I know what you mean by a prima donna, but if something doesn't interest me or if someone bores me, or if I think they're a phony, I just don't bother with them, that's all. -- Bobby Fischer

I don't think so. I don't like to see millionaires in there. He has it too soft, you know. I don't think he's ever had any hardships. Besides, he doesn't have any class. He puts his hands in his coat pockets. God, that's horrible! -- Bobby Fischer (on whether he would vote for John Kennedy)

You don't learn anything in school. It's just a waste of time. You lug around books and all and do homework. They give too much homework. You shouldn't be doing homework. Nobody's interested in it. The teachers are stupid. They shouldn't have any women in there. They don't know how to teach. And they shouldn't make anyone go to school. You don't want to go, you don't go, that's all. It's ridiculous. I don't remember one thing I learned in school. I don't listen to weakies. My two and a half years in Erasmus High I wasted. I didn't like the whole thing. You have to mix with all those stupid kids. The teachers are even stupider than the kids. They talk down to the kids. Half of them are crazy. If they'd have let me, I would have quit before I was sixteen. -- Bobby Fischer

Lots of the time I'm traveling around. Europe, South America, Iceland. But when I'm home, I don't know, I don't do much. I get up at eleven o'clock maybe. I'll get dressed and all, look at some chess books, go downstairs and eat. I never cook my own meals. I don't believe in that stuff. I don't eat in luncheonettes or Automats either. I like a waiter to wait on me. Good restaurants. After I eat I usually call up some of my chess friends, go over and analyze a game or something. Maybe I'll go to a chess club. Then maybe I'll see a movie or something. There's really nothing for me to do. Maybe I'll study some chess book. -- Bobby Fischer

She and I just don't see eye to eye together. She's a square. She keeps telling me that I'm too interested in chess, that I should get friends outside of chess, you can't make a living from chess, that I should finish high school and all that nonsense. She keeps in my hair and I don't like people in my hair, you know, so I had to get rid of her. -- Bobby Fischer (speaking about his mother)

My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves. -- Bobby Fischer

Reshevsky and I are the only ones in America who try (to earn a living from chess). We don't make much. The other masters have outside jobs. Like Rossolimo, he drives a cab. Evans, he works for the movies. The Russians, they get money from the government. We have to depend on tournament prizes. And they're lousy. Maybe a couple hundred bucks. Millionaires back this game, but they're all cheap. Look what they do for golf: thirty thousand dollars for a tournament is nothing. But for chess they give a thousand or two and they think it's a big deal. The tournament has to be named after them, everybody has to bow down to them, play when they want, everything for a couple thousand dollars which is nothing to them anyhow. They take it off their income tax. These people are cheap. It's ridiculous. -- Bobby Fischer

It's the fault of the chess players themselves. I don't know what they used to be, but now they're not the most gentlemanly group. When it was a game played by the aristocrats it had more like you know dignity to it. When they used to have the clubs, like no women were allowed and everybody went in dressed in a suit, a tie, like gentlemen, you know. Now, kids come running in their sneakers. Even in the best chess club-and they got women in there. It's a social place and people are making noise, it's a madhouse. -- Bobby Fischer (on the lack of financial support for chess)

I don't care! I don't have to show anybody my games just because they're a big shot! -- Bobby Fischer

All my games are real. -- Bobby Fischer

There was open collusion between the Russian players. They agreed ahead of time to draw the games they played against each other. Every time they drew they gave each other half a point. -- Bobby Fischer

The Russians have held my title for ten years and they're going to be in for it when I win the Championship. They're going to have to wait and play under my conditions. -- Bobby Fischer

They have nothing on me, those guys. They can't even touch me. Some people rate them better than me. That really bugs me. They think that no Americans play chess. When I meet those Russian Patzer I'll put them in their place. -- Bobby Fischer

I usually never stay at the board after a game. Especially against Spassky. I made a dumb suggestion and he refuted it instantly! I know I'm going to have to play him some day and it was really stupid to look like such a jerk in front of him. -- Bobby Fischer (on a '66 post mortem)

I haven't had any congratulations from Spassky yet. I think I'll send him a telegram. Congratulations on winning the right to meet me for the championship. -- Bobby Fischer (after defeating Petrosian in the '71 Candidates Final)

I'm not afraid of Spassky. The world knows I'm the best. You don't need a match to prove it. -- Bobby Fischer (just prior to their '72 match)

Americans like a winner. If you lose, you're nothing. I'm going to win, though. It's good for the match that Spassky has a plus score against me. We've met five times. He's won three times and we've drawn twice. But I'm a stronger player and a long match favors me. -- Bobby Fischer

First of all, I'll make a tour of the whole world, giving exhibitions. I'll charge unprecedented prices. I'll set new standards. I'll make them pay thousands. Then I'll come home on a luxury liner. First-class. I'll have a tuxedo made for me in England to wear to dinner. When I come home I'll write a couple chess books and start to reorganize the whole game. I'll have my own club. The Bobby Fischer ... uh, the Robert J. Fischer Chess Club. It'll be class. Tournaments in full dress. No bums in there. You're gonna have to be over eighteen to get in, unless like you have special permission because you have like special talent. It'll be in a part of the city that's still decent, like the Upper East Side. And I'll hold big international tournaments in my club with big cash prizes. And I'm going to kick all the millionaires out of chess unless they kick in more money. Then I'll buy a car so I don't have to take the subway any more. That subway makes me sick. It'll be a Mercedes-Benz. Better, a Rolls Royce, one of those fifty-thousand-dollar custom jobs, made to my own measure. Maybe I'll buy one of those jets they advertise for businessmen. And a yacht. Flynn had a yacht. Then I'll have some more suits made. I'd like to be one of the Ten Best-dressed Men. That would really be something. I read that Duke Snyder made the list. Then I'll build me a house. I don't know where but it won't be in Greenwich Village. They're all dirty, filthy animals down there. Maybe I'll build it in Hong Kong. Everybody who's been there says it's great. Art Linkletter said so on the radio. And they've got suits there, beauties, for only twenty dollars. Or maybe I'll build it in Beverly Hills. The people there are sort of square, but like the climate is nice and it's close to Vegas, Mexico, Hawaii, and those places. I got strong ideas about my house. I'm going to hire the best architect and have him build it in the shape of a rook. Yeah, that's for me. Class. Spiral staircases, parapets, everything. I want to live the rest of my life in a house built exactly like a rook. -- Bobby Fischer (on what he'd do when he won the world championship)

When I win, I'll put my title on the line every year, maybe even twice. I'll give players a chance to beat me. -- Bobby Fischer

I'll play a lot, stake matches. Not like the Russians. They win the championship and then hide for three years. Every few months, anyway twice a year, I'd like to get up a purse and meet a challenger. It's good for the game, keeps up interest in chess, and it's good for the bank account. I want to get some money together. Like take professional football. All these athletes making hundreds of thousands of dollars. Contracts, endorsements. If there's room for all of them, there ought to be room for one of me. I mean, after all, I'm a great goodwill ambassador for the United States! Besides, I want money so I can tell some people I don't like to go ... yeah. -- Bobby Fischer (on what he'd do when he won the world championship)

Well, you know, in America everybody is interested in making the dollar fast. In Yugoslavia no matter how much you hustle you're not going to get rich, so you might as well play chess. -- Bobby Fischer

I object to being called a chess genius, because I consider myself to be an all around genius, who just happens to play chess, which is rather different. A piece of garbage like Kasparov might be called a chess genius, but he is like an idiot savant, outside of chess he knows nothing. -- Bobby Fischer

Karpov, Kasparov, Korchnoi have absolutely destroyed chess by their immoral, unethical, prearranged games. These guys are really the lowest dogs around. -- Bobby Fischer

Maybe I should publish the book. The world is coming to an end anyway! -- Bobby Fischer (on My 60 Memorable Games)

I don't need them to correct anything for me, even with the help of computers. Of course the book has mistakes, but I can correct them myself. They changed my things on purpose. -- Bobby Fischer (on changes made to the new edition of My 60 Memorable Games)

Most people are sheep, and they need the support of others. -- Bobby Fischer

I read a book lately by Nietzsche and he says religion is just to dull the senses of the people. I agree. -- Bobby Fischer

I had some personal problems, and I started listening to a lot of radio ministers. I listened every Sunday all day, flipping the dial up and back. So, I heard just about every guy on Sunday. And then I heard Mr. Armstrong, and I said, "Ah, God has finally shown me the one, I guess." -- Bobby Fischer

Well, I kind of split my life into two pieces. One was where my chess career lies. There, I kept my sanity, so to speak, and my logic. And the other was my religious life. I tried to apply what I learned in the church to my chess career too. But I still was studying chess. I wasn't just "trusting in God" to give me the moves. -- Bobby Fischer (on his involvement with a religious cult)

I know the Bible says, "Vengeance is God's." I'm not trying to "get" those guys. And I'm not interested in getting my money back. I'm trying to protect others. I just want to make sure that nobody gets ripped off mentally. -- Bobby Fischer (on the Worldwide Church of God)

You know, I didn't improve my living standard one bit either. It wasn't like I just didn't help my mom. I didn't do anything for myself either. You know I don't even have a car. About the only luxury I got was quite a few $400 suits. I got ten maybe. But still what I'm saying is that that is still not a lot of money spent on me considering all the money I made. It wasn't like I was living high on the hog and neglecting my mom, but she's living real poor in a crummy apartment in England. She doesn't even have a bathroom. I just saw her a few months ago. I have to help my mom now. She's an old woman. She could soon be gone and here I was giving money so that Rader and these guys can have their parties in Beverly Hills. This whole thing is so sick. -- Bobby Fischer

They cleaned my pockets out frankly. I have some money left, but not that much. I've got some assets. It's amazing they didn't get everything. Now my only income is a few royalty checks from my books. I was really very foolish, but I thought I was doing what I had to do. When I sent those checks off, I really didn't have the slightest qualms, no regrets, not the slightest. I don't really regret it that much, to tell you the truth, even now. -- Bobby Fischer (on the Worldwide Church of God)

I can remember times coming home from a chess club at four in the morning when I was half asleep and half dead and forcing myself to pray an hour and study (the Bible) an hour. You know, I was half out of my head-stoned almost. -- Bobby Fischer

Church members shouldn't let themselves be confused. They begin not trusting in their own judgment, and then they're finished. That's a terrible, terrible thing. First, they get conducted in with a nice sweet program, no money, everything free, free, free. And then they get sucked in, and suddenly a few lies get mixed in. They are told that their human nature is wicked and these nice people who gave them all these things wouldn't be lying to them, would they? And then I think once you start distrusting your own mind you're finished. From there you just get more and more confused. Once you think that your own mind is not your friend any more-your own conscience and your own mind is not your friend-then I think you are on your way to insanity. You have been stripped bare. All your defenses are gone. -- Bobby Fischer

Our mind is all we've got. Not that it won't lead us astray sometimes, but we still have to analyze things out within ourselves. -- Bobby Fischer

They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against a man. There isn't a woman player in the world I can't give knight-odds to and still beat. -- Bobby Fischer
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Quotes ABOUT Bobby Fischer:
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Fischer is Fischer, but a horse is a horse. -- Mikhail Tal (upon hearing Bobby Fischer’s claim that he could beat any female player in the world giving her knight odds)

My God, he plays so simply! -- Alexei Suetin (speaking of Bobby Fischer)

It is difficult to play against Einstein’s theory. -- Mikhail Tal (on his first loss to Fischer)

Bobby just drops the pieces and they fall on the right squares. -- Miguel Najdorf

Do you realize Fischer almost never has any bad pieces? He exchanges them, and the bad pieces remain with his opponents. -- Yuri Balashov

Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it. -- Hans Ree

You know you're going to lose. Even when I was ahead I knew I was going to lose. -- Andrew Soltis (on playing against Fischer)

It began to feel as though you were playing against chess itself. -- Walter Shipman (on playing against Fischer)

When you play Bobby, it is not a question if you win or lose. It is a question if you survive. -- Boris Spassky

In complicated positions, Bobby hardly had to be afraid of anybody. -- Paul Keres

It was clear to me that the vulnerable point of the American Grandmaster was in double-edged, hanging, irrational positions, where he often failed to find a win even in a won position. -- Efim Geller (on Fischer)

In Fischer's hands, a slight theoretical advantage is as good a being a queen ahead. -- Isaac Kashdan

Nonsense was the last thing he was interested in, as far as chess was concerned. -- Elie Agur (on Fischer)

His chess was always razor-sharp, rational and brilliant. One of the best ever. -- Dave Regis (on Fischer)

Bobby Fischer has an enormous knowledge of chess and his familiarity with the chess literature of the USSR is immense. -- Boris Spassky

He turned the methods of the Soviet school of chess against it: Botvinnik-style scientific study of all areas of the game, in-depth openings preparation that has probably only been equaled or bettered by Kasparov, and a passionate will to win that only Alekhine and Larsen could match. -- John Nunn (on Fischer)

As with Steinitz, Fischer's genius has often been concealed by controversies away from the board. Like Lasker, Fischer has raised chess to new financial heights despite frequent retreats from serious play. And, like Capablanca, Fischer is recognized by millions of non-players and has won the game many new enthusiasts. -- Andy Soltis

President of the chess players' trade union. -- Boris Spassky (speaking of Fischer)

The chess heroes nowadays should not forget that it was owing to Fischer that they are living today in four- and five- star hotels, getting appearance fees, etc. -- Lev Khariton

No other master has such a terrific will to win. At the board he radiates danger, and even the strongest opponents tend to freeze, like rabbits when they smell a panther. Even his weaknesses are dangerous. As white, his opening game is predictable - you can make plans against it - but so strong that your plans almost never work. In the middle game his precision and invention are fabulous, and in the end game you simply cannot beat him. -- Anonymous German Expert

Of course a great player like that has no weak spots. What a player like that does have are absolutely strong spots, so you surely don't want him to utilize his strengths, because then your chances decrease to zero. It's not surprising - chess being as complicated as it is - that Fischer had the greatest problems with positions, which were unclear in an unthematic way. When in effect everything just depended on accurate calculation. In those kinds of positions, he is still better than me of course, but the difference is not that great anymore, because it's just extremely difficult for both of us. The chance that he will make an error increases, whereas in a thematic or technical position he will just play perfectly from beginning to end and your chances of surviving are zero. -- Edmar Mednis

He only takes a draw when it's hopeless or when he's afraid he might get hurt in the position. When I analyzed with him he would say: "I kill him if I get this position." He deplores positions without counterplay. Even if he's in bad shape, there must be tension. This is the essence of his chess style. And that's the difference between him and Reshevsky. Sammy can defend a passive position. -- Arthur Bisguier (on Fischer)

Fischer was a master of clarity and a king of artful positioning. His opponents would see where he was going but were powerless to stop him. I like to say that Bobby Fischer was the greatest Russian player ever. All of his great opening moves came from the Russians. He studied all of their methods. But what made Fischer a genius was his ability to blend an American freshness and pragmatism with Russian ideas about strategy. -- Bruce Pandolfini

His opening repertoire was fairly narrow but virtually impeccable. He did not force play into particular channels but played with great objectivity into whatever offered the best winning chances, be it a tactical or positional middlegame or an ending. He rarely lost the initiative, but could defend well when it was necessary. He could be brilliant but did not seek brilliancy for its own sake; he preferred the point on the crosstable. Psychologically he was strong, usually coming back with powerful wins to avenge past defeats. -- Tim Harding

I consider Fischer to be one of the greatest opening experts ever. His adventures with the Poison Pawn Najdorf Sicilian are amazing, legendary in my mind. He challenged the world to out analyze him, they knew he would play that variation, many prepared special novelties against him, and still he consistently won with that risky line. Only Polugaevsky comes to mind in analyzing an opening to the level Fischer did, the Polugaevsky variation of the Najdorf Sicilian. -- Keith Hayward

Fischer proved to me how gifted (regarding openings) he was with his first match against Spassky. The guy played openings and defenses for the first time in his life almost perfectly against a world champion! As a human being, the guy's values are not in touch with the real world, but when it comes to pure chess knowledge, he has no equal! -- Keith Hayward

There is only one thing Fischer does in chess without pleasure: lose! -- Boris Spassky

There's never before been a chess player with such a thorough knowledge of the intricacies of the game and such an absolutely indomitable will to win. I think Bobby is the greatest player that ever lived. -- Lisa Lane

Bobby Fischer is the greatest chess player who has ever lived. -- Ken Smith

Fischer does not merely outplay opponents; he leaves them bodily and mentally glutted. Fisher himself speaks of the exultant instant in which he feels the 'ego of the other player crumbling.' -- George Steiner

Fischer is the profoundest student of chess who ever lived. He reads incessantly, forgets nothing, turns knowledge into action with monstrous precision and ferocity. -- Brad Darrach

After World War II, the chess scene was dominated by the Soviet Union, or rather by the Russians. The only exception, the only person who managed to put an end to Russian dominance was Fischer, which testifies to his genius. -- Zoltan Ribli

At this time Fischer is simply a level above all the best chessplayers in the world. -- John Jacobs

Fischer is the strongest player in the world. In fact, the strongest player who ever lived. -- Larry Evans

Our position - using here the royal "we" - is that the Fischer of 1971 and 1972 was the strongest player in chess history, whereas the Kasparov of 1985 - 2001 is the Muhammed Ali of Chess. Which is to say, the greatest. -- Larry Parr

Bobby Fischer is the greatest chess genius of all time! -- Alexander Kotov

Fischer is the greatest genius to descend from the chess heavens. -- Mikhail Tal

Geniuses like Beethoven, Leonardo da Vinci, Shakespeare and Fischer come out of the head of Zeus, seem to be genetically programmed, know before instructed. -- John Collins

Bobby is the finest chess player this country ever produced. His memory for the moves, his brilliance in dreaming up combinations, and his fierce determination to win are uncanny. Not only will I predict his triumph over Botvinnik, but I'll go further and say that he'll probably be the greatest chess player that ever lived. -- John Collins

Only the young generation of fearless fighters can destroy the Fischer myth. You must not let him impose on you his style, which is like snake poison. The old- fashioned way, heavy with security devices, incessant tiptoeing on shallow waters of draws, offers no hope against Fischer. -- Henrique Mecking

The life of a chess master is much more difficult than that of an artist - much more depressing. An artist knows that someday there'll be recognition and monetary reward, but for the chess master there is little public recognition and absolutely no hope of supporting himself by his endeavors. If Bobby Fischer came to me for advice, I certainly would not discourage him - as if anyone could - but I would try to make it positively clear that he will never have any money from chess, live a monk-like existence and know more rejection than any artist ever has, struggling to be known and accepted. -- Marcel Duchamp

He was in the perfect atmosphere to learn chess. There weren't so many good books then but guys like Artie Bisguier, Bill Lombardy, Kmoch and Walter Shipman would help him all they could. Anything he wanted to know, they would try to help him with. -- Ron Gross (on the young Fischer)

I like to analyze as well as most, but Bobby would just go on and on. I had to get out of there sometimes and take a break. -- Ron Gross

Fischer was a good kid but very unsophisticated about anything but chess. It was all chess for him, every waking moment. We'd go down to the Four Continents bookstore and he'd buy any Russian chess material he could get his hands on. He'd learned enough Russian to get the gist of prose and he just absorbed the chess part. -- Ron Gross

I was expecting to meet a young boy in strange clothes, making rude remarks all the time, but it was a great pleasure for me to see quite another person. -- Alexander Kotov (on meeting a young Fischer)

Bobby liked to look at pretty girls all right. He had a good eye. He was way too shy to ever go up and talk to them though. -- Ron Gross

Bobby wouldn't go out with women who knew who he was, but he was too shy to ask out the ones who didn't. -- Mike Franett

When I was ill in Curacao, Bobby Fischer made a point of visiting me in the hospital. -- Mikhail Tal

When I asked Fischer why he had not played a certain move in our game, he replied: "Well, you laughed when I wrote it down!" -- Mikhail Tal

Many chess players were surprised when after the game, Fischer quietly explained: "I had already analyzed this possibility" in a position which I thought was not possible to foresee from the opening. -- Mikhail Tal

Suddenly it was obvious to me in my analysis I had missed what Fischer had found with the greatest of ease at the board. -- Mikhail Botvinnik

Well, he was pretty intense all right but when something struck him as being funny, he had a great laugh. It's like he tried to hold it in and then this big, booming laugh kind of escaped. We always got along well. He could be fun but the subject was almost always chess. And, by the way, there was no trace of anti- Semitism in him back then. That came later, after his religious phase in the early 70's. When he got involved with The Church of God he blamed the Jews for killing Christ and then, when he became an atheist, he blamed them for everything. -- Ron Gross

He helped my mother in the kitchen and was very friendly. My sister Sophia and I played blitz with Bobby occasionally and we realized that he was still a very strong and capable chess player. -- Susan Polgar (on being visited by Fischer in Hungary)

Do you want to come with me to the boys' room, then we'll see who is Jewish? -- Bobby Fischer (on being reminded by a reporter that he was half Jewish)

I am not today, nor have I ever been a Jew, and as a matter of fact, I am uncircumcised. -- Bobby Fischer

Being Jewish myself, I somehow didn't see the problem: who cares what a mentally ill (but strangely likable) individual says? If he didn't make some money at chess, I could see him becoming a street person, shaking his fists at cars as they passed by his corner of the block. Isn't it preferable to have him in a self-sufficient position rather than as a liability of the state? -- Jeremy Silman (on Fischer)

He had a funny habit: while his opponent was pondering a move, he would now and then brush off specks of dust, real or imaginary, from the opponent’s side of the chessboard. Eventually, Petrosian broke him of the habit by giving him a rap on the fingers. -- Alexander Koblentz

He knew what was going on. He just waited until someone broached the subject. He had learned that people were often hesitant to say anything to him he might not want to hear and he used that to his advantage. -- Ron Gross

Being a friend of Fischer obviously is no undivided pleasure, though being Fischer seems sadder. -- Hans Ree

It was simple. Bobby hadn't played in a long time. He knew Spassky was a much more dangerous opponent for him than Petrosian and he got to save all his preparation for another day. -- Ron Gross (on why Fischer agreed to play second board in the 1970 USSR vs. The World match)

He wanted to give the Russians a taste of their own medicine. -- Larry Evans (on Fischer)

Russians have held the chess World Championship in all but three of the past thirty-four years. Bobby is the man who will break that chain. Definitely. Maybe not in 1963, maybe not even in 1966, but eventually, for sure. -- Frank Brady

It is hard to say how their match will end, but it is clear that such an easy victory as in Vancouver (against Taimanov) will not be given to Fischer. I think Larsen has unpleasant surprises in store for him, all the more since having dealt with Taimanov thus (a 6-0 victory), Fischer will want to do just the same to Larsen and this is impossible. -- Mikhail Botvinnik

Not that the two whitewash matches were against wimps (Taimanov and Larsen, both powerhouses) or as easy as the scores suggest, but heck, after you lose three or four in a row against a player like Fischer you may as well call in sick with the old "the dog ate my preparation" and get out of town. -- Mig Greengard

I knew of course that Spassky, the reigning World Champion, was a very strong player, but I had the idea that Fischer, my chess idol then, was a player of another caliber, someone in a class of his own. -- Garry Kasparov

Spassky will not be psyched out by Fischer. -- Mike Goodall (on their '72 World Championship match)

If you aren't afraid of Spassky, then I have removed the element of money. -- Jim Slater (on doubling the prize fund for the '72 championship match)

Dear Bobby, Your convincing victory at Reykjavik is eloquent witness to your complete mastery of the world’s most challenging game. The championship you have won is a great personal triumph for you and I am pleased to join countless of your fellow citizens in extending my heartiest congratulations and best wishes. -- President Richard Nixon (telegram sent to Fischer upon winning the world championship)

Bobby Fischer won. And this is only the beginning! -- Burt Hochberg (on Fischer's winning the championship in '72)

When I played Bobby Fischer, my opponent fought against organizations - the television producers and the match organizers. But he never fought against me personally. I lost to Bobby before the match because he was already stronger than I. He won normally. -- Boris Spassky

There is little doubt that the Soviet Chess Federation had been severely embarrassed by Fischer's victory over their boy in 1972 and in view of the long- standing Fischer-USSR conflict were unlikely to agree to anything suggested by the "American". -- Nigel Davies

Fischer's victories brought problems for many people in the Soviet camp, because it was thought there had been failures of training or discipline that should be corrected. No one could accept that it was simply Fischer's genius that was causing the trouble. -- Garry Kasparov

He's completely natural. He plays no roles. He's like a child. Very, very simple. -- Zita Rajcsanyi (Fischer's supposed girlfriend)

Bobby pulls me out of oblivion. He makes me fight. It's a miracle. -- Boris Spassky (on their '92 rematch)

My God, it is a miracle! Bobby is so kind, so friendly. He is normal! -- Boris Spassky (on their first meeting before the '92 rematch)

Well, I must prepare to bite the crocodile. -- Boris Spassky (on preparing for the '92 rematch with Fischer)

Spassky and Fischer were chess artists each trying to paint the Mona Lisa while grabbing at the other’s brush. -- Larry Parr (on the '92 match)

It was clean, crystalline, pure, like Capablanca in a way. This is what no one knew in advance. How would he play? Not even Bobby knew. -- Lothar Schmid (on Fischer's play in the first game of the '92 rematch with Spassky)
 

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Good morning!

"Yes! To this thought I hold with firm persistence; The last result of wisdom stamps it true; He only earns his freedom and existence Who daily conquers them anew." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
 

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Here's a collection of quotations I sent out the people I know a few years ago:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Conformity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"The Soul of Sweet Delight can never be defiled." - William Blake

"Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you." -
William Blake

"Only the hand that erases can write the true thing." - Lao Tze

"There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or
condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to
make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself." --
Laurell K. Hamilton

Happiness is knowing what you have to do and doing it.

"I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim." -
U2, Until The End Of The World

I want to die calm and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not
kicking and screaming like the passengers of his car.

The next best thing to knowing what to do is knowing when to be
careful

People protest fur more that leather because it is easier to strip fur
coats off women than leather jackets off biker gangs.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason. - Blaise Pascal

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force. -Dorothy Parker

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes but in liking
what one has to do.

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while
they snub contentment. -Doug Larsen

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
-Brother Dave Gardner

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it
under his feet. -James Oppenheim

Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. -Burton Hills

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -
James Dean

...and the best reason is that I want to.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Any man who hates children can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two
watches is never sure.

Yogi Berra: "The future ain't what it used to be."

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every
man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance
in the entire population. - Albert Einstein

He who doubts from what he sees will ne'er believe, do what you
please. - William Blake

"If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would have guns." Well, yes,
that's exactly what I'm saying...

"You never know what is enough until you know what is too much." -
William Blake

"When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they
look in the same direction." - Ginger Rogers

"Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream." - Oscar Wilde

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Progress is not possible without change, and those who cannot change
their minds cannot change anything." - George Bernard Shaw

"Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject
themselves." - Charles Chaplin

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force -Dorothy Parker

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. - Mencius

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
-Kahlil Gibran

The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm:
usually because they could not walk. - Nietzsche

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it. - W. Somerset Maugham

How frighteningly few are the persons whose death would spoil our
appetite and make the world seem empty. - Eric Hoffer

Death has proven to be 99% fatal to laboratory animals.

I have never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary
notices I have read with pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

Thingy - Definition: Common technical term for whatever it is that you
can't remember the real name of. Also Known As: thingamabob,
whatchamacallit, doodad, thingamajigger

"Are you a procrastinator?" ..."I don't know, ask me later."
- -

Inscription at the beginning of Chapter Two (Organizing Priorities) of
Renovating Old Houses, 2nd Edition, by George Nash

A New York lawyer busy with the many chores in closing his place for the
winter interrupted his work to say goodbye to his neighbor at a time he
thought appropriate for the farmer's schedule. It turned out, as it
sometimes does with supposedly taciturn denizens of the hill country,
that his neighbor wanted to talk, and after some exchange the lawyer
said, "I'm sorry but I've got to go along. Have a hundred things to do."

"You've got a hundred things to do?"

"Well, perhaps not quite," the New Yorker repied, "but it seems that
many."

"Let me give you a piece of advice," said the Vermonter, "Do 'em one at
a time."

- Allen R. Foley, What The Old-Timer Said
- -

Do you really think I care what you eat or what you wear...

Better to rule in Heaven than serve in Hell

Champions don't make comebacks, they recover from setbacks - Shawn
Ray, champion bodybuilder

"Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than
we can think." - Werner Heisenberg

An oxymoron a day keeps reality away

"The time to make up your mind about people is... never!" - Tracy Lord
(Katharine Hepburn), in The Philadelphia Story

Resentment is just a way of letting someone else use your mind
rent-free.

If it don't turn you on you better leave it alone.

Take my hand if you don't know where you are going. I'll understand,
I've lost the way myself.

The only person who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

"If a star were a grain of salt, you could fit all the stars visible
to the naked eye on a teaspoon, but all the stars in the universe would
fill a ball eight miles wide." - A Briefer History of Time, Stephen
Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail
away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.
Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be
restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the
unwilling. - William Blake, The Marraige of Heaven and Hell

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But a stitch in time saves nine...
the choice is yours.

There are two ways to perceive the world; as if nothing is miraculous
or as if everything is miraculous. - Albert Einstein

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic
religion for the future: It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and
theology; it covers both the natural and the spiritual, and it is based
on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things, natural
and spiritual, as a meaningful unity. - Albert Einstein

Anonymity enables its adopter to seek fame while shielding him from
the meaner consequences of fame-seeking.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn. Or, eh, Woody
Allen movies.

Most people don't act stupid; it's the real thing! - Alfred E. Neuman,
from Issue 324, Mad Magazine.

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
of the time and have the time of your life." -- Anonymous

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me, an invincible
summer. --Albert Camus

"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack
of confidence." - Doug McLeod

"Every gun that is made, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final
sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold
and not clothed." -- Dwight Eisenhower, London Guardian

Garzob! The transformation has begun!

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Let noone live in your head rent free!

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

I'm used to the cold. Trouble is, the cold is used to me!

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first
time. - T.S. Eliot

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

In Bali we have no art. We do everything as well as possible.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." ...Don Dieball

"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and
ages it is the rule." -Friedrich Nietzshe

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifiling
exception, is composed of others" - John Andrew Holmes

"Eternity is in love with the productions of Time." - William Blake

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria." - Old German Proverb

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the
realization of how much you already have.

"People with no interests in life are boring."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind...it doesn't
matter" - Mark Twain

Rome was not built in a day, but nowadays it can be destroyed in five
seconds.

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has
genius, power and magic in it." - Goethe

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it. - Mark Twain

I'm not looking for someone to grow old with. I'm looking for someone
to stay young with.

If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. -
Mark Twain

People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart enough to
give none.

Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he
grows, the more things will he promptly consign to it. - Samuel Butler

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

One ampere is 6.28 billion billion electrons passing a given point per
second.

‘Though it seems that I know that I know,
What I would like to see, is the I that knows me,
When I know, that I know, that I know.’ - Alan Watts

If there's anything godlike about God it is that he dared to imagine
everything.

Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about
God it is that. He dared to imagine everything. -Henry Miller

A word to the wise is sufficient.

Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to
climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid. -
Albert Einstein

Good luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, bad luck
is what happens when lack of preparation meets a challenge. - Paul
Krugman

When I'm doing something physically dangerous I try to do it in such a
way that I will be injured on average once every 10,000 years.

Don't be afraid to make a mistake. Anything you do could be a mistake.

Deliver me from reasons why, you'd rather cry, I'd rather fly. - Jim
Morrison

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a
difficult one. - Bruce Lee

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is
because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he
hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front
only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it
had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
lived." - Henry David Thoreau

"Be not simply good - be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you
have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau

"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of
his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet
with a success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with
success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"Every man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly
mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it
falls opposite to the sun; short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see
it?" - Henry David Thoreau

It's no accident that the first four letters of "health" are "heal."

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is
noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by
experience, which is the bitterest." -- Confucius

"Let no man pull you so low as to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you
realize that you have enough, you are truly rich." -- Lao Tzu, Tao Te
Ching

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only
the wise can see them." -- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom." -- H.L. Mencken

"He who stands for nothing will fall for anything." -- Alexander
Hamilton

"Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment." -- Rumi, Masnavi i
Man'avi, the spiritual couplets of Maula

"If you're reading this... congratulations, you're alive. If that's
not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." -- Chad Sugg,
Monsters Under Your Head

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but
also to hate his friends." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Music is ... a higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy" --
Ludwig van Beethoven

"We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the
life that is waiting for us." -- Joseph Campbell

"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes
you a pianist." -- Michael Levine

"Any fool can know. The point is to understand." -- Albert Einstein

"Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk
nothing." -- Leo Buscaglia

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend
yourself or make excuses."-- Brian Tracy

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What
other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone
else's body?" -- Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and
discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are
one's mistakes." -- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

If you always know where you are, you are lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't
very Fuzzy, was he?
- -
“Promise Yourself

To be so strong that nothing
can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity
to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel
that there is something in them
To look at the sunny side of everything
and make your optimism come true.

To think only the best, to work only for the best,
and to expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past
and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times
and give every living creature you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear,
and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world,
not in loud words but great deeds.
To live in faith that the whole world is on your side
so long as you are true to the best that is in you.”
-- Christian D. Larson, Your Forces and How to Use Them
- -
Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires. - Wm
Blake

"I would not run around the corner to see the world blow up" - Henry
David Thoreau

Procrastination is akin to prevarication.

The man who thinks he's the luckiest man on the planet really is.

“We have two classes of forecasters: Those who don’t know and those
who don’t know they don’t know." - Kenneth Galbraith

Money can't make you happy but it can help. - Jay Leno

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness
consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of
life.” -- Albert Camus

The old appeals to racial, sexual, religious chauvinism to rabid
nationalist fervor are beginning not to work. A new consciousness is
developing which sees the Earth as a single organism and recognizes that
AN ORGANISM AT WAR WITH ITSELF IS DOOMED."

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is
a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." - John
Adams

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations
which we can perform without thinking about them. - Alfred North
Whitehead

The deliberate aim at Peace very easily passes into its bastard
substitute, Anesthesia. - Alfred North Whitehead

A general definition of civilization: a civilized society is
exhibiting the five qualities of truth, beauty, adventure, art, peace. -
Alfred North Whitehead

The science of pure mathematics, in its modern developments, may claim
to be the most original creation of the human spirit. - Alfred North
Whitehead

To Mercy, Pity, Peace and Love
All pray in their distress;
And to these virtues of delight
Return their thankfulness. - Wm Blake

It's all in the mind, you know. - George Harrison

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Who would teach the child to doubt the rotting grave shall ne'er get
out. - William Blake

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness
to contemplate what is happening. - Marshall McLuhan
- - - -
Some Albert Einstein quotations:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move
in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak
minds."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living
at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates
empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday
thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological
criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is
comprehensible."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when
we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned
in school."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own
reason for existing."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you
mine are still greater."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the
present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is
play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not
sure about the universe."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,
above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no
risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel
libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans
themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense
that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain
in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon
as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind."

"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and
our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for
politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation
stands forever."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of
thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If
only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities.
The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit
to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his
intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy,
education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would
indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment
and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more
certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie
through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but
through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That
means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the
distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly
persistent illusion."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send
signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there
is no cat."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations,
whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect
on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the
consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire
year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is
escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless
dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A
finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the
world of objective perception and thought."

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my
contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the
spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should
be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all
this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to
shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that
killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part
limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and
feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical
delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us,
restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few
persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this
prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living
creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can
be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)


So what do you do with your time other then save quotes?

Seriously though nice post ... I'll be borrowing a few of these!
 

Muse

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So what do you do with your time other then save quotes?

Seriously though nice post ... I'll be borrowing a few of these!
Oh, I do all kinds of stuff. This morning I'm trying to troubleshoot my desktop. Swapped RAM, installed HD and won't post. Later on I'll skate the streets... plenty to do!!! Started saving quotes, maybe 10-15 years ago, I have a table of them. I wrote a function that spits out a random quote... I'll run it now, let's see what it comes up with (of course I approved of each one when I entered it in the table):
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We've been filled with great treasure for one purpose: to be spilled. — Yoko Ono
 
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Here's a collection of quotations I sent out the people I know a few years ago:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
"Conformity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

"The Soul of Sweet Delight can never be defiled." - William Blake

"Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you." -
William Blake

"Only the hand that erases can write the true thing." - Lao Tze

"There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or
condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people will try to
make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself." --
Laurell K. Hamilton

Happiness is knowing what you have to do and doing it.

"I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim." -
U2, Until The End Of The World

I want to die calm and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not
kicking and screaming like the passengers of his car.

The next best thing to knowing what to do is knowing when to be
careful

People protest fur more that leather because it is easier to strip fur
coats off women than leather jackets off biker gangs.

Earnestness is enthusiasm tempered by reason. - Blaise Pascal

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force. -Dorothy Parker

The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes but in liking
what one has to do.

Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while
they snub contentment. -Doug Larsen

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
-Brother Dave Gardner

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it
under his feet. -James Oppenheim

Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. -Burton Hills

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." -
James Dean

...and the best reason is that I want to.

Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them
first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Any man who hates children can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Segal's Law: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two
watches is never sure.

Yogi Berra: "The future ain't what it used to be."

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every
man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance
in the entire population. - Albert Einstein

He who doubts from what he sees will ne'er believe, do what you
please. - William Blake

"If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would have guns." Well, yes,
that's exactly what I'm saying...

"You never know what is enough until you know what is too much." -
William Blake

"When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they
look in the same direction." - Ginger Rogers

"Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream." - Oscar Wilde

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Progress is not possible without change, and those who cannot change
their minds cannot change anything." - George Bernard Shaw

"Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject
themselves." - Charles Chaplin

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's
unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
aside with great force -Dorothy Parker

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. - Mencius

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
-Kahlil Gibran

The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm:
usually because they could not walk. - Nietzsche

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it. - W. Somerset Maugham

How frighteningly few are the persons whose death would spoil our
appetite and make the world seem empty. - Eric Hoffer

Death has proven to be 99% fatal to laboratory animals.

I have never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary
notices I have read with pleasure. - Clarence Darrow

Thingy - Definition: Common technical term for whatever it is that you
can't remember the real name of. Also Known As: thingamabob,
whatchamacallit, doodad, thingamajigger

"Are you a procrastinator?" ..."I don't know, ask me later."
- -

Inscription at the beginning of Chapter Two (Organizing Priorities) of
Renovating Old Houses, 2nd Edition, by George Nash

A New York lawyer busy with the many chores in closing his place for the
winter interrupted his work to say goodbye to his neighbor at a time he
thought appropriate for the farmer's schedule. It turned out, as it
sometimes does with supposedly taciturn denizens of the hill country,
that his neighbor wanted to talk, and after some exchange the lawyer
said, "I'm sorry but I've got to go along. Have a hundred things to do."

"You've got a hundred things to do?"

"Well, perhaps not quite," the New Yorker repied, "but it seems that
many."

"Let me give you a piece of advice," said the Vermonter, "Do 'em one at
a time."

- Allen R. Foley, What The Old-Timer Said
- -

Do you really think I care what you eat or what you wear...

Better to rule in Heaven than serve in Hell

Champions don't make comebacks, they recover from setbacks - Shawn
Ray, champion bodybuilder

"Not only is the universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than
we can think." - Werner Heisenberg

An oxymoron a day keeps reality away

"The time to make up your mind about people is... never!" - Tracy Lord
(Katharine Hepburn), in The Philadelphia Story

Resentment is just a way of letting someone else use your mind
rent-free.

If it don't turn you on you better leave it alone.

Take my hand if you don't know where you are going. I'll understand,
I've lost the way myself.

The only person who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

"If a star were a grain of salt, you could fit all the stars visible
to the naked eye on a teaspoon, but all the stars in the universe would
fill a ball eight miles wide." - A Briefer History of Time, Stephen
Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail
away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.
Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be
restrained; and the restrainer or reason usurps its place & governs the
unwilling. - William Blake, The Marraige of Heaven and Hell

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But a stitch in time saves nine...
the choice is yours.

There are two ways to perceive the world; as if nothing is miraculous
or as if everything is miraculous. - Albert Einstein

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic
religion for the future: It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and
theology; it covers both the natural and the spiritual, and it is based
on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things, natural
and spiritual, as a meaningful unity. - Albert Einstein

Anonymity enables its adopter to seek fame while shielding him from
the meaner consequences of fame-seeking.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn. Or, eh, Woody
Allen movies.

Most people don't act stupid; it's the real thing! - Alfred E. Neuman,
from Issue 324, Mad Magazine.

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all
of the time and have the time of your life." -- Anonymous

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well,
to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track
myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in
the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask
yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me, an invincible
summer. --Albert Camus

"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack
of confidence." - Doug McLeod

"Every gun that is made, every rocket fired, signifies, in the final
sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold
and not clothed." -- Dwight Eisenhower, London Guardian

Garzob! The transformation has begun!

I plan to live forever. So far, so good.

Let noone live in your head rent free!

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

I'm used to the cold. Trouble is, the cold is used to me!

We must not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we began and to know the place for the first
time. - T.S. Eliot

"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

In Bali we have no art. We do everything as well as possible.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day." ...Don Dieball

"Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and
ages it is the rule." -Friedrich Nietzshe

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifiling
exception, is composed of others" - John Andrew Holmes

"Eternity is in love with the productions of Time." - William Blake

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria." - Old German Proverb

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the
realization of how much you already have.

"People with no interests in life are boring."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind...it doesn't
matter" - Mark Twain

Rome was not built in a day, but nowadays it can be destroyed in five
seconds.

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has
genius, power and magic in it." - Goethe

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it. - Mark Twain

I'm not looking for someone to grow old with. I'm looking for someone
to stay young with.

If you always tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. -
Mark Twain

People smart enough to give good advice are usually smart enough to
give none.

Everyone should keep a mental wastepaper basket, and the older he
grows, the more things will he promptly consign to it. - Samuel Butler

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

One ampere is 6.28 billion billion electrons passing a given point per
second.

‘Though it seems that I know that I know,
What I would like to see, is the I that knows me,
When I know, that I know, that I know.’ - Alan Watts

If there's anything godlike about God it is that he dared to imagine
everything.

Imagination is the voice of daring. If there is anything Godlike about
God it is that. He dared to imagine everything. -Henry Miller

A word to the wise is sufficient.

Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to
climb a tree, it’ll spend its whole life believing that it is stupid. -
Albert Einstein

Good luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity, bad luck
is what happens when lack of preparation meets a challenge. - Paul
Krugman

When I'm doing something physically dangerous I try to do it in such a
way that I will be injured on average once every 10,000 years.

Don't be afraid to make a mistake. Anything you do could be a mistake.

Deliver me from reasons why, you'd rather cry, I'd rather fly. - Jim
Morrison

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a
difficult one. - Bruce Lee

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is
because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he
hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front
only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it
had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not
lived." - Henry David Thoreau

"Be not simply good - be good for something." - Henry David Thoreau

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you
have imagined." - Henry David Thoreau

"I have learned, that if one advances confidently in the direction of
his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet
with a success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and
endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with
success unexpected in common hours." - Henry David Thoreau

"Every man casts a shadow; not his body only, but his imperfectly
mingled spirit. This is his grief. Let him turn which way he will, it
falls opposite to the sun; short at noon, long at eve. Did you never see
it?" - Henry David Thoreau

It's no accident that the first four letters of "health" are "heal."

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is
noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by
experience, which is the bitterest." -- Confucius

"Let no man pull you so low as to hate him." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you
realize that you have enough, you are truly rich." -- Lao Tzu, Tao Te
Ching

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only
the wise can see them." -- Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist

"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom." -- H.L. Mencken

"He who stands for nothing will fall for anything." -- Alexander
Hamilton

"Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment." -- Rumi, Masnavi i
Man'avi, the spiritual couplets of Maula

"If you're reading this... congratulations, you're alive. If that's
not something to smile about, then I don't know what is." -- Chad Sugg,
Monsters Under Your Head

"The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but
also to hate his friends." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Music is ... a higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy" --
Ludwig van Beethoven

"We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the
life that is waiting for us." -- Joseph Campbell

"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes
you a pianist." -- Michael Levine

"Any fool can know. The point is to understand." -- Albert Einstein

"Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk
nothing." -- Leo Buscaglia

"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change." -- Albert
Einstein

"Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend
yourself or make excuses."-- Brian Tracy

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time." What
other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone
else's body?" -- Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and
discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are
one's mistakes." -- Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

If you always know where you are, you are lost.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't
very Fuzzy, was he?
- -
“Promise Yourself

To be so strong that nothing
can disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity
to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel
that there is something in them
To look at the sunny side of everything
and make your optimism come true.

To think only the best, to work only for the best,
and to expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others
as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past
and press on to the greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times
and give every living creature you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself
that you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear,
and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world,
not in loud words but great deeds.
To live in faith that the whole world is on your side
so long as you are true to the best that is in you.”
-- Christian D. Larson, Your Forces and How to Use Them
- -
Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires. - Wm
Blake

"I would not run around the corner to see the world blow up" - Henry
David Thoreau

Procrastination is akin to prevarication.

The man who thinks he's the luckiest man on the planet really is.

“We have two classes of forecasters: Those who don’t know and those
who don’t know they don’t know." - Kenneth Galbraith

Money can't make you happy but it can help. - Jay Leno

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness
consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of
life.” -- Albert Camus

The old appeals to racial, sexual, religious chauvinism to rabid
nationalist fervor are beginning not to work. A new consciousness is
developing which sees the Earth as a single organism and recognizes that
AN ORGANISM AT WAR WITH ITSELF IS DOOMED."

"In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is
a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." - John
Adams

Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations
which we can perform without thinking about them. - Alfred North
Whitehead

The deliberate aim at Peace very easily passes into its bastard
substitute, Anesthesia. - Alfred North Whitehead

A general definition of civilization: a civilized society is
exhibiting the five qualities of truth, beauty, adventure, art, peace. -
Alfred North Whitehead

The science of pure mathematics, in its modern developments, may claim
to be the most original creation of the human spirit. - Alfred North
Whitehead

To Mercy, Pity, Peace and Love
All pray in their distress;
And to these virtues of delight
Return their thankfulness. - Wm Blake

It's all in the mind, you know. - George Harrison

When the going gets tough the tough get going.

Who would teach the child to doubt the rotting grave shall ne'er get
out. - William Blake

There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is a willingness
to contemplate what is happening. - Marshall McLuhan
- - - -
Some Albert Einstein quotations:

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more
violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move
in the opposite direction."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak
minds."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living
at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates
empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday
thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological
criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by
understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is
comprehensible."

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when
we created them."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned
in school."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own
reason for existing."

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you
mine are still greater."

"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the
present, but an equation is something for eternity."

"If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is
play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not
sure about the universe."

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must,
above all, be a sheep."

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no
risk of accident for someone who's dead."

"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel
libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans
themselves."

"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense
that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"

"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain
in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon
as first love?"

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
with our frail and feeble mind."

"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and
our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for
politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation
stands forever."

"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of
thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If
only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities.
The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit
to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his
intelligence."

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed."

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy,
education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would
indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment
and hope of reward after death."

"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more
certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie
through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but
through striving after rational knowledge."

"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That
means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the
distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly
persistent illusion."

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull
his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you
understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send
signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there
is no cat."

"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations,
whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect
on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the
consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire
year."

"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is
escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless
dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A
finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the
world of objective perception and thought."

"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my
contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the
spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should
be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all
this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to
shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that
killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part
limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and
feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical
delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us,
restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few
persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this
prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living
creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can
be counted counts." (Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)

I was waiting for "better Nate than Lever" LOL
 

Kaido

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Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.

See, this one I actually don't agree with. I think a big part of happiness is found in pursuit, not achievement, i.e. the whole "it's not the destination, it's the climb" idea. Nearly every time I've finally gotten something I've really really wanted, within like three weeks it's meh. It just becomes part of the fabric of your every day existence, you know? Being actively engaged in something that I find personally meaningful is where I've found the most happiness, generally-speaking. Otherwise I'm just kind of like a dead battery!
 
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sdifox

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Oh, I do all kinds of stuff. This morning I'm trying to troubleshoot my desktop. Swapped RAM, installed HD and won't post. Later on I'll skate the streets... plenty to do!!! Started saving quotes, maybe 10-15 years ago, I have a table of them. I wrote a function that spits out a random quote... I'll run it now, let's see what it comes up with (of course I approved of each one when I entered it in the table):
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We've been filled with great treasure for one purpose: to be spilled. — Yoko Ono


HDD?
 
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Iron Woode

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“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.”
 
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"I have jet leg" - my young niece, after a long flight.

“I think there are certain crimes which the law cannot touch, and which therefore, to some extent, justify private revenge.”

-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle/The Complete Sherlock Holmes
 

Muse

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Uh, the machine boots off an NVMe. I just installed a 2GB HD in there. Apparently the problem had to do with the mobo not seeing the RAM. I swapped slots, still no go. Eventually put in just one stick. Nope. Then moved it to the other slot. YEP! Then inserted the other stick and I'm OK (32GB). Crazy ass shit. But it's working now...
 
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Muse

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Difficult to question the logic here !!!
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
- - - -
Incredibly great Mark Twain quotes
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Date of Birth: November 30, 1835 Date of Death: April 21, 1910

Related Authors: Henry David Thoreau Gertrude Stein Henry Miller Helen Keller Edwin Louis Cole F. Scott Fitzgerald
Susan Sontag Muse: Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Wolfe

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

I don't give a dam for a man that can only spell a werd one weigh.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Never put off till to-morrow what you can do day after to-morrow just as well.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

The educated Southerner has no use for an 'R', except at the beginning of a word.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

The Public is merely a multiplied "me."

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happinesses to the unhappy.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work.

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

We are all alike, on the inside.

We have the best government that money can buy.

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

When in doubt tell the truth.

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
 
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