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[ThePresence]

Jonathan: Forget about privacy laws. You know what privacy laws do?
Leasing Office Temp: No.
Jonathan: They protect millionaires. You know who those millionaires are?
Leasing Office Temp: Who?
Jonathan: Tell him who they are. Tell him.
Dean: Kids your age. Pimple-faced college drop outs who have made unhealthy sums of money forming internet companies that create no concrete products, provide no viable services, and still manage to generate profits for all of its lazy day-trading son-of-a bitch shareholders. Meanwhile, as a tortured member of the disenfranchised proletariat, you find some altruistic need to protect these digital plantation-owners?

 

[AMCRambler]

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad, never!"
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

()_()
( ._.)?^?
((")(")

 

[Kadarin]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero.

 

[stingrae]

"every passing moment is another chance to turn ur life around" - vanilla sky

hYAPPY new year PPLS!!!

peace!!

 

[Firus]

Originally posted by: Vilica
"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time"

hell ya, awesome quote, that movie is full of gems

 

[damiano]

here is a random quote:
"se7enty7 is a fvckin' TROLL"
-- Damiano

 

[Quixfire]

HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

SANDURZ: (in high pitch) Prepare ship, (back to normal) prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

HELMET: (takes the microphone) Gimme that you peddy excuse for an officer.

SANDURZ: sits in his seat and buckles up.

HELMET: (in microphone) Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

SANDURZ: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

HELMET: Aah, buckle this. (in microphone) Ludicrous speed, Go!

 

[DurocShark]

"I got a bunch of unga bunga and heebie jeebies on my screen..."

User I got today...

 

[MrDingleDangle]

"AH! Theres a 5 AM?!?!?!? What else haven't you told me?"

 

[NogginBoink]

It's 106 miles to Chicago.

We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

 

[Indolent]

"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one." - Albert Einstein.

Don't hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin.

That road might be the one less traveled for a reason...

"One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
(one people, one empire, one leader)

 

[yoda291]

How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: yoda291
How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

You can't do that! Out with it!

 

[labgeek]

The Sonics are 19-0 in games they've led after the 4th quarter.
- Rich Moxley, Seattle SuperSonics PR Director

 

[godspeedx]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: yoda291
How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

You can't do that! Out with it!

TELL TELL TELL!

 

[godspeedx]

Originally posted by: Firus

Originally posted by: Vilica
"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"Two chicks at the same time"

hell ya, awesome quote, that movie is full of gems

What's that from?

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: godspeedx

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: yoda291
How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

You can't do that! Out with it!

TELL TELL TELL!

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mother!"

Besides, it'd prolly just be a disappointment to you all. Better to live with whatever twisted fantasy your sick minds have conjured.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: godspeedx

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: yoda291
How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

You can't do that! Out with it!

TELL TELL TELL!

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mother!"

Besides, it'd prolly just be a disappointment to you all. Better to live with whatever twisted fantasy your sick minds have conjured.

Hmmmm... acting class? LOL

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: yoda291

Originally posted by: godspeedx

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: yoda291
How the fsck did I get here?
<looks around>
Who the fsck are you!
<looks down>
What the fsck did you do to me!

-Me, freshman year. and no, I'm not telling you guys the story.

You can't do that! Out with it!

TELL TELL TELL!

"You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mother!"

Besides, it'd prolly just be a disappointment to you all. Better to live with whatever twisted fantasy your sick minds have conjured.

Hmmmm... acting class? LOL

I shudder to think what lurks inside that devious cranium of yours. Honestly, I didn't think anyone cared enough to wanna know.

The gist of it is, I celebrated my first winter break a little too much. Partially cuz it was my first break from college and I had just taken a horrible exam, and partially it was cuz we had to clear the booze outta the room for the break. I woke up in the room of the girl I was seeing at the time (she had already gone home) and looked down and saw they had put me in this sarong type dress dealie and was virtually covered in strategically placed whipped/shave cream. 3 minutes later, I realized they had also done up my hair and make up. One of them has a pic somewhere floating around. Good times.

 

[Jeff7181]

I shudder to think what lurks inside that devious cranium of yours.

You said it would be a disappointment... so I was guessing that maybe you were playing a role in acting class... nothing perverted in that idea =)

 

[yoda291]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

I shudder to think what lurks inside that devious cranium of yours.

You said it would be a disappointment... so I was guessing that maybe you were playing a role in acting class... nothing perverted in that idea =)

Yeah, but the idea of ME in an acting class? /shudder
You're twisted all right.

oh..random quote:

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
-oscar wilde.

 

[AMCRambler]

I pulled this outta a sig somewhere but I haven't seen them post it yet, so up it goes!

"It will be long, hard, and there will be no withdrawal."
- Winston Churchill

 

[NoReMoRsE]

"Sound all the trumpets, give them all breath,
Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death!"

-Shakespeare's "Macbeth"

 

[Konigin]

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
-Mark Twain

 

[Amorphus]

Yeah, I saw that in a book I read once...

Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Wait... yeah.