post a stupid joke here...

[Mday]

not necessarily funny...


i'll start.

me. I am a joke, and not necessarily funny =)

 

[Specialist]

How ca you tell if a blonde has been using a computer!




























































































There is white out on the screen
HAHAHAH
VERy fuuny!

 

[yakko]

Two penguins are taking a bath. The first penguin says "Can you please pass the soap?"
The second penguin looks at him and says"What do you think I am? A radio."

 

[Jokersmoker]

3 men are in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches,How do they smoke?





















































They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter!
Jokersmoker

 

[thebestMAX]

Yakko

I think the right answer to that one is "No soap, Radio"

At lest thats the way I heard it about 30 years ago!
It was a companion joke to:
Whats the difference between an orange?
Thought those two only existed in our school.


Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?



He didnt want to fall into the hot chocolate.

 

[brassmonkey7]

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

 

[marketsons1985]

This is one of the dumbest I've ever heard:

Three guys walk into a bar,
































One Ducks

 

[Sgt.Speculum]

man, could somebody help me out? that's the second time i've seen the penguin joke, but I just don't get it! please explain for the morons in the audience!

 

[ItsmeItsme]

blurredvision is a joke

 

[Locutus of Board]

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says



"Why the long face?"

 

[Spoooon]

I don't get the penguin joke either.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. HAHAHAHA

Not really a joke, but it struck me as funny when I heard it on Dragon Ball Z.

 

[thebestMAX]

SGT-

Its an inside thing. You tell it in a group of friends when someone new is there, they all laugh and watch if the newbie laughs just to get along. Then they usually ask him whats so funny.

You didnt fall for it but you would be surprised at how many people do.

 

[blurredvisionx]

A preist, a rabbi, and a polock walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What is this, some kinda joke????"

 

[U2fan]

Knock, Knock.
Whose there?
Mickey
Mickey who?
My key is stuck in the lock and I can't get out.

This the best one yet

 

[Locutus of Board]

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of it's bark

 

[yakko]

The penguin joke is best when told to a moron. The look on their face is classic.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
ORANGE
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana???

 

[Demosthenes]

I'm the king of stupid jokes.. I can't tell one in school without being attacked anymore.

How do you catch a runaway bra?


















With a BOOBY trap!

ahhahaha

you gotta tell it just right for it to be funny..

 

[ultravox]

Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the "men of God",the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her too. So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggert, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified, they did so, proving:

That Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

 

[ultravox]

After losing the flower business, they opened a fish 'n chips emporium. One day a customer remarked "You must be the fish Friar." The monk replied "No, he just left. I'm the chip Monk."

 

[ultravox]

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they began to move off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

 

[ultravox]

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to NY and on to Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientist. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men. They followed the trail of a male and a female bear.
They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident. They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
The other ranger responded, "Of course --- the Czech is in the male!"

 

[Mday]

ouch

 

[Specialist]

Not really a joke but a funny Dialog.
Russian Space Center:
general: Ok guys you're going to the sun!
astronauts: My god we're going to die!
general: don't worry you will fly there during the night.



HHAHAHAahahahahahahaha

 

[Specialist]

Oh yes
How do you know if a blond has been using a computer ?





















































































The joystick is wet.