Problem. :(

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
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So, it's like this. I went to this party with several of my friends, and let's call them...uh...Hmm...how about Joe, Jack, Mark, Bobby, Lewis, Jay, Sandy, Stephenie, Brian and Bridget. I started drinking and so did they, but then Jay started tlaking about losing his girlfriend, whom we'll call Jennifer. He had been cheating on her, and she said she would admit it but then just wanted to be bestest friends because he keeps leaving his toilet seat without the cap on. So we start drinking more heavily, and this big, fat, ugly bartender walks up to me and says "HOW ARE YOU DOING?" so I said, "FINE...do I know you?" he said "Yes, back from county...remember me? You used to call me Bubba-Baby!" I was freaked but then he dragged me out to the car and wanted me to **** *** ****. I was like "no!" and went over to a friend of mine, lets call her...Britney. I told her what happend and she took me home without saying a thing. We got home and she laid down out side and started tanning. Knowing her since she was 4, I asked her if I could take some pics to hang up in my bathroom. She just turned over and took off her top (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and said she wants to hang out with me more. I said I've got a GF, and how come martha is getting so clingy? She told me she is only going to be friends if I'm gonna be like that, and made me take out her dog, who I think we'll call Rover. So I took "Rover" out and he went right into my back yard and took a sh!t. I do not have a shovel, no rubber gloves, and if I go walking around I'm bound to step in it. I heard that if you ut a super-intense light on it for 3 days, it'll evaporate...but that will take up more energy than I'd like, which could enable me to run my computer for 4.349293825 hours extra or my toaster for 3.343199 days, as well. WHAT CAN I DO??!?!!
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
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Originally posted by: guyver01
Dude... wtf are you smoking?

I dunno. It's some white stuff I found at Jewel in the soap section. It looked like my normal, but much, much cheaper!!
 

kgraeme

Diamond Member
Sep 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Skoorb, is that you? :Q

Skoorbie Baby bows before me...

No, not really. Where's the hidden "LordMaul Effect"? There isn't one? Didn't think so. The phrase "Skoorb Effect" exists for a reason.
 

LordMaul

Lifer
Nov 16, 2000
15,168
1
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Originally posted by: kgraeme
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Skoorb, is that you? :Q

Skoorbie Baby bows before me...

No, not really. Where's the hidden "LordMaul Effect"? There isn't one? Didn't think so. The phrase "Skoorb Effect" exists for a reason.

I wanted to concentrate on content, not hidden meanings.
 
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