Question about grooming

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

Buy a beard trimmer and trim it down to half and inch or so using a half inch guide.

Very easy to do. Just stand with your ass facing a full length mirror, bend over and see what you're doing by looking between your legs.

No cuts, no ingrown hairs, no rashes and no chapping... and no more looking like you have Buckwheat held between your buttcheeks.

I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.

Never say "never"

:Q

Arrrrrrrrrr....... Just this one time bro, just this one time.

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
I know that this is a strange question... but how do you guys get rid of the hair in the crack of your ass?

I did search the internet and found some hair removing cream or something like that... but I wanted to know about the other options that are available.

man im fvcking dying here

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: j00fek

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
I know that this is a strange question... but how do you guys get rid of the hair in the crack of your ass?

I did search the internet and found some hair removing cream or something like that... but I wanted to know about the other options that are available.

man im fvcking dying here

Any last words?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

bahahahahaha

 

[alien42]

duct tape

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: alien42
duct tape

I think I can feel my balls shrink.....
Gives a new meaning to the word R.I.P.

 

[Lola]

get everything waxed. quick and long lasting.

 

[Captante]

How about Nair?

Or maybe a straight razor?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

Buy a beard trimmer and trim it down to half and inch or so using a half inch guide.

Very easy to do. Just stand with your ass facing a full length mirror, bend over and see what you're doing by looking between your legs.

No cuts, no ingrown hairs, no rashes and no chapping... and no more looking like you have Buckwheat held between your buttcheeks.

I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.

A beard trimmer with a guard on it can't possibly hurt you.

 

[Bulk Beef]

I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.

I trimmed my pubes with pinking shears once - won't make THAT mistake again. Bled like a stuck pig, and it's near impossible to get a bandaid to stick.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

Buy a beard trimmer and trim it down to half and inch or so using a half inch guide.

Very easy to do. Just stand with your ass facing a full length mirror, bend over and see what you're doing by looking between your legs.

No cuts, no ingrown hairs, no rashes and no chapping... and no more looking like you have Buckwheat held between your buttcheeks.

I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.

A beard trimmer with a guard on it can't possibly hurt you.

Maybe he fears, um... unauthorized entry?

 

[imported_LoKe]

"Feel free to say no to this?but would you shave my coin purse?"

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: dug777
:laugh:

where did people ask these crazy questions before the internets? Church? Boy Scouts?

This kind of topic is why Al Gore invented the internet.

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

Buy a beard trimmer and trim it down to half and inch or so using a half inch guide.

Very easy to do. Just stand with your ass facing a full length mirror, bend over and see what you're doing by looking between your legs.

No cuts, no ingrown hairs, no rashes and no chapping... and no more looking like you have Buckwheat held between your buttcheeks.

I am not letting a blade get anywhere close to that area... *Shudders*.

Phillips Bodygroom... yes that kiwi shaving tool =) it works on all areas of body with no cuts...

 

[altonb1]

Arrr...me thinks you should just use yer Hook! Every good pirate as a hook, don't ye?

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: VTHodge
That hair is there so that your skin doesn't get all chapped when you walk. You will be in serious pain if your wax or cream it off.

This man is very wise. I believe there was a HUGE OT thread on this about a year ago, someone posted that they did indeed shave their ass hair, and it ended up a chapped, pimply, pus-filled, painful mess. Keep that in mind when you are considering your options.

That thread was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life:laugh:

Just found this

 

[Phoenix86]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
get everything waxed. quick and long lasting.

You evil, evil woman.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

you are playing with your ass too much if the hair is bothering you.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
get everything waxed. quick and long lasting.

You evil, evil woman.

Not to go too in depth, but i have heard that the farther between the legs and to the back it hurts much less than the front (which i can attest to that part).

It is quick, simple, lasts MUCH longer than hair creams, shaving, etc.

 

[mcvickj]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

LMAO. Do you have a woolly mammoth between your cheeks??

 

[Tates]

Philips Bodygroom

 

[brikis98]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: ebaycj

Originally posted by: VTHodge
That hair is there so that your skin doesn't get all chapped when you walk. You will be in serious pain if your wax or cream it off.

This man is very wise. I believe there was a HUGE OT thread on this about a year ago, someone posted that they did indeed shave their ass hair, and it ended up a chapped, pimply, pus-filled, painful mess. Keep that in mind when you are considering your options.

That thread was one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life:laugh:

Just found this

hehehe, i remember that, couldn't stop laughing/crying for 15 minutes

 

[maximus maximus]

Originally posted by: mcvickj

Originally posted by: maximus maximus

Originally posted by: Amused
Why do you want to shave your ass? Gonna learn to walk backwards?

At any rate, as you will quickly learn, there is hair there for a reason. Razor rash, ingrown hairs and skin rub burns are no fun at all in that area.

IMO, ass hair is disgusting. That is the reason I am trying to get rid of it.

LMAO. Do you have a woolly mammoth between your cheeks??

Ohhh yeah... a bad ass wooly mammoth...
except this wooly mammoth has black hair.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
I know that this is a strange question... but how do you guys get rid of the hair in the crack of your ass?

Answer: we don't.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yeah, and my thread about 'Dateline-To Catch a Predator' gets locked because it was last discussed here 4 months ago in a different thread...:roll:

Edit-It is pretty god damned entertaining though. :laugh: