I found this really funny
"Because the friends I made at school were strictly that, and because my parents were busy working, my stuffed animals replaced my brothers when it came to playtime.
From an outsider's perspective, I must have looked crazy. I sat in my room for hours physically shifting my bears from one position to the next, while the dialogue between them played in my head (I was never any good at doing stuffed animal voice--that was my brother's job). When I played Monopoly, I would roll the dice for my fuzzy friends and move for them. And when it seemed like they weren't looking, I would steal money from the bank. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Real people wouldn't tolerate that type of behavior. "
"Because the friends I made at school were strictly that, and because my parents were busy working, my stuffed animals replaced my brothers when it came to playtime.
From an outsider's perspective, I must have looked crazy. I sat in my room for hours physically shifting my bears from one position to the next, while the dialogue between them played in my head (I was never any good at doing stuffed animal voice--that was my brother's job). When I played Monopoly, I would roll the dice for my fuzzy friends and move for them. And when it seemed like they weren't looking, I would steal money from the bank. I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Real people wouldn't tolerate that type of behavior. "