Riddles

[HomeBrewerDude]

What speaks but never says anything,
runs but never goes anywhere,
and goes up and down but never stands up?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

<smeagol>my riddle stands unanswered... i get to eat you now</smeagol>

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: guyver01
show all math


lol... no you're not doing my homework... i haven't had homework in 10 years

Show all math 'eh?

12==x-x/2-x/3
12=x-5x/6
12=x/6
6*12=x
72=x

NEXT!

A Dog trying to administer a Windows computer.

 

[m2kewl]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
What speaks but never says anything, runs but never goes anywhere, and goes up and down but never stands up?

al gore?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: m2kewl

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
What speaks but never says anything, runs but never goes anywhere, and goes up and down but never stands up?

al gore?

HAHAHAH good one!

 

[neomits]

A man is afraid to go home because of another man wearing a mask. What is the first man's occupation?




You are supposed to ask yes no questions and I'll said yes or no. This may be tough but if you FOR SURE know the answer you man answer the questions people ask.

Unless everyone knows it already

 

[AmazonRasta]

An elevator? I don't know, just a guess.

BTW, this is in response to yamahaXS' riddle.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: SWirth86

Originally posted by: TripleJ

Originally posted by: chrisisbored
There once was a man from Enis...

I mean a riddle like:
A man pushes his car up to a hotel and then immediately realises he's bankrupt. How?

During WW1, metal helmets replaced the cloth caps that soldiers used before. Yet head injuries were at an all time high that year. How?


Not sure of the wording, heard it a while ago, but it was something like the above...

Because the men were taller because of the new boots that were issued as well??

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: AmazonRasta
An elevator? I don't know, just a guess.

BTW, this is in response to yamahaXS' riddle.

answer= a brook

 

[Vehementi]

Originally posted by: neomits
A man is afraid to go home because of another man wearing a mask. What is the first man's occupation?

Baseball player....

/me slaps his forehead

 

[neomits]

why the slap?

 

[Brutuskend]

A man is changing a flat tire and has all the lug nuts for the wheel in his hubcap sitting next to him on the ground. ANother car comes along and clips the hub cap sending the lugnuts flying into a near by sewer.

What does he do??


(this is a easy one!)

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A man is changing a flat tire and has all the lug nuts for the wheel in his hubcap sitting next to him on the ground. ANother car comes along and clips the hub cap sending the lugnuts flying into a near by sewer.

What does he do??


(this is a easy one!)

give up and drive on 3 wheels.

 

[Brutuskend]

Come on, you can do better than THAT!!

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A man is changing a flat tire and has all the lug nuts for the wheel in his hubcap sitting next to him on the ground. ANother car comes along and clips the hub cap sending the lugnuts flying into a near by sewer.

What does he do??


(this is a easy one!)

Take one nut off of each of the remaining wheels and put them on the wheel missing them?

 

[Talon02]

Originally posted by: MacBaine

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A man is changing a flat tire and has all the lug nuts for the wheel in his hubcap sitting next to him on the ground. ANother car comes along and clips the hub cap sending the lugnuts flying into a near by sewer.

What does he do??


(this is a easy one!)

Take one nut off of each of the remaining wheels and put them on the wheel missing them?

That will only work if it is a 4 or 5 lug..., if its a 6 lug he only has half, i say he shoots out the tire on the car that clipped his hubcap and steals that persons lug nuts

 

[joe678]

Originally posted by: Vehementi

Originally posted by: neomits
A man is afraid to go home because of another man wearing a mask. What is the first man's occupation?

Baseball player....

/me slaps his forehead

or an exterminator...