Secret Society

[TraumaRN]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: IGBT
..:laugharanoia will destroy ya.

/me puts on my tinfoil hat

*looks around with shifty eyes*

 

[DainBramaged]

Even if there was a secret society, I'm sure I'm not invited.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

RossMAN's postcount once went so high, it crashed the AT server. A change was made specifically to his account.

Watch carefully: his postcount decreases with every post. :shocked:

 

[dennilfloss]

The first rule of being a Lifer...

No idea.

 

[oiprocs]

Oh my. I leave ATOT for a few hours and I come back to find the lifers warning me of the all knowing RossMAN.

Divide by zero? Hmmm. I'll give it a chance.

You guys are seriously a crazy group, hahaha. I think it's cool though. Now if I could just get the rest of us to work together, I'm sure the peasant could take on the warlord.....

 

[dug777]

You can't handle the truth!

 

[Orsorum]

I've been a Lifer for a long time... really, all it means is that you gave up too much of your life on this forum.

 

[Goosemaster]

There is one but you have to pay does...


f@rk that sh@t

 

[CrackRabbit]

I'm still waiting for my key to the bathroom... every time I ask about it they say it is "in the mail."

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
I'm still waiting for my key to the bathroom... every time I ask about it they say it is "in the mail."

I ebay'ed mine to some n00b. Just not worth the long waits in line, and the place is nasty to begin with.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
I've been a Lifer for a long time... really, all it means is that you gave up too much of your life on this forum.

Agreed

 

[Lola]

ain't nothin' special about all the time and posts that some of us have. It took me almost 6 years to get that title... no secret handshake, no special washroom either.
HOW HARD IS IT MODS TO GIVE A GAL A PERSONALIZED TITLE?!

 

[MisterJackson]

You do know that by bringing this up you're a dead man.....

 

[Mr Pickles]

88 posts into it and you're still enchanted by the outrageously long trip the Lifer's took to get where they are. I gave up on the wonder of it all at around 30.

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
ain't nothin' special about all the time and posts that some of us have. It took me almost 6 years to get that title... no secret handshake, no special washroom either.
HOW HARD IS IT MODS TO GIVE A GAL A PERSONALIZED TITLE?!

What would you have your title be if you could change it?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: shaytahn
I'm convinced there is a secret forum within ATOT that allows only lifers in, and maybe even only select lifers. There, they talk smack on the rest of us, and set up meetings to get drunk, eat great food, and have tons of fun; all of it is sponsored by AT as a reward for being unconditionally committed to a website. It is also the reason why lifers can always come out on top in a discussion/argument/debate, due to the fact that they get mad support from each other.

I want to know if it is true....don't ask me for my source of information, for I shall never reveal it, not even if you make me watch ***** every day for 8 years. I don't want to commit so much if I will never see such a secret gathering, so let me know now before I continue my pathetic attempts at reaching X amount of posts to being a lifer.

Humor me please.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA....*gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

[meltdown75]

lifer means sh*t and gets you squat.

it means you wasted too much time on the interwebs

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: MrChad
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: LolaWiz
ain't nothin' special about all the time and posts that some of us have. It took me almost 6 years to get that title... no secret handshake, no special washroom either.
HOW HARD IS IT MODS TO GIVE A GAL A PERSONALIZED TITLE?! </end quote></div>

What would you have your title be if you could change it?

I don't know. i am not that clever. the Almighty Mods seem to be though.

 

[Homerboy]

OP has been a member for 2 weeks?

 

[Zenmervolt]

You have to be made Elite to get special privileges. I especially like the "ban one member per year" privilege.



*This is a joke, you should have figured that out already. If you did figure it out already, why are you still reading this? You're just wasting your time. Don't you have better things to do? No? Must be a boring life then.

 

[buck]

I used to be a lifer, then the new year bug wiped my account (along with sampson and others) away. Luckily the mods helped me find this account I had forgot about, working my way up to be a lifer for the second time.....
I cant wait to get the key to the lifer bathroom again, i hate sharing with the commoners.

 

[Confusednewbie1552]

Originally posted by: DeathBUA
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: TheGizmo
you will only be taught the great secrets of the secret society when you learn to divide by zero. i am only a messenger.</end quote></div>

Divide by zero! This is MADNESS!

The key to the secret society is proving that .99999...=1

No. THIS IS ROSSMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fritzo]

Another one speculates. We must destroy him.


CODE WORD: ISHMAEL

 

[Demon-Xanth]

To get into the club you need to send $5 to every existing lifer. I'd hurry up because we're getting more and more members so the cost is going up.

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: shaytahn
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: compnovice
WWYBYWB?</end quote></div>

Haha, no, I have never been banned.

Although it would be sad if I got banned for this. I'm just having some fun. It feels like we should be intimidated to talk to you guys.

Even though in real life I pwn you.

Joined: 06/21/2007 Asking about lifers?

Seriously WWYBYWB?