Secret Society

[jadinolf]

Apparently our secret is out.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Lifers meet here
Map to secret location

I've been using the clues in this thread to try and find the location of the secret lair. After "giving up" to throw you guys off course, I secretly decided to continue my quest.

Throughout thorough investigation of the posts in the thread, I realized that if I were to ever find the secret location, I would have to go undercover and follow the one person who surely has access to this place: RossMan.

Let me tell you, following that man for 6 months is not an easy task. Jesus, I think we stopped at every retail store in the nation looking for hot deals. Thankfully, it was easy to find his trail, as I found used coupons in the street and expired Dell deals.

Anyways, here it is guys. I named the location aptly. All us "noobs" (i.e., low post count) gotta do is rush the base and conquer it!! Quickly, we must unite!! Do not fail me!!

Map To Secret Lifer Lair

Not only that, but I managed to fandangle a pic of the area. Don't ask me how. I'd rather not give up my source. As you can see in the photo, there is plenty of forest for coverage, and the cliffs are perfect for throwing off noobs that are trespassing. You can't see them but the sharks with the laser beams are at the bottom.

Area Pic

As for the golden bathroom.....I'm gonna need some more time.

 

[Juno]

come back in five years where more secrets will be revealed, ok?

 

[TheNewbie]

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There are two sets of doors.

Those lifers that have no bans/vacations are allowed to enter the gold plated rooms.

Those lifers that are/have been a PITA are allowed into the room below those that are described above.
One of their responsibilities there, is to clean up around the hole in the ceiling from above.

Anandtech Moderator

ATOT lifers that have never been put on ban/vacation are indeed members of a certain community, though I don't believe the gay community can be considered secret.*














*meant as a joke, if anyone is offended pm me and I'll edit.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: moshquerade
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What's a "Lifer?"</end quote></div>
you know... convicted of a bad crime... prison... hello lifer.</end quote></div>

D'oh
y helo thar :Q

got soap?

For lifers you guys sure do suck at quoting!

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs
As for the golden bathroom.....I'm gonna need some more time.

So that's where the Lifers give each other golden showers?

* furiously faps faps faps faps faps *

 

[oiprocs]

Dammit, I thought we were going to unite overnight.

They've probably already moved the location.

 

[PoofyHair]

I thought about going to NY for the rush, but there's just too much traffic and I'm not allowed out of my mothers basement.

 

[invidia]

They're in the Skulls and Bones society. Hence, one of the Lifers here was/is George Bush.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

darn no gold plated room for me

 

[oiprocs]

Hmm. We need a stronger showing. I think they still haven't changed the spot yet.

My worst fear is that all the noobs have been frightened so much by lifer comments that they've reached the point of "no retaliation".

 

[Alistar7]

We are all members of the Illuminati, most of us are also Freemasons. Now that you are aware of our identity and presence on AT we will have to hunt you down and kill you.....

 

[PoofyHair]

Dammit, my location has already been given away!

 

[aphex]

i must be a PITA lifer.

 

[Anubis]

soneone left the door ajar again....sigh

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: PoofyHair
Dammit, my location has already been given away!

WWYBYWB?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs
I'm convinced there is a secret forum within ATOT that allows only lifers in, and maybe even only select lifers. There, they talk smack on the rest of us, and set up meetings to get drunk, eat great food, and have tons of fun; all of it is sponsored by AT as a reward for being unconditionally committed to a website. It is also the reason why lifers can always come out on top in a discussion/argument/debate, due to the fact that they get mad support from each other.

I want to know if it is true....don't ask me for my source of information, for I shall never reveal it, not even if you make me watch ***** every day for 8 years. I don't want to commit so much if I will never see such a secret gathering, so let me know now before I continue my pathetic attempts at reaching X amount of posts to being a lifer.

Humor me please.

bah

whats with people resurrecting old threads?

 

[moshquerade]

lifer orgy in 5 minutes. proceed to the secret room.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
lifer orgy in 5 minutes. proceed to the secret room.

im so in

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: moshquerade
lifer orgy in 5 minutes. proceed to the secret room.

im so in

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
lifer orgy in 5 minutes. proceed to the secret room.

hmmmm, normally I would jump on this, but given that this is atot I'm guessing that this is not the cool kind of orgy

 

[BrokenVisage]

Free punch and pie in the secret room after all orgy-related activities have commenced!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: bigrash

Originally posted by: moshquerade
lifer orgy in 5 minutes. proceed to the secret room.

hmmmm, normally I would jump on this, but given that this is atot I'm guessing that this is not the cool kind of orgy

if mosh started it its the good king of orgy

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Free punch and pie in the secret room after all orgy-related activities have commenced!

and jello... for the wrestling.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: moshquerade
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What's a "Lifer?"</end quote></div>
you know... convicted of a bad crime... prison... hello lifer.</end quote></div>

D'oh
y helo thar :Q

got soap?

For lifers you guys sure do suck at quoting!

Quotes were broken for a while after the upgrade, n00b