So today at Hardees....

[montypythizzle]

So, me and my dad decided to go to Hardees to get some AWSUM bacon cheese egg sandwiches. Well, we are in line and we hear some CRAP. The sound was some 10" subwoofer in this skank's car being pushed to the brink. (as in the voice coil was bobbing around in the magnet ) So he proceeds to honk his horn in order for her maybe to turn it down. Well, after a few honks he finally yells, "Turn that ****** down, it sounds like ******!" She looks back and yells something in some kind of ghetto lingo. (she is white.... MALIBOO) Then she yells "Shut up racist ass!" (something similar) He then just blows the skank off.

Cliffs (someone recommended me to make these in my true life story):

-Go to Hardees expecting great time/food (food was good HEHE)
-Some skank is shoving 1 10" subwoofer to the brink of extinction
-Dad tells her to STFU
-Skank yells back "racist bastard" when they are both of the same race


MALIBOOO



The OP owned himself so badly that I am locking this out of sheer pity.
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[MmmSkyscraper]

My life is now complete.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
My life is now complete.

The OP's post has allowed me to reach enlightenment.

 

[KK]

WWYBYWB

 

[Aikouka]

MALIBOO? Are you speaking in tongues ?

 

[krunchykrome]

Meh, there is no ownage in this thread.

 

[iRONic]

montypythizztard

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
MALIBOO? Are you speaking in tongues ?

Malibu's Most Wanted is about a man confused about his culture.

His dad wants him to act "white".

 

[40Hands]

Ok. I'll bite, wtf is MALIBOO?

edit: n/m too slow. Also turns out I am now dumber for having learned what it is.

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: iRONic
montypythizztard

It seems as if you have stolen this photo.

 

[MisterJackson]

montypythizzle for elite! :roll:

 

[DeadByDawn]

The mods should take away your "new topic" button

 

[iamwiz82]

Study this

 

[Amused]

I do believe she was speaking of the genre of music, and not her own race when she called you a racist.

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle

Originally posted by: iRONic
montypythizztard

It seems as if you have stolen this photo.

From your mom...

 

[ahurtt]

I should kick your ass for wasting 2 minutes of my life with that story. I now feel dumber for having read it. Thanks.

 

[crystal]

And how she got owned again?

 

[mooglekit]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
So, me and my dad decided to go to Hardees to get some AWSUM bacon cheese egg sandwiches. Well, we are in line and we here some CRAP. The sound was some 10" subwoofer in this ladies car being pushed to the brink. (as in the voice coil was bobbing around in the magnet ) So he proceeds to honk his horn in order for her maybe to turn it down. Well, after a few honks he finally yells, "Turn that ****** down, it sounds like ******!" She looks back and yells something in some kind of ghetto lingo. (she is white.... MALIBOO) Then she yells "Shut up racist ass!" (something similar) He then just blows the skank off.

Cliffs (someone recommended me to make these in my true life story):

-Go to Hardees expecting great time/food (food was good HEHE)
-Some skank is shoving 1 10" subwoofer to the brink of extinction
-Dad tells her to STFU
-Skank yells back "racist bastard" when they are both of the same race


MALIBOOO

Well, I figured out why I can't blame monty for his worthless posts anymore...

 

[R Nilla]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
My life is now complete.

The OP's post has allowed me to reach enlightenment.

That's funny, because thanks to iamwiz82, this thread has allowed me to reach enlightenment.

 

[amish]

wow, he didn't even say that the music got turned down. excellent pwnage there :roll:

 

[j00fek]

wow great story

:roll:

 

[clamum]

Someone muff this guy.

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: amish
wow, he didn't even say that the music got turned down. excellent pwnage there :roll:

PFFT
Trust me, we made her day better by making her realize that she is not of African-American descent and how stupid she sounded.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: clamum
Someone muff this guy.

Mmmmmmm... Muff.

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: amish
wow, he didn't even say that the music got turned down. excellent pwnage there :roll:

Pwnage would have been the speaker blowing out violently and sending shards of shrapnel flying into the skanks jugular or something. This thread is 404 Pwnage not found.