Some people are just *********

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: mugs
I almost feel bad for someone whose life is so bad that a night out with the wife consists of trying to scam a restaurant to get free food.

That is quite true...

One of the things that bugs me the most though is when somebody thinks they are entitled to something just for being alive. As a human you're entitled to certain things (life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and all that jazz). You are NOT entitled to fancy dinners out, expensive cars, a huge house, a high paying job, or even a college degree. All of those have to be earned.

 

[sandorski]

Dude needs a better scam. I recommend watching the Trailer Park Boys Movie for a good one.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: mugs
I almost feel bad for someone whose life is so bad that a night out with the wife consists of trying to scam a restaurant to get free food.

Almost . . .

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: Heller
theire

Wait wait wait... Now in addition to 'there' 'their' and 'they're' we have a fourth use to keep track of? Is this like the new math?

lol, shh, its the next new thing. Right now the men in black are testing a new one, "therer", it's a bit experimental, but we believe it will increase reading capacity 10 fold.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Soon as I read that I knew the grammar Nazi's would be all over his ass.

ACHTUNG! Your apostrophe is as useless as a good luck charm on the Russian front! :laugh:

Iregardless, I used it none the less.

 

[DieHardware]

These tread has a multitude of potentiality on mega levlllsess! :beer:

 

[Fritzo]

Heheheh...let me make sure I have this down:

He brings his OWN BEER, says his food sucks, has it taken off the bill, then keeps eating it?


THAT MAN IS A GENIUS!!!!!!!!

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Soon as I read that I knew the grammar Nazi's would be all over his ass.

ACHTUNG! Your apostrophe is as useless as a good luck charm on the Russian front! :laugh:

Iregardless, I used it none the less.

I except your apology.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Why didn't you say to them that you'll take the food back before mentioning "If you continue to eat, you'll be charged more."?

Smart thing would have been to clear their settings. That way they would not have had the ability to eat. Return with the comp'd bill and then escort them out the door.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Soon as I read that I knew the grammar Nazi's would be all over his ass.

ACHTUNG! Your apostrophe is as useless as a good luck charm on the Russian front! :laugh:

Iregardless, I used it none the less.

OMG, I promise to stop now, but nonetheless is currently one word.

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Soon as I read that I knew the grammar Nazi's would be all over his ass.

ACHTUNG! Your apostrophe is as useless as a good luck charm on the Russian front! :laugh:

Iregardless, I used it none the less.

OMG, I promise to stop now, but nonetheless is currently one word.

Don't forget the spelling!

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: shortylickens
Soon as I read that I knew the grammar Nazi's would be all over his ass.

ACHTUNG! Your apostrophe is as useless as a good luck charm on the Russian front! :laugh:

Iregardless, I used it none the less.

OMG, I promise to stop now, but nonetheless is currently one word.

Don't forget the spelling!

If you shout "Grammar Nazis" in one short sentence, that short sentence had better not be sub-standard grammatically, or you have already argued your own counterpoint FOR the grammar nazis.

Irony.

Specifically, self-referential irony.

 

[Indolent]

Where do you work that he brought his own beer in to drink with his meal?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: Indolent
Where do you work that he brought his own beer in to drink with his meal?

Many sit down restaurants, but surely not all by a long shot, have that policy.

It's often legal in wet counties, not to metion wet f*cking states. :roll:

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Indolent
Where do you work that he brought his own beer in to drink with his meal?

Many sit down restaurants, but surely not all by a long shot, have that policy.

It's often legal in wet counties, not to metion wet f*cking states. :roll:

What's a metion?




(With all the grammar policing going on, I figured...) :beer:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Indolent
Where do you work that he brought his own beer in to drink with his meal?

Many sit down restaurants, but surely not all by a long shot, have that policy.

It's often legal in wet counties, not to metion wet f*cking states. :roll:

What's a metion?




(With all the grammar policing going on, I figured...) :beer:

Busted! :laugh:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: mugs
I almost feel bad for someone whose life is so bad that a night out with the wife consists of trying to scam a restaurant to get free food.

Almost . . .

Yeah, well I can't actually feel bad for a scammer.