My first year of high school, the school was in part of a government building, and they had a general cafeteria for that whole section. They made the best bagels ever, and always slapped on a bunch of cream cheese. Not sure if that's what did it, or what, but they were awesome. Probably ridiculously unhealthy but meh. You don't order something from a cafeteria with health in mind.
Their poutine on the other hand was an abomination and should have been considered a national crime. Funny thing is, it looked good, so everybody had to try it at least once even if everybody said not to.
Now I'm hungry for one of those bagels. There was something about them, I don't know what it is, the kind of bread they used or something.