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busydude

Diamond Member
Feb 5, 2010
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nigerian scammers are successful

So are Somali pirates.. and I heard summer is possibly their busiest season. Also, you get to experience incredible adventures along with numerous near death experiences plus high probability of getting KIA.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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:thumbsup: I am realistic and set my expectations accordingly. There is no reason to think higher.

I mean, ATOT thinks I am worthless... thus I am worthless, amirite?

Nope. Doesn't mater one shit what ATOT thinks about you. The problem is you think your worthless. That's why you're screwed. Trust me, I know a thing or two about thinking low of one's self. Luckily I have some introspection on the issue.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Nope. Doesn't mater one shit what ATOT thinks about you. The problem is you think your worthless. That's why you're screwed. Trust me, I know a thing or two about thinking low of one's self. Luckily I have some introspection on the issue.

Not the case, bro.

I'm screwed. I'm underqualified compared to my competition. There is at least 30 other applicants. The idea that I happen to be the one to take the cake is technically less than 3.5%, and even less when you consider it's me...

I guess I am moving back to the Portland area for the summer. I can't find a job and can't afford my apartment. Sucks. I really hate moving back there and living with the parents. It's not so bad by itself, but it's terrible when you consider that I have to deal with children all the fucking time.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Not the case, bro.

I'm screwed. I'm underqualified compared to my competition. There is at least 30 other applicants. The idea that I happen to be the one to take the cake is technically less than 3.5%, and even less when you consider it's me...

I guess I am moving back to the Portland area for the summer. I can't find a job and can't afford my apartment. Sucks. I really hate moving back there and living with the parents. It's not so bad by itself, but it's terrible when you consider that I have to deal with children all the fucking time.

Dude I'm 29 and still live with my parents! I have less than 1/2 of a university degree and have been working retail for the past 5 years or so. Like you I've never had a girl friend and I'm a virgin. I don't socialize well and I suffer from depression and anxiety. AND you know WHAT!!? EVEN I think higher of myself than you do of yourself. HOW THE FUCK is that possible?
 

Farmer

Diamond Member
Dec 23, 2003
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Dude I'm 29 and still live with my parents! I have less than 1/2 of a university degree and have been working retail for the past 5 years or so. Like you I've never had a girl friend and I'm a virgin. I don't socialize well and I suffer from depression and anxiety. AND you know WHAT!!? EVEN I think higher of myself than you do of yourself. HOW THE FUCK is that possible?

But you just won the Canadian-South African lottery! The fuck man!
 

Sea Moose

Diamond Member
May 12, 2009
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Not all manual labour requires you to be big and strong. You could sand doors, do landscaping (mowing, weeding, digging). Many construction jobs can be done by anyone - painting, hanging drywall, sawing, sorting, sanding, etc. In fact the majority of manual labour doesn't require terribly much strength or size.

He might get his hands dirty,.
 

Mr. Pedantic

Diamond Member
Feb 14, 2010
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You mean determination. Determinism is the idea that events following a cause are completely determined by the circumstances of the cause.

and even less when you consider it's me...
Note that that is something you can change. And yet...you're not. Go to the gym. Get a girlfriend. Learn some social skills. Do more than mope about at home and posting on ATOT, FFS.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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You mean determination. Determinism is the idea that events following a cause are completely determined by the circumstances of the cause.


Note that that is something you can change. And yet...you're not. Go to the gym. Get a girlfriend. Learn some social skills. Do more than mope about at home and posting on ATOT, FFS.

Going to the gym doesn't actually help me at all. I am more likely to lose weight than gain weight from going the gym. (I'm somewhere around 110lbs right now at 5'9") This is because my diet doesn't increase as I do activity; a problem that I cannot solve. (It's been widely discussed in health & fitness and the consensus was that I am fucked)
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Not the case, bro.

I'm screwed. I'm underqualified compared to my competition. There is at least 30 other applicants. The idea that I happen to be the one to take the cake is technically less than 3.5%, and even less when you consider it's me...

I guess I am moving back to the Portland area for the summer. I can't find a job and can't afford my apartment. Sucks. I really hate moving back there and living with the parents. It's not so bad by itself, but it's terrible when you consider that I have to deal with children all the fucking time.

LOL. Too lazy to even get a job at McDonald's so he's going to move back home and so he can get away with doing nothing, what a waste of life. He could even sell his car to pay for several months of rent but he needs a car to live in the city with no job.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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LOL. Too lazy to even get a job at McDonald's so he's going to move back home and so he can get away with doing nothing, what a waste of life. He could even sell his car to pay for several months of rent but he needs a car to live in the city with no job.

What are you talking about? McDonalds just hired something like 62000 people and a 1,000,000+ applied... http://www.startribune.com/business/120927694.html

I have A LOT of competition.

And I am not selling my fucking car. That is stupidest fucking idea I have ever heard. Why would I sell my car? The thing that allows me the most freedom AND potential for jobs further away than a few blocks, just gonna fucking sell it. Yeah, real smart.

DIAF, cap.
 

TridenT

Lifer
Sep 4, 2006
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Question: If I get shot down for some reason, can I at least call them and ask why?
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Question: If I get shot down for some reason, can I at least call them and ask why?

no


based on your previous posts you expected to make like 60k out of college (guaranteed) and yet you look at you flopping for an internship.
 
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