Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I paid no attention to the name so I will just use T for turkey:
T: At this time, three months ago, I was wrestling with a decision. A decision as to whether or not to run in a special election to fill the seat vacated by the new secretary of the Army, John McHugh. If you had told me 90 days later I would be penning an op-ed piece for the New York Post, I would have laughed in disbelief. I would have laughed even louder had you told me that I would be receiving endorsement and support from political leaders like Fred Thompson, former Majority Leader Dick Armey, or Sarah Palin. Or appearing on broadcast media with national audiences, as their hosts peppered me with questions about the future of the GOP and our nation.
M: Isn't that just sweet. Three months ago he was just another asshole like me.
T: You see I?m not a professional politician; I?ve never sought elected office. I grew up poor in Saranac Lake, in the heart of the Adirondacks. My siblings and I were raised in a single-parent household by our mother. We worked to help her pay the mortgage. But, like so many others in this great land, I worked hard, got a good education, did a six-year stint in the military, married, landed a good job with a ?big eight? accounting firm and started living the American dream.
M: Damned if I can't hear an orc boo hooing here somewhere.
T: It?s funny what can happen in America, when you are able to dream and have the courage to follow your dreams.
M: Oh Boy does this ever tug at my Mom and Apple Pie good old America Strings. Let me get a hankie.
T: At 27 I was hired as controller of the organizing committee for the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid. Three years later I bought the accounting firm that employed my mother. Now I have six offices spread across the northern reaches of New York and a dozen other small businesses in the Adirondacks that employ my wife, children and hopefully someday, my grandchildren. I am living the American Dream.
M: I'm a fucking hard working dude man. I'm a real achiever. Of course I embezzled a lot of money to do it and cheated on my partners to do it but you know how it goes.
T: The reason I?m running for office is to ensure that others share the same opportunities.
M: Aren't I just a fucking saint?
T: Sadly,
M: Get out your hankies.
T: that dream is quickly becoming a nightmare. Unemployment grows, our economy is in crisis, and our elected officials seem out of touch with reality. Government in Albany is a disgrace; it?s the most dysfunctional in the nation. New York has six statewide elected officials, only two of them have been elected by the people. Three of the remaining four hold office as a result of the scandals, sexual and financial, that forced a governor and a comptroller to resign.
M: Forget the hankies it's time to rage rage rage. It's the worst here in the world.
T: It?s just as bad in Washington.
M: Scratch that it's the worst here, it's just as bad in Washington.
T: The Obama administration suffers from the illusion that the way you solve problems, both social and economic, is to throw money at them. In the meantime, Congress fiddles while our economy burns. They lack common sense.
M: The same delusion shared by all the worlds leading economists, by the way.
T: They don?t seem to get it that increased spending leads to higher taxes and fuels a projected $9 trillion deficit.
M: I don't seem to get that if the economy shrinks and shrinks from lack of spending we will to the way of Japan in the nineties and have a couple of decades of stagnation and recession.
T: That earmarks and pork-barrel spending might be beneficial to their political careers, but are devastating to the taxpayers who foot the bill.
M: Never mind it's only a small part of spending and the minute I get there I will be working my ass off to get mine so you'll re-elect me.
T: They are oblivious to the fact that tort reform, cutting of waste, and the introduction of free-market solutions are the ways to lower the cost of health care.
M: Another shibboleth because it's a small fraction of the real problem.
T: That Obama-care will only lead us down the slippery slope to socialized medicine.
M: Socialized medicine, OHFG. The dreaded socialized medicine. I did tell you, didn't I that just a few months ago I was a worthless nobody who didn't know shit from beans?
T: They are addicted to spending. When they run low on funds they simply create a new tax or raise an old one.
M: Am I getting anything across to you simple minded twits. They are addicted.
T: Taxes, the deficit, red tape and regulation are breaking the back of the nation, mortgaging the future of our children and grandchildren.
M: I running to save your children you idiots.
T: Americans have had enough and are vocalizing their anger in town hall meetings and on the streets of Washington. They are mad as hell and they?re not going to take it anymore!
M: This is because our testicles are shrinking.
T: That?s why I am running. I am one of them!
M: I certainly am, a brain dead spouter of empty words chalk full of emotional implications, propaganda, and absolutely otherwise meaningless.
T: Freedom is what Americans want. Economic freedom to reap the rewards of the free enterprise system, personal freedom from the intrusion of big government in our lives, freedom from the nanny state that is being forced upon us.
M: Give me deregulation or give me death, oh wait, give me deregulation so I can kill kill kill.
T: I?m a lifelong Republican running as the nominee of the New York State Conservative Party.
M: I am a lifelong congenital idiot, and member of the party of death.
T: I didn't?t leave the Republican Party, the party left me. The GOP bosses in New York and Washington felt the candidate needed to be as liberal as possible. They picked a professional politician, with a voting record more liberal than 46 Democrats in the New York state legislature. They threw principles out the window. Their candidate has voted for increased spending, higher taxes, gay marriage and abortion. She supports ?Card Check? (EFCA) and is supported by trial lawyers, gay activists and Big Labor. In 2008 she ran on the line of the radical left Working Families Party, ACORN?s political party in New York.
M: Help me see if I can pack in some more buzz words, please. It's us decent folk against evil incarnate.
T: The battle I wage is not a lonely one. Like-minded citizens in the district, the state and the nation have joined me in this fight.
T: Together we can become the marching morons.
M: It is a battle that has been joined by current and former elected Republican officials, conservative activists and members of the ever-growing Tea Party and 9/12 movements. And if the GOP picks liberal candidates for the midterm congressional elections next year, they may find that there are a lot more people out there like me who won?t go along. We are not going to win by becoming more like the Democrats. We?re going to win by standing up for our beliefs.
T: It's a battle joined by the same old assholes as have always been in the party of death
T: It?s principle over party.
M: Our latest self delusional lie we are training ourselves to spout.
T: It?s a fight for the heart and soul of the Republican Party. It?s a fight for fiscal responsibility and the return of common sense to those who govern us.
M: That shriveled up piece of blackened flesh and turd we use to allow millions of Americans die without heal care access.
T: This is a fight for our children?s future. It?s a fight for America.
M: Fight so the Zombies can win.
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In this whole worthless piece of shit of a speech not one word of common sense, intelligence or thinking appears anywhere. It is a piece of filthy rhetoric and garbage totally devoid of content, a screed, a raving of propagandistic bull shit.