A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
Originally posted by: Locut0s
To get the full effect you have to read all of these in a row:
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
* What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
* How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
* What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
* How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
* What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
* Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
* What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
* What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
* How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
* What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
* What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
* What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
* How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
* How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
* How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Taken from:
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
Keep 'em coming!
Originally posted by: her209
A family walks into a talent agency.
Originally posted by: TallBill
The cubs.
Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
Keep 'em coming!
that's what michael said...
:Q
Originally posted by: Rockinacoustic
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
because there are 20 of them.
Keep 'em coming!
Originally posted by: guyver01
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.
While there, God tells her "Since you were such a good person for your life, i will grant you one wish"
Farrah replies "Protect the children of the world"
So god killed Michael Jackson
The policeman told the little boy that he was going to dip his dick into molten sugar.Originally posted by: Engineer
Warning: Long little Johnny joke...
A police officer found little Johnny and two of his friend jacking off in an alley. He ask the first little boy..."Where does your daddy work?". The boy answered "a butcher shop". The Policeman told the little boy that he was going to cut off his dick with a meat cleaver.
He then asked the 2nd little boy "Where does your daddy work?". The boy answered "a sawmill". The policeman told the little boy that he was going to cut his dick off with the sawmill saw.
He finally looked at little Johnny who was laughing his ass off. He yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?". Johnny answered "My daddy works in a lollipop factory"
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