Tell us a joke

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: nightfox
So, there's a man crawling through the desert...

go away.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: nightfox
So, there's a man crawling through the desert...

ban

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: anxi80
best used as a pick-up line...


q. whats the difference between a hamburger and a boner?
a. you're not giving me a hamburger right now.

:laugh:

 

[ManyBeers]

Originally posted by: Hayabusa Rider
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking around."

Shouldn't swung be "swings"?

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Engineer
Warning: Long little Johnny joke...

A police officer found little Johnny and two of his friend jacking off in an alley. He ask the first little boy..."Where does your daddy work?". The boy answered "a butcher shop". The Policeman told the little boy that he was going to cut off his dick with a meat cleaver.

He then asked the 2nd little boy "Where does your daddy work?". The boy answered "a sawmill". The policeman told the little boy that he was going to cut his dick off with the sawmill saw.

He finally looked at little Johnny who was laughing his ass off. He yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?". Johnny answered "My daddy works in a lollipop factory"

:shocked:

The policeman told the little boy that he was going to dip his dick into molten sugar.

It's a sugarfree lollipop factory!

 

[Rastus]

10 lbs. of dead baby is not bulk.